Chapter 5 The Stupid System That Is About to Be Scrapped

"I don't know~~"

A sharp, straightforward electronic synthesized voice made Si Qingli almost unable to support his cold face and paralyzed face.

"This has to be blamed on you people who don't have the heart of space morality, if you hadn't created a lot of space junk, how could our Dandan's spacecraft crash into your International Space Union, I was thrown out of the spaceship Dandan, I'm a weak biological brain, not a brave starry sky warrior.

Pity me, I can only use all my biological energy to protect my body, or in the words of you Aqua Blue Star people, I will die before I can be rewarded.

Fortunately, when the Dandan flew into the galaxy, all the biological brains on our spaceship were replenished with biological energy, otherwise I would really be on the list of martyrs of the Space Alliance.

It's just a little bit, I'm going to be burned by the friction of your Aqua Blue Star atmosphere in the high-speed fall, but now it's almost burned, especially my biological processing center and important database are almost destroyed, and I can't even remember our great mission to Aqua Blue Star, what virus do you have here, where do I remember so much? ”

Originally, the panda cub who was still a little weak-hearted, the more Lord Tuanzi talked, the more he felt that he was right, and even the fluffy little fat belly was padded.

Si Qingli took a deep breath expressionlessly, but he was repeatedly reminding himself in his heart that it was a national treasure, a stupid and cute national treasure, it could not be steamed or boiled, it was illegal, it was illegal.

"You said that you can't remember your great mission to the Aqua Blue Star, aren't you here to investigate and evaluate the Aqua Blue Star?"

Si Qingli took the initiative to change the topic.

"You also underestimate the great Tuanzi Lord, as the most advanced scientific research, life, auxiliary and other multi-functional top creature brain of the All-Universe Alliance, how can the investigation and evaluation of the general intelligent creature planet be qualified to work My Tuanzi Lord personally went out, I am here with a sacred and great special mission, which is related to the future fate of your Water Blue Star, stupid Water Blue Star people."

Looking at the lonely panda with his fat belly there, looking complacent, Si Qingli twitched the corners of his mouth expressionlessly.

"Oh, Lord Brain Tuanzi, the top creature of the Great All-Universe Alliance, what is your sacred mission to come to Aqua Blue Star?"

The words of Si Qingli, who was still in the narcissistic and stuffed sesame rice balls, suddenly stiffened, and then the whole spirit and spirit withered, and he was uneasy to the fat bear paw (originally wanted to be on the finger, but it turned out to be only the bear paw).

"I don't remember, you make me think about it, think about it......"

With his head slightly lowered, he scratched his ears and cheeks at the bear's paw and spun in place, and from time to time he made a few hum-ah sounds like constipation, so anxious that his face turned red, and black smoke came out of his head that was visible to the naked eye.

"Alarm, alarm, the bio-brain processing center has been damaged by ninety-eight percent, and is now seriously overheated, now seriously overheated, about to be scrapped, about to be scrapped ~~~"

The little group smoking above his head also heard this sharp warning, and could only helplessly put down the fat bear paws, with two bubbles of crystal tears in his mouth, he looked at Si Qingli pitifully, and suddenly cried loudly.

"Woo woo woo...... I'm about to be scrapped, I'm going to become a martyr of the Cosmic Alliance, I don't want to scrap ......"

Si Qingli, who has never had experience as a dad, doesn't know how to coax such a sad child to cry, the key is that this is still a little national treasure panda, so he is even more overwhelmed.

"Don't cry, don't cry, haven't you been scrapped yet? If you cry again, if you cry again, you will overheat and add water, and it will really be scrapped. ”

Hearing Si Qingli's dry comfort (Shen Mending Knife), Xiao Tuanzi cried even more sadly, and the tears fell down from the cracks in the bear's paw like pearls with broken threads. "Don't cry, okay, say, how can I help you?"

Si Qingli, who had nothing to do with the children, raised his hand and surrendered under the tearful attack of the panda cub.

"You want to help me? You stupid human, your entire Aqua Blue Star is about to enter post-apocalyptic mode because of this virus leaked from the International Space Union, how can you help me? ”

"The last days?"

Si Qingli's surprised voice trembled, is it the end of the world in Resident Evil?

Oh the hell, sinkhole, how can I live, a delicate and frail proctologist who can only cut chrysanthemums with a scalpel???

"You don't have to think about whether you live or not, because you're dead now."

"Huh? Dead, what is my current state? Ghosts? ”

Si Qingli pinched his arm, hiss~~~~ There is pain, not a ghost, he looked up a little blankly at the panda cub in front of him.

"According to the factory settings of Lord Tuanzi, Lord Tuanzi can take the initiative to bind to intelligent creatures at a critical moment of life and death," the palm-sized panda cub looked at Si Qingli with a look that you had taken advantage of.

"When the Danzi took the initiative to jump out of the Dandan's spaceship, he directly entered the earth's atmosphere, causing serious damage, and many functions were temporarily unusable, including the navigation system, so he lost his way on the road of Zhi Brain Sheng, and accidentally fell into the flower pot on your balcony, and fused with your pitcher plant, because the pitcher plant is not a smart creature and cannot be bound, so only the only remaining biological energy catalyzed your pitcher plant ate the first intelligent creature I saw, that is you, and then bind it to you~~"

Si Qingli's belly: It's still a biological brain who wants to save face, just now he clearly said that he was thrown out of the spaceship, and now he said that he jumped out of the spaceship, and he lost his way on the road of Zhinao's life......

"Because your body has been digested by the pitcher plant, I am directly bound to your soul and genes, and I can make a new body for you when I have enough energy in the future."

"So what am I now? What energy is needed to redo the body, and how much bioenergy is needed? ”

"You are now a mixture of pitcher plants and human genes, do you want to count pig people, or grass people are up to you, my energy is not enough, and if I explain it to you, it will really be scrapped, energy is energy, you can see for yourself, I will fuse genes for you." After speaking, the panda cub pounced, overwhelmed Si Qingli, and then disappeared into Si Qingli's body.

The virtual electronic screen in front of him opened again, and the screen flashed as follows:

Name: Si Qingli

Status: Gene status (Is it a spiral-shaped gene strand?) Good special state), and the plant Nepenthes gene fusion

Health: Man 0 Nepenthes 10

Level: 0 (Death, energy required to reach level 1??? points, which can be known after the gene fusion is completed) Nepenthes 1 (the number of cages is 1, and it takes 10 energy points to upgrade to level 2)

Energy: 0 (energy acquisition, bioenergy, with a better taste and more nutritious taste rich in T virus)

Skill: Devouring (Nepenthes),??? (Person) (Tips: Each time you fuse the genes of a new species, you have a chance to get a new skill, only for plants, because the first creature to fuse the Biological Intelligence Brain is a plant)

Bio-Brain Integrity: 2% (Hint: It takes a lot of energy to repair Bio-Brain), and a serious warning, if the Bio-Brain Integrity drops to zero, it is a state of death and cannot be repaired, and you will lose your Brain Baby.