"You stupid human being, hurry up and let go, Lord Ben told you to let go quickly, your entire human race is facing this existential crisis, are you still in the mood to bully Lord Ben here?"

What the?

An existential crisis for humanity?

Xiao Tuanzi screamed out with that piercing synthetic electronic sound, which made Si Qingli, who was originally playing with his heart and holding the poor little Tuanzi with one hand and kneading it vigorously.

Taking advantage of Si Qingli's stunned efforts, the ravaged little ball escaped from Si Qingli's clutches with rolling and crawling, stood at least three meters away, shook the ravaged messy hair on his body vigorously, and held the fleshy bear paw and tried to lift the small handful of bangs that tried to reach the top of the forehead, but unfortunately the naturally fat and short bear paw was always a little bit worse, and after working hard for a while, the little ball with the bear paw was numb and could only squat on the ground tired and panting.

Si Qingli, who is usually used to having a cold face and a paralyzed face, although he has laughed in his heart, he still remembers to save a little face for the small group of national treasures that suddenly appeared.

"Ahem, Dango-sama, are you okay? Excuse me......"

"Stupid human, that's enough, Lord Ben solemnly warns you that you must never touch Lord Ben's gorgeous fur again without the consent of the great Dango-sama." Looking at Si Qingli, who had taken two steps forward, the small dumplings with the exposed sesame dumplings shrank back vigilantly.

"Now the great Dango-sama wants to get down to business with you, a stupid human, and don't interrupt, uh-huh."

The little panda cub finally sorted out his image, and said seriously with a very serious expression: "Listen, I am the most advanced biological intelligent brain group from the planet Ulorari in the Campbert galaxy ten billion light years away, and I came to the water blue star this time with a very important mission, which is related to the fate of your entire water blue star in the future." ”

"The fate of the entire Aqua Blue Star in the future? What do you mean? ”

"That's why stupid humans, low-level creatures who have just enlightened their minds, and Danzi adults need to start over and popularize the common sense of the universe."

Panda Tuanzi gave Si Qingli a look of contempt, "My home planet is the great Ulorali planet, it is the permanent member planet of the Universe Alliance, and the entire Cosmological Alliance is the alliance of all intelligent beings in the universe, just like the United Nations on your water blue star, there are ten permanent member planets, and Ulolari Planet is one of them, when our Ulolari planet was opening up a new territory in the universe, we discovered the Milky Way galaxy in the middle edge of the universe, according to the Universe Alliance Convention, New galaxies discovered during the development of new territory in the universe must be reported to the Universe Alliance, and if new intelligent beings are discovered in new galaxies, they will be evaluated and classified according to the alliance convention.

In your entire galaxy, only one intelligent being, you Aqua Blue Star people, has reached the lowest level of intelligent creatures F, so the earth cannot be directly treated as a low-level planet without intelligent creatures for resource planetization or poultry planetization.

However, when we collected and evaluated the data of your Aqua Blue Star, we found a very serious problem, you stupid Aqua Blue Star people are completely wrong in the direction of scientific and technological development, according to your current development, as the most advanced biological brain of the entire Cosmic Alliance, this Lord has calculated that in no more than a hundred years, your Aqua Blue Star will become a completely dead planet without any life. ”

"Dead Planet?"

Si Qingli was puzzled.

The arrogant sesame dumplings gave Si Qingli a pair of disdainful eyes, and with a wave of the fat bear's paw, a translucent virtual electronic screen appeared in front of Si Qingli.

A line of dazzling golden characters appeared on the electronic screen: On the tricks of the Water Blue Star people to die

Stupid water blue people are greedy and selfish, for the development and growth of their own race, and even to satisfy the luxury or selfish desires of some human beings, they can do a lot of crazy behaviors that do not care about the consequences, referred to as death.

Human beings are dying in the first way: there are too many human beings, the survival of 15 billion people consumes a lot of food, including animals, plants, etc., and even the species that cannot be directly eaten by humans are gradually extinct because of the destruction of the ecological chain, resulting in a mass extinction of species, and your home planet, Aqua Blue Star, can no longer support human beings, resulting in a mass extinction of human beings.

Death method 2: There are too many human beings, and every human being's clothing, food, shelter and transportation consumes a lot of natural resources, and they blindly ask for your home planet, Aqua Blue, but do not pay attention to giving back and protecting the earth, which seriously damages the ecology and environment of Aqua Bluestar, resulting in climate warming, resource depletion, and frequent extreme natural disasters, becoming a dead planet that is not suitable for any intelligent creatures to live.

In order to grasp greater power and obtain more resources, many human beings have developed many weapons that are uncontrollable at the current stage of human wisdom and technology, such as nuclear weapons, genetic weapons, biological and chemical weapons, .........etc., which cause weapons to get out of control and directly destroy your home planet, Aqua Blue Star.

Method 4: There are too many human beings,.........

Death Method 5: There are too many human beings,.........

………

Eighty-One: There Are Too Many Humans,.........

According to the calculations of this wisdom brain, there are roughly eighty-one ways of death for stupid human beings, and they will turn your water blue star into a completely dead planet without any life within a hundred years, which is simply spreading their hooves and running wildly on the road of death without looking back.

"See, this is the end of your water blue star, the Universe Alliance does not need stupid humans like you, but according to the provisions of the Universe Alliance Convention, all intelligent beings in the universe should enjoy the basic rights of intelligent beings, and they should be professionally observed and evaluated by intelligent creatures before submitting them to the Universe Alliance for arrangement."

"So, Lord Tuanzi, you came with the great mission of investigating and evaluating the Water Blue Star? What about the results of the survey? Si Qingli asked.

"The result? I don't know the results of the assessment, our mission deviated a little from the original plan, only a little, only a little," the weak-hearted panda Tuanzi cautiously glanced at the person in front of him.

"There is a total of one overseer in this plan, and two implementers, both of whom are the advanced biological brains of our planet Ulorari, and when the spaceship we took Dandan, when it flew to the earth, the space junk produced by your water blue star people destroyed the energy system, and crashed into a laboratory in your earth international space union city, and a tragic spacecraft traffic accident occurred, and then our spaceship was damaged, saying that you water blue star people really don't care about the space environment, and this space junk is as much as the stars of the Milky Way, This is also too much of a test of our spacecraft piloting skills, and there is really no space morality.

Uh-huh, back to the point, the Dandan spaceship crashed, I was unlucky to be thrown out, and I lost contact with other brains for a while. By the way, the laboratory in your Aqua Blue International Space Union City that was hit by our Dandan spacecraft was a research weapon, and when we collided, we crashed into a virus reservoir inside, and the virulent virus inside has spread on Aqua Blue Star. ”

"Virus spread?" As a qualified doctor, although Si Qingli is good at ** flowers (cutting hemorrhoids), he can't be said to be completely innocent of the virus, and he can't help frowning slightly.

Spending so much manpower, material resources, and costs to be sent to the International Space Union City for experiments by some virulent viruses is not so simple.

"Lord Tuanzi, you are such a high-level biological brain, your technology should be far away from the earth's galaxies, so do you know what virus it is?"

Si Qingli had a very bad premonition about the virulent virus that this arrogant and cute creature brain panda cub said.