Chapter 9: Detoxification
"Are you going to give up because of this?" It took Taobao King more than three years to press the treasure here, and now he wants to give up, which is difficult.
"That's right, for this tomb, I borrowed money from everywhere, almost more than two million, just waiting for this ancient tomb to make a fortune, just go back like this, I might as well die here." You Liang also reddened his eyes, pulled Uncle Zhang's sleeve, and begged bitterly, "Uncle Zhang, you have a lot of experience, there must be a way, if we find the tomb, we can divide the account fifty-fifty, you have fifty percent, and the rest of us will share fifty percent." ”
After speaking, everyone looked at Uncle Zhang.
"I'm in my seventies and eighties, and I've seen through money for a long time. Besides, I have no children and no daughters, so what is the use of coming? Uncle Zhang sighed.
"Uncle Zhang, if you don't mind, I am willing to be your godson, when this trip is finished, you will go back to the south with me, I will support you, and you old man don't have to be so fortunate every day, and he will be a guide when he is old." You Liang seemed to hear something, and hurriedly squeezed out a wry smile on his face, and said flatteringly.
"I'm not so blessed." Uncle Zhang immediately refused, he was not stupid, at this time, where can he believe it all? As soon as he said this, everyone lowered their heads in discouragement, there was no longer the passion just now, there was a heavy smell everywhere, everyone sat quietly on the ground, Chen Gaotu and Pan Yu took out a box of cigarettes from their pockets, smoking cigarettes fiercely, muttering, I don't know what they were discussing.
"However, there is no way out." After a moment of silence, Uncle Zhang suddenly spoke, and when he said this, he immediately gave everyone endless hope, and everyone instantly turned their attention to Uncle Zhang, looking forward to a miracle. Zhang Bo turned around, looked at the full moon hanging high in the sky, and said in a deep voice, "The bright moon shines on the earth, this is one of the most evil feng shui patterns in the world, it does not rely on the geographical arrangement of mountains and rivers, nor does it rely on the dragon vein to find a position, but relies on the formation of evil things. I observed that the three-headed zombie was more than 2,000 years old, which means that this feng shui array had existed for more than 2,000 years. After more than 2,000 years of moonlight essence, even a mosquito can become essence, so you can imagine how lucky we were just now, because in this deep mountain, I am afraid that even the thousand-year-old zombie is the existence of ants, and the real evil thing has not been woken up by us. We still have half the way to go, and I can't guarantee what the future holds! ”
"However, all things in the world pay attention to the principle of mutual restraint, the more powerful the thing, the easier it is to find something to restrain it. With such an evil sect's feng shui array, perhaps the simpler the method, the more effective it is. I once heard my grandfather say that all evil things that become refined in this feng shui array have their own spiritual intelligence, and although they are evil, they have a hobby, that is, they love cleanliness and have a strong obsessive-compulsive disorder. If you use filthy things, you can easily break them. Of course, this is also what my grandfather overheard, and I don't know if it has an effect. ”
"Whatever, fight, if this one loses, Lao Tzu is better off than dead, it's better to die here happily, and there is no loss." After speaking, Taobao King took out the kettle hanging on his waist, sprinkled a soak of urine into it, and then poured it on his head without hesitation, looking ahead with a crazy face.
The first person did this, and the others began to follow suit, You Liang, You Chengli, Pan Yu, Chen Gaotu and others poured urine on the top of their heads, Chen Gaotu was even more crazy, smearing snot and other filthy things on his body, as for Zhang Wuren, he had already completed this step. So in the end, I was left, Liu Yanming and Zhang Bo didn't do it.
"Uncle Zhang, you?" Taobao King asked.
Uncle Zhang replied expressionlessly, "I have already stepped into the coffin with half a foot, and I am experiencing the five decays of heaven and man, if I don't use these things, I am much dirtier than you, I don't need to." ”
"What about you? You want to kill us again? "The Taobao King turned his gaze to me, and suddenly, everyone turned their eyes to me, as if as long as I didn't do it, they would tear me apart.
"Do it." Uncle Zhang suddenly said in a gentle tone, "But before that, I have to detoxify you first." ”
"Detoxification?" I asked, confused.
Uncle Zhang nodded and said: "Take off your shirt, call you dishonest, let you don't look at the old zombie, you are disobedient, now let's go, if it weren't for my grandfather who had been with the Mao family for a period of time and knew some ways to get rid of corpse poison, you would probably be scattered here today." ”
I unbuttoned my shirt suspiciously, and sure enough, the place touched by the zombie's palm festered in a short period of time, and more than 20 pus of uneven size spread from my shoulder to my chest, and there was yellow-white pus flowing out of the pus, which was very disgusting. When I looked down, I could smell a stench.
Seeing this scene, I was frightened, and I was touched by a zombie, and in less than a quarter of an hour, it festered like this, the key is the festering part, except for the numbness, there is no other feeling. If Uncle Zhang hadn't reminded me early, I'm afraid I would have turned into a pool of blood before tomorrow morning.
"Eh, Ye Hesitation, it tastes good to be molested by zombies. I thought, that zombie must be a woman, a thousand-year-old virgin, if you are really captured by it, you are guaranteed to die and come back to life, haha. Seeing me in such a miserable appearance, You Liang and the others took two steps back with some disgust, for fear that I would infect them with corpse poison. Liu Yanming, who had spoken to me a few times along the way, walked up, patted me on the shoulder, and joked.
"Hmph, let's think about yourself, you still have to be clean, think about it yourself, and have time to take care of me?" I also replied politely, Liu Yanming immediately wilted, glanced at me with a blushing face, turned around, and said in a low voice, "I'm a girl, where is your convenience." ”
As soon as she said this, I immediately understood, no wonder Uncle Zhang said that when he used filthy things to resist the feng shui array, the expression on Liu Yanming's face was so weird.
"You're still a child, aren't you?" Uncle Zhang asked.
"yes, what's wrong?" I replied curiously.
"That's good." Uncle Zhang handed me a kettle, "Corpse poison is one of the strange poisons in the world, especially the poison on zombies, the longer it ages, the more it will kill people." Ordinary methods are not used at all, and my method requires your child's urine as a medicine primer, especially my child's urine, the best medicinal effect, a dose down, to ensure that the medicine is eliminated. ”
"Really?" I took the kettle from Uncle Zhang's hand suspiciously, I suspected that it was because I had never heard of urine and children, and I had never seen a precedent for using urine to cure diseases, but now that even zombies have come out, then nothing is impossible.
I turned around, held the kettle in my hand, and walked two steps forward, when I heard Liu Yanming's voice: "Okay, what should I do if I go forward and touch that thing?" I'm not afraid of a girl, what are you ashamed of. ”
I looked up, and sure enough, if I took two steps forward, I was about to enter the back of the bushes, Liu Yanming said this, it was also for my good, so I stopped twisting, took off my pants, and aimed at the kettle, and dedicated most of the pot of children's urine.
"Uncle Zhang, it's okay." Looking at the urine still stained on the edge of the kettle, I looked at Liu Yanming embarrassedly. Liu Yanming stared at me with a smile on his face. Uncle Zhang didn't mind the filthy things at all, reached out with his right hand to take it, and took out a small handful of glutinous rice from the cloth bag in his arms with his left hand.
"This is Jiang rice, that is, the glutinous rice in your mouth, which can absorb the corpse poison in your chest. This is the sap wrung out of the branches of the peach tree and the willow tree, and it is a thing that removes all evil. As he spoke, Uncle Zhang took out a bottle the size of a snuffbox from his pocket and poured some condensed liquid into the kettle.
"It's soy flour, rock sugar. Oh, and by the way, there's the real essence. As he spoke, Uncle Zhang seemed to remember something, and reached into the cloth bag again, and after a while, he took out a flat and round jade box. The jade box is about six or seven centimeters in diameter, and the thickness is only two or three centimeters, which is a bit fine. Looking at Uncle Zhang's cautious movements and satisfied eyes, everyone was guessing what treasure was hidden in this box, so that Uncle Zhang treated it like this, for fear of damage. When I opened the jade box, it was divided into four parts, each with different things, and it looked like a small animal had been dried.
"Uncle Zhang, what kind of treasures are these?" You Liang asked curiously.