July, has entered the hot summer, and it is the last time for millions of college entrance examination students to struggle, but when others are working hard, our protagonist Lin Yi is lying on the table and falling asleep.

"Ding! The best lottery system finds the host"

"Ding! System binding completed"

"Qualification Test Task Released: Task 1, the host needs to reject the three beauties who came to confess within six hours"

"The task requires that the rejection method cannot be repeated, and it needs to be fresh and refined"

Lin Yi, who was sleeping a little dazed, suddenly heard a series of sounds in his head.

"Code of retardation! There are beautiful women who confess to Lao Tzu, why do they refuse! Lin Yi let out a sleepy-eyed roar, startling all the students who were quietly reviewing.

"Bang!"

A small four-eyed boy with glasses, his hair wiped like a dog licking, slammed the table.

"Lin Yi! What are you daydreaming about, just your broken grades and delusional that there are beautiful women to confess to you, I don't care if you don't want to study, but if you disturb your classmates' studies again, see if I don't go to the teaching office to sue you! ”

"Bang!"

Lin Yi slapped his palm on the table vigorously, startling everyone again, and he himself was not sleepy.

Looking at the four-eyed boy who was forced to calm himself with an expressionless face, Lin Yi plucked out his ears and said, "Which vicious dog is barking?" ”

Seeing that the four-eyed boy's face was flushed but he didn't know what to say, Lin Yi sneered, it doesn't matter if he wants to express himself in front of Zhang Xiaoyi's little girl, but you are afraid that you have chosen the wrong person by using Lao Tzu as a stepping stone!

Don't you know that Lao Tzu is a fierce man who punched Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked Beihai Kindergarten?

"Retarded in the code!" Lin Yi scolded and scolded.

The four-eyed boy who was scolded by Lin Yi snorted for a long time but didn't dare to fight back, because Lin Yi is what people call a campus bastard, and the existence of Peppa Wild Boar is the kind of ruthless person who dares to slap himself when he is crazy.

It's boring to continue to stay, and seeing that school is still ten minutes away, Lin Yi stretched his waist and walked towards the outside of the classroom.

Although it hasn't come to school yet, who would want to deal with a given up student like Lin Yi.

Seeing this, Lin Yi just wanted to say sadly, "Brother's sorrow and chicken touch, how can you mortals understand...".

You walked out of the school gate, Lin Yi, who was walking on the way home, smacked his lips, feeling that his mouth was a little dry, but fortunately he took out a cigarette from his pocket and prepared to smoke one, so that his mouth could dry a little.

Just when Lin Yi was about to light the cigarette in his mouth.

"Brother Lin Yi!"

The sweet and greasy voice appeared not normally suddenly, without the slightest defense, Lin Yi's little hand holding the lighter shook, and his hair was ignited.

"Holy!" The scorching smell was accompanied by a burning pain in the scalp, and Lin Yi hurriedly reached out and jerked his skull to extinguish the fire.

"I'm sorry, brother Lin Yi...."A beautiful woman looked at Lin Yi apologetically.

"The mission begins, please refuse the confession of the beautiful woman in a fresh and refined way within a minute"

"Mission completed, reward a chance to draw"

"If you fail the mission, you need to be punished by the system"

"System, what's that? Could it be that Lao Tzu wasn't dreaming just now, was he really possessed by something called the mentally retarded lottery system? Lin Yi thought in surprise.

"But isn't this Nima a scene that only comes out of fiction?"

"Mission countdown starts 60.59...."

"Really?" Lin Yi was dumbfounded, but he didn't need to be supervised by the system, he couldn't look down on the beauty in front of him at all.

It's not that the other party is not beautiful enough, the skin is fair, the figure is tall, the convex place is convex, the concave place is concave, and then look at the properly dressed Bai Fumei on the body.

But... So what, what Lin Yi likes is not this type, even if you are beautiful, white, and rich, it is for nothing.

"Brother Lin Yi, my name is Bai Yi, can you please have a relationship with me?" The beauty looked at Lin Yixi, who was a head taller than herself, and said.

"Who are you? I'm too poor to support you! Lin Yi refused directly, glanced at the lighter in his hand, and the indelible shadow made him temporarily give up the plan to light a cigarette.

"Then I'll raise you!" Bai Yi caught up with Lin Yidao.

Hearing this, Lin Yi paused.

"Are you rich?" Lin Yi said with a smile.

"Well, my mother is the president of the Bai Group, with assets of over 100 million, Brother Lin Yi, you can be my boyfriend" Bai Fumei said, involuntarily showing an arrogant expression.

"Wow! Really? Lin Yi said with an exaggerated expression.

"Of course it's true!" Bai Yi nodded again and again.

"Oh so... Then your mother is beautiful, but she has plans to remarry, what do you think of me? Lin Yi said with a serious face.

Bai Yi was stunned for a moment, then his mouth opened slightly, his brain went blank, and there was only one sentence in his heart, "I want to marry him, but he wants to be my father...".

"Don't be surprised, as your father, the two of us can still be together," Lin Yi said obscenely from head to toe.

"You.... Get out of here! Bai Yi was furious, pointing to Lin Yi hysterically, this person is afraid that there is something wrong with his brain!

"Congratulations to the host for completing the task and getting a chance to win the lottery"

Lin Yi shrugged his shoulders, turned his head and left, but muttered in his heart, "Mentally retarded system, mentally retarded woman, Lao Tzu doesn't even know who you are, and when you rush up, you want to be an old woman's friend, seriously, Lao Tzu still wants to be your father!" ”

"Anyway, I'm really possessed by the retardation system?" Lin Yi said in surprise in his heart, otherwise, how to explain that there has always been a mentally retarded voice in his head.

"Correct the wrong name of the host, this system is called the best lottery system, some tasks will be randomly assigned to the host, and the host will be given a chance to draw if he completes it, and he needs to be punished if he fails"

"Mentally retarded lottery system," Lin Yi said expressionlessly.

"Correct the wrong name of the host, this system is called the best lottery system"

"Mentally Retarded Lottery System" Lin Yi is still expressionless.

“......”

"Correct the wrong name of the host, this system is not mentally retarded...."

"Look! You yourself say that you are mentally retarded," Lin Yi said with a disgusted expression.

“......”

Seeing that the so-called best lottery system no longer spoke, Lin Yi didn't bother to take care of it.

It is estimated that the system at this time has already suffered from depression, and others have obtained the system, which one is not excited like two fools, why does his host look indifferent.

didn't walk for long, Lin Yi was stopped by a beautiful woman again.

If the Bai Yi just now belongs to the Bai Fumei type, then what is standing in front of Lin Yi now is the office LO style, and in terms of appearance alone, it is even better than Bai Yi just now!

"Brother Lin Yi, please be my boyfriend"

"The mission begins, please refuse the confession of the beautiful woman in a fresh and refined way within a minute"

"Mission completed, reward a chance to draw"

"If you fail the mission, you need to accept the death penalty of system terror"

Ignoring the mentally retarded intimidation of the mentally retarded system, this time, Lin Yi didn't even bother to ask the other party's name.

Although you are beautiful, you can stuff a papaya in the distance between your legs, and you are also worthy of being Lao Tzu's girlfriend?

"Yes," Lin Yi nodded.

"Warning, the host mission is about to fail, and in thirty seconds there will be a thunder penalty!"

"I'll take the test! Mentally retarded system, you play really! Lin Yi's face changed wildly.

"Really?" LO style beauty said in surprise.

"But before I do that, I want to ask you a question," Lin Yi said hurriedly.

"What questions do you ask, Brother Lin Yi," the LO beauty nodded again and again.

"Are you a virgin?" Lin Yi asked.

"Uh... Yes..."The LO beauty was slightly stunned, and then showed a shy expression.

"Ahh

Suddenly, Lin Yi let out a miserable scream, fell heavily to the ground, clutched his chest, and rolled Thomas back on the ground, looking out of breath.

"Brother Lin Yi, what's wrong with you!" LO beauty said anxiously.

"You... Why are you lying.... I.... I'm allergic to lies...."Lin Yi said intermittently.

As soon as these words came out, the LO beauty was stunned again, and then her face turned into a pitch-black color.

"You're sick!" LO beauty said with an ugly face.

"yes... I.... I'm right.... Allergic to lies....." Lin Yi rolled his eyes and continued to lie on the ground and roll.

"You...."LO Beauty's face turned from black to purple, and then from purple to red, and then she stomped her foot violently, turned around and ran.

"Whew.... It turns out that the actors who pretend to be sick in the TV series are so hard," Lin Yi stood up from the ground with a whoosh, wiped the sweat on his head and complained.

"Congratulations to the host for completing the task and getting a chance to win the lottery"

I don't know if it's an illusion, Lin Yi still heard a trace of regret from the voice of the mentally retarded system.

Moving on, Lin Yi's home is not far from the school, which is also Lin Yi's cheap dad who deliberately moved here from the clan in order for Lin Yi to get a better education.

"It's another beauty, why are there so many beauties today?" Lin Yi, who was walking on the side of the road, appeared in front of him, and he was still a beauty with a Lolita style, and there was a shadow in his heart, and he didn't know whether he should continue to move forward, but he was about to get home!

Lin Yi can't go over, but it doesn't mean that the beauty won't come.

Really! As Lin Yi expected, as soon as this lolita beauty saw her arrival, she immediately jumped in front of Lin Yi, put her hands on her chest, and cooperated with the other party's cute baby face, Lin Yi was tricked....

"Goo-dong"

Swallowed his saliva, this is Lin Yi's dish.

"The mission begins, please refuse the confession of the beautiful woman in a fresh and refined way within a minute"

"Mission completed, reward a chance to draw"

"If you fail the mission, you need to accept the punishment of cutting off your children and grandchildren"

"......" Lin was irritable.

"Brother Lin Yi, I.... I... I want to associate with you.... May I? Lori blinked her big kawaii eyes, and Lin Yi's heart almost melted.

"Sister smash! Brother also wants to associate with you, and then create Lilliputians together.... But if I don't refuse you... Brother will cut off his children and grandchildren..."Lin Yi felt sad in his heart.

"Mission Countdown: 60.59...."

"But... May I... Brother Lin Yi...."Seeing that Lin Yi was silent, the Lori beauty spoke again.

"Madan! Lori is gone, you can find it again, and you can't bear this cliff of cutting off children and grandchildren! I'm sorry, girl! ”

Lin Yi looked at the stagnant water on the side of the road and the car coming in the distance, and suddenly had an idea in his heart.

I saw Lin Yi take two steps to the side, letting the little Lori face herself with her back to the road.

"Well...," Lin Yi stretched out his voice in embarrassment.

Just when little Lori continued to make cute expressions, expecting an answer.

"Be careful!" Lin Yi suddenly roared, startling the little beauty in front of him, and then Lin Yi grabbed the little Lori's arm, flipped the little Lori over, and faced the road, he himself was the half-squatting body of the chicken thief, hiding behind the little Lori.

"Wow!"

The car drove quickly, splashing the water, and the mud forged from the endless dust in the splash made little Lori's face paste.

And Lin Yi, who was hiding behind Xiao Lori, didn't have any, at most there were some water droplets.