"Haha." Uncle Zhang, who had never been expressionless, laughed out loud, and then carefully fiddled with the 'things' in the jade box, with a painful look on his face, "These are all good treasures, the five elements are circulating, and things are mutually reinforcing." They are all the best choice for exorcism, thanks to the good relationship between me and the Taoist of Baiyun Temple, I begged for a whole year to get it, and now I want to cheapen you kid. ”

Looking at Uncle Zhang's painful face, I couldn't help but feel a dark feeling in my heart, is this the legendary misfortune and fortune to rely on?

Ignoring my expression and not waiting for my answer, Uncle Zhang continued to fiddle with the 'things' in the jade box, and then said: "Oh, this oval, purple-black, winged bug is a bug, that is, the bed bugs in your mouth, fart bugs, ordinary bugs are all vegetarians, this head is terrible, ferocious, specializing in sucking human blood, originally only survived for two months, I don't know how it has lived for more than ten years, it is about to become a sperm, amazing." And the guy next door to it, with dark golden wings, long antennae, and barbs on his feet, he looks like a general who has won a battle, this is Huang Poniang, that is, a cockroach in the West. It is even more amazing, ordinary Huang Po Niang, life is less than eight months, but it has lived for more than a hundred years, hiding in a dark place, absorbing countless yin and evil qi, I heard that when it was first discovered, it was lying on top of a rock, exhaling and inhaling the moon in the sky, it seems that it has opened its wisdom and knows how to absorb the essence of the moon, evil door. There is also this dragon leg that is cut off, which is born from the convergence of yin qi, and it is also a good thing. ”

"Earth Dragon, isn't it an earthworm? Where do the legs come from? Chen Gaotu asked in disbelief.

"Lonely and unheard." Zhang Bodao, "What are legs?" It even had a long mouth and thick arms, and in order to catch it, a Taoist leader also gave it a bite, but as a result, the hair and eyebrows of the Taoist began to fall off continuously, and finally it was cured after soaking it in lime water for a day and a night. ”

"What about this?" I've seen earthworms with thick thumbs, but thick arms, who believes it? One of my instinctive uncles was talking big, so I asked, pointing to the last thing.

"This thing? Yang Yuan. Uncle Zhang said casually.

"Yang Yuan? This name, as soon as you hear it, it's a good thing, maybe it's the same as the 10,000-year-old stalactite, Ye Hesitant, it's really cheap for you, do you know how expensive the 10,000-year-old stalactite is? But it's worth millions. Liu Yanming said enviously, and Taobao King and the others also looked at it greedily.

"Uh. When did chicken poop become so valuable? Worth millions? Uncle Zhang suddenly asked.

"Chicken poop? You're kidding, aren't you? "For a moment, I felt like I was going to collapse.

"When have I ever joked with you?" Uncle Zhang was a little dissatisfied, "You kid wasted so many precious things on me today, dare to doubt it?" Of course, this yang yuan is a little more precious than ordinary chicken poop, first of all, you must find a big rooster that has lived for ten years and has not leaked yang fire, and then, it is simple. Uncle Zhang looked at me with a look of understanding, and then took advantage of everyone's daze to quickly pour everything into the kettle and began to stir. Looking at his focused appearance when he stirred, everyone was stunned, feeling that the worldview was being destroyed like a storm, but they didn't expect that the legendary miraculous method of detoxifying corpses would come so crazy and violent. Zhang Bo didn't care about the eyes of others at all, and finally fell his eyes on Zhang Wuren's body, muttering, "Of course, the blood of the Heavenly Master is indispensable, I heard that the urine effect of being able to add the descendants of the Heavenly Master will be good or not, good boy, it's really lucky, the two most rare things, you can get them at your fingertips." ”

Before I could react, Uncle Zhang had already squeezed out a drop of blood from Zhang Wuren's hand, and then mixed the yellow and white things under his crotch, all of them were bounced into the kettle, and the lid of the kettle was screwed up, and it was handed to me with a shake, and he said lightly: "Take both inside and outside." ”

"Inside and out?" I didn't react for a while, and I was blinded.

"Haha, stupid, I don't know both inside and outside, just let you wipe half of this pot of things on your chest, as for the other half, hehe, of course it's oral. Good guy, it's really good luck, look at how many 'precious' materials Uncle Zhang put in, it's comparable to a hodgepodge, don't hurry up and thank Uncle Zhang, ordinary people, how can there be this kind of luck? Liu Yanming forced a smile, looking like he was embarrassed by me, and raised his eyebrows, which made me almost fall to the ground and spurt blood in anger. What he didn't expect was that after Uncle Zhang heard what Liu Yanming said, he nodded with a look of approval.

At that moment, I clearly felt several liters of blood in my chest ready to burst. But who made me poisoned by the corpse, people are under the eaves, I have to bow my head, if I don't drink, I'm afraid my life will not be saved. But when I think of those cockroaches, bedbugs, and Zhang Wuren's yellow and white things, my stomach can't help but turn over the river and the sea, and my face is green as if it has been painted.

"Drink, drink, it's still clean, but think clearly." Seeing that I was hesitant, Liu Yanming actually provoked me with what I had just said. The Taobao King and You Liang and others next to me also looked at me with a gloating look.

"However, this recipe will not be too scientific." I turned to Uncle Zhang and asked expectantly, at this moment, how much I longed in my heart that Uncle Zhang could have another kinder prescription!

"Hmph, do you know or do I understand? My grandfather traveled from south to north, and even caught the thousand-year-old zombie king with his own hands, will the method he handed down be wrong? Zhang Bo seemed to be angry, "Bugs, cockroaches, chicken poop, and earth dragons represent yang, yin, yang, and yin, respectively. The bloodline of the Heavenly Master is the supreme pure yang thing, and the waste it excretes is the ultimate obscure thing in the world. How can the principle of the five elements be explained clearly by the science in your mouth? ”

"Okay, good, drink it, you don't need to explain your tough life, but it seems that there are too many things in my kettle, good things, I'll share them together, hehe." I felt that the corpse poison in my chest was getting deeper and deeper, and the pus was already flowing out like a flood, and the numb feeling at the pustule had become itchy and painful. I no longer hesitated, the dead horse was a live horse doctor, I held my breath fiercely, I couldn't bear the feeling of nausea and vomiting, I drank a small half in one sip, and then quickly touched the 'potion' in the place where the corpse poison was overflowing on my chest.

"Ye Yi, what do you mean by sharing that good thing together just now?" Liu Yanming asked vigilantly.

"Don't you know now?" I didn't hesitate any longer, and poured the little antidote that was left in the kettle on her clothes, and suddenly, a smell of urine belonging to my more than twenty years of childhood urine permeated.

"You!" Liu Yanming blushed, don't look away, and don't say anything more.

In fact, the two of us understood the whole process, because we wanted to pass the feng shui array of the bright moon shining on the earth to the evil, and avoid those more evil things, so we could only sprinkle filthy things on our bodies. And she is a girl, how can she strip and undress in front of many men, if she goes behind the bushes to solve it, it is obviously even more impossible, who can guarantee that there will not be a thousand-year-old zombie king or something behind the bushes.

So when she was asked if she wanted to be clean or dead, her weird expression and her answer: "Other girls, how can it be convenient for you." "I knew that she would definitely not be able to do it herself, and among these eight men, I was the closest to her, so she must have asked me, but she was too embarrassed to speak. So I didn't point it out, and I didn't say it to her because I was angry, so that everyone wouldn't be too embarrassed.

"Okay, okay, everyone has wiped the filth and can go on the road, but if something really happens in front of you and someone dies, don't blame me." Uncle Zhang glanced at me and Liu Yanming meaningfully, and then said expressionlessly.

"No, no, how can it be, it still depends on Uncle Zhang's good methods." The Taobao King stepped forward and flattered, You Liang and the others also nodded, followed Uncle Zhang, took the initiative to help Zhang Wuren, and walked forward.

"Hmph, if it's a good idea, I don't know yet." Uncle Zhang said impatiently.

"Uncle Zhang, why does that zombie always target me? I was shocked by the blood of the Heavenly Master, so there was no reason to find me again? After walking for a short time, I was puzzled, so I opened my mouth and asked.