Chapter 2: Retarded Quest Rewards
Ignoring the departing car, and the hand of contempt sticking out of the window.
Lin Yi patted his chest in shock, let out a sigh, and then quietly moved two steps back, slightly distancing himself from the little Lori in the circle.
"Little sister, are you okay, I said that you should be careful..."
I saw that the little Lori in front of me was stunned at first, and then there were complicated looks of disbelief in her eyes.
The chest rose and fell violently, and a terrifying dolphin sound exploded on the spot, and then the little Lori covered her face and ran away frantically.
Lin Yi was stunned, looking at the little Lori who ran away frantically, she was a little puzzled, isn't it just a mess, and it's not poop, is it so exaggerated?
Lin Yi, who is lonely, naturally doesn't know a woman's mind, even if she is a little woman, she often cares about her appearance, and she is muddy, and the little Lori has the heart to commit suicide or kill Lin Yi.
Shrugged.
"Hey! Mentally retarded system, Lao Tzu's task is completed, what about the reward? ”
As soon as Lin Yi's words fell, a large turntable appeared in front of him, no matter how you look at it, there are three wooden strips from the garbage heap fixed together with iron nails on a tripod, and the disc above... Nima, this is clearly cut out of old cardboard, and the most important thing is the sparkle made by the very abstract art text and the five-cent special effects...
Suddenly, a person crossed Lin Yi and stood in front of the turntable.
When Lin Yi was thinking about whether to extinguish his mouth, he saw that the man quickly lowered his head and picked it up from the ground... A dollar, but when he bent his waist, his body was inserted directly into the turntable.
Stunned for a moment, looking at the guy who picked up a beautiful fart for a dollar, Lin Yi understood that this turntable in front of him could be called an insult to IQ, maybe only he could see it, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
Trying to identify the reward items described in each box on the turntable, Lin Yi directly burst into foul language.
"I'm Cao! The system is going to dominate the rhythm of the universe! ”
"D-1 Amphibious Tank"
"Civet B-Class Variant Mecha"
"Titan Starship"
"Nima! What is this, bamboo dragonfly plugs can also fly? Lin Yi exclaimed, and was shocked by the introduction of various prizes that came into view.
All in all, there are all kinds of technological products, magical props, cultivation cheats, genetic potions, and so on on the wheel in front of you!
"As long as the host completes the task, the prize can be drawn, and the prize category is updated every day"
"Draw science and technology products, magic props, use methods directly imprinted in the brain, draw cultivation cheats to directly cultivate the entry, and come with a year of star power"
"This is good!" Lin Yi listened to the drool, although he didn't know what the hell star power was, but the cultivation cheats were the gospel of all patients with martial arts daydreams, and he decisively stretched out his hand to turn the roulette, but he never thought that Lin Yi's outstretched hand was like the person just now, and it passed directly through the roulette.
"The lottery wheel needs to be unlocked by mantras and actions, please recite the mantra aloud and make corresponding actions"
"Formulas, movements? What's that? Lin Yi was surprised, and then a very bad premonition suddenly appeared in his heart.
"The mantra has been sent to the host's brain, recite the mantra, and make the corresponding action to activate the roulette"
Hearing this, Lin Yi really had a line of words and some actions in his mind, but the content of this line of words and the gesture of the action, even Lin Yi felt a little hot and panicked on his face like a pigskin.
"Intellectual disability system! You did it on purpose! ”
Lin Yi yelled in his heart.
"This is the only way to open the roulette, whether to think about the host or not, friendly reminder, the number of draws is cleared in the early hours of the morning"
"You! ... Ruthless enough! Lin Yi gritted his teeth.
However, in order to get these things that are covetous, Lin Yi plans to fight, this cheek, whoever loves it will take it!
"Three circles on the left and three circles on the right, twisting the neck and twisting the buttocks, go to bed early and get up early, let's do exercise, shake the hands and feet, and take deep breaths frequently..."
Suddenly, without the slightest defense, Lin Yi stood on the side of the road with his eyes closed, and his expression was distorted and danced...
At this time, a cool convertible sports car passed by, and Lin Qing, who was indulging in an awkward dance with his eyes closed, had a little twitch at the corner of the young man's mouth.
"Lin Li, the one who danced awkwardly on the side of the road just now... It seems to be your brother Lin Yi, right? ”
The co-pilot of the sports car, with a hot figure and a sexyly dressed woman, looked at the orthodox young master of the Lin family beside her, Lin Li, in surprise.
The corners of his mouth twitched rapidly, and the young man known as Lin Li said calmly, "I don't have a younger brother."
Seeing this, the woman shrugged her fragrant shoulders that were exposed outside, and she stopped talking, it was already a blessing to be able to join the Lin family, one of the four major families in the capital, how dare she get involved in the Lin family's family affairs.
When he mentioned Lin Yi, he also knew that these two brothers were not in harmony, and he wanted to stand on Lin Li's side to ridicule Lin Yi to curry favor with Lin Li, but seeing that Lin Li didn't want to mention it, he didn't dare to say more.
"I won't get old when I learn from my grandfather to sing and dance... Roulette spins! ”
At the end of the awkward dance, Lin Yi pouted his buttocks, and stretched out his finger to point at the roulette wheel in a bewitching manner.
It was as if there was a real switch controlling the wheel, and the wheel suddenly lit up with a fantastic color and began to spin rapidly.
After turning for I don't know how many times, the red pointer finally slowed down, swept past the technology area, and then swept over the exercise area... Finally, we came to the magic item area.
"You're stopping... Don't give Lao Tzu (imitation) a turn of Jindan, that looks at the golden master. Boxing gloves are also available! Lin Yi roared in his heart, but the pointer finally pointed to the sky...
Seeing this, Lin Yi had no choice but to dance awkwardly on the spot again.
"Actually, after activation, you don't need to chant spells anymore"
When Lin Yi's awkward dance ended again, such a sentence came out of the system faintly.
"Your sister! Mentally retarded system, you are playing Lao Tzu" Lin Yi roared angrily in his heart, especially when some people gathered around to watch the excitement of eating melons.
Rao is Lin Yi is thick-skinned like a city wall, and he also feels faceless at this time.
"Look at what? Look at Lao Tzu biting again! Lin Yi pretended to be vicious and frightened the melon-eating crowd away, and then ran to the distance to continue watching Lin Yi's performance.
But what Lin Yi didn't know was that in the awkward dance with his eyes closed that he couldn't bear to look at directly, the guy with the chicken thief recorded a video with his mobile phone.
This video is still popular a few years later, and the title is the wild street dance of a certain big guy when he was young.
Continue to spin the wheel, this time there is no bye, and the prize is the master in Lin Yi's mouth just now. Boxing glove.
Looking at the pair of boxing gloves that could only be worn on his thumb, lying quietly in the palm of his hand, Lin Yi had a black face and gritted his teeth.
"Retarded... Do your boxers hit people with their thumbs? ”
"No way, the production materials are scarce, but the host should not underestimate this pair of cuties, this is an interstellar xenomorph, the skeleton of the King Kong pig is fused with the unimaginable scientific and technological means of the host, and the arms are infinitely strong after bringing it, and it also enters the memories of countless boxing masters, as long as you bring it, the host is the most powerful boxing expert in Blue Star!"
"King Kong refers to Lao Tzu has heard of it, what the hell is King Kong pig? Lin Yi pinched two small fists in his fingers, and after a long time, he reluctantly hung them on the keychain, and regarded them as trinkets.
The lottery continues, but it still has nothing to do with the immortal cultivation method, but what does your sister mean by giving Lao Tzu a piece of soap?
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Amazing Magic Item: Male Slashing Soap"
"What's the use? After using it, does it rub out more mud in the shower than other people's? ”
"Not really, this soap is not for bathing"
"For food?"
Lin Yi looked at the soap in his hand that exuded a strong smell of chemicals, and said in his heart, "If you eat it, you will die..."
"The effect of this soap is for males, as long as this piece of soap is thrown in front of the male, the male within a radius of 100 meters will be deeply fascinated by this piece of soap, if you don't pick it up, you won't be blinded by death!"
"It's great, it's a one-time item"
The system is serious and solemn.
The corners of Lin Yi's mouth twitched... The soap in my hand is specially used to pick up....
"It's really a mentally retarded system, even the task rewards are like mentally retarded, what is the use of Lao Tzu's little fist gloves like mentally handicapped children after bringing this! There is also this piece of soap, do you want Lao Tzu to have nothing to do and pick it up and play by himself! ”
Lin Yi was angry, your sister, no matter how you look at the system, she is humiliating herself as a single dog, first giving herself a fist to arm the five-fingered girl, and then giving herself soap to imply that she can do it....
"The host misunderstood, what prize was drawn was completely random, and there was no reward for the hanging bombing sky, so I can only blame the host for its own character."
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to fight with you, Lao Tzu is going home, I don't know how Wang Mei's cheap woman will fix Lao Tzu today" Lin Yi rolled his eyes, too lazy to take care of the system again.
"Yo, Lin Shao is back," the security guard at the gate of the community, Xiao Lizi said with a smile after seeing Lin Yi.
"Hmm" Lin Yi nodded expressionlessly, didn't even look at this guy, and walked straight into this villa complex where all dignitaries lived.
After Lin Yi walked away, the little Li Zi who was guarding the door turned into disdain, and spat heavily on the ground.
"Drag, what drag! It's just the illegitimate son of the Lin family who is not welcomed, so that you can say that Lin Shao looks up to you, and he still makes a face with Lao Tzu... ! ”
That's right, Lin Yi is the legendary illegitimate son, born to Lin Yi's father with the daughter of a small family when he was young.
Lin Yi's mother is the daughter of a small family in N City, H Province, and her assets are among the best in the local area, but compared with the four major families, it is the difference between ants and elephants.
After all, Lin Yi's mother, the Li family's assets, are only all over the province, and the Lin family is a world-class Internet tycoon.
Then, like a bloody and bitter drama, Lin Yi's father suddenly returned to the family to inherit the property, and as for Lin Yi's mother, it is estimated that he has long forgotten it.
And Lin Yi's mother died when he was four years old due to excessive longing, and entrusted his family to send Lin Yi to the Lin family in the capital before he died.
Therefore, Lin Yi is a stain on the Lin family, a shame, and naturally will not be taken seriously and treated.
And Lin Yi's stepmother is from the Wang family, which ranks third among the four major families in the capital, so she naturally looks down on Lin Yi even more, and even makes it difficult for Lin Yi.
However, Lin Li's half-brother is okay, not that he is good to Lin Yi, but he doesn't take the initiative to bully, every time he sees Lin Yi, he seems to be looking at a stranger.
And Lin Yi's father just... It's hard to say, he never cares about Lin Yi, but gives Lin Yi a lot of pocket money regularly, arranges for Lin Qing to study, and is relatively busy, Lin Yi can't see his father a few times throughout the year.
Entering the villa, what catches the eye is the bright hall, which is different from the magnificence of those local tyrants' homes, there is a word called low-key luxury, which is just right here, the white walls are hung with inconspicuous murals, and the slightly old tables, chairs, and bookcases in the study... And so on and so forth, which are either antiques or are originally made of precious materials.
None of them are worth less than 10 million.
At this time, Lin Yi's stepmother Wang Mei was reading the newspaper in the living room, but no matter how she looked at it, it looked like she was deliberately pestle there, waiting for someone.
looked up and glanced at Lin Yi who entered the room in disgust, and then continued to look down at the newspaper, as if Lin Yi was a transparent person.
The other party didn't care about himself, and Lin Yi didn't plan to find himself bored, so he went to the kitchen and got some food for himself and prepared to go back to his bedroom on the second floor.
"Seeing that my mother didn't even say a word, are you just so educated? I really don't know how that vixen taught you before."
Wang Mei glanced at Lin Yi, who was about to go upstairs, and then said in a strange way.
The red eyes looked at this woman who was sitting on the sofa and insulting her mother, and the bread in her hand had been pinched into a small ball by the angry Lin Yi.
Usually, this cheap woman sneered at herself, but today she made disrespectful remarks to her mother, and Lin Yi couldn't control her emotions a little.
"Yo~ The little cub wants to bite, come on" Wang Mei was also shocked when she saw Lin Yi's blood-red eyes, but then she relaxed, and was a little annoyed that she would be scared by a mongrel.
After looking at the woman with a mouth spewing feces expressionlessly for a while, Lin Yi silently turned around and returned to his room.
Lin Yi knew exactly what this cheap woman thought in her heart, it was nothing more than wanting to let herself do something that was too much for her, or for a big family, after losing her mind, and then bring up the old things again and drive him out.
Hehe... Lin Yicai is not so stupid, he just wants to stay in the Lin family and disgust this cheap woman!
It's best to divide some of its possessions, no matter how much, even just a latrine will make this woman with a heart smaller than the tip of a needle crazy!