Chapter 1: Reincarnation as a human being
(Strictly speaking, chapters 1234 should be called wedges, please keep a calm mind and read it, don't beat the old because the wedges are long!) )
The body was stolen, and Gu Ming had the heart to wipe his neck and kill himself!
"The master knows he'll kill me!" Thinking that the employer would come to collect the body early tomorrow morning and find that their son's body was gone, the master was furious when he found out, and Gu Ming's whole person felt collapsed.
"Why is it that I went to a thatched hut? There was no movement at all, so why was it gone? Gu Ming searched back and forth in the morgue, where were the corpses.
"It's over, it's over, how can I explain this to my employer, the master knows that he will definitely strangle me! What can I do? ”
Gu Ming thought about it, and he had an idea.
"Yes, I have cultivated to the third level of the Turtle Breath Gong, and it should be no problem to rest for four hours, this dead little brother is similar in size and age to me, and I am out of the way. Although it is dangerous, it is better than letting the master beat him to death! ”
Gu Ming had an idea and began to act. Since I started with the master, I have been dealing with all kinds of dead corpses the most, and I have not made up these corpses. Today it finally comes into play.
Take out the box you usually use for makeup and dress up in front of the bronze mirror. Soon, Gu Ming, who had a dead face, appeared in the bronze mirror.
"It turns out that this is what I look like when I die, ugly!"
If it was an ordinary person who saw Gu Ming's appearance at this time, he would definitely be directly stunned. And Gu Ming was not surprised even when he saw his death, and there was not the slightest fear in his heart.
It is now the second hour, nearly an hour has passed since the death of the deceased, and there are still two hours before the burial time that the family of the deceased is optimistic about. In order to avoid accidents, Gu Ming lay directly on the wooden bed used to stop the mortuary, covered it with a white canvas, and the turtle breath exercise began to operate.
A cloud of black smoke appeared on the left side of the morgue without warning, and out of it came two people holding black and white sails, accusing each other of being in strange costumes that could not distinguish between men and women.
"Kuroko, it's all your fault that you were gluttonous to drink that 'camellia drink' halfway, it's good now, it's nearly an hour late to attract souls! I'm not afraid that Zheng Yinguan will whip you with a 'soul whip'! The man in white white complained to the sunspot in his mouth.
"Xiaobai, it's not been a year and a half for us to be together, hehe, I'll be good for those two people. And that camellia is very drinking, very to my taste! Zheng Yinguan was angry and whipped me twice, and I also admitted it! Kuroko pouted and licked his lips. The residual aroma of camellia drink is still echoing in the mouth!
"If you can't be smoked, you can't get rid of this alcoholic problem? Sooner or later, you're going to be ruined by the wine! ”
"You're still the best Xiaobai, or I'll love to partner with you to come to this yang world to attract souls! I'm drinking, you worry about it, a multi-match combination! ”
"I specified that I owe you this in my previous life, and I have to worry about you when I go to the underworld as a soul-attracting messenger! Don't ink, time is limited, can you see if it is this dead corpse in front of us that we are going to attract souls this time? ”
"It's him, height, weight...... The weight seems to be a little heavier. "The soul-attracting messenger of the nicknamed Kuroko wandered around the 'dead corpse' step by step. Camellia drink is really good wine!
"What is the weight of the body, you drunkard is wrong, call his soul heavy!" The nickname Xiaobai Soul Envoy sighed beside him. I lamented in my heart: It seems that on the way back to Hades, I will be led by my eyes again......
"Well, that's right! The soul weighs three or six dollars, and it's him! Kuroko waved at the black sail in his hand again at the 'dead corpse', and spat out: "The soul comes"
Wisps of white mist condensed from the body of the 'dead corpse', and soon condensed into a clump, rushing towards the sail of the black soul emissary.
"Kuroko, have you seen it, don't be mistaken!"
"How can it be wrong, the coordinates are correct, the body shape is matched, the soul is just right, how can it be wrong, it can't be wrong."
"Did you use the Soul Quest to check ......," the white-robed Soul Messenger reminded his companion.
"Okay, Xiaobai, it can't be wrong. Have we missed it once in a thousand years? No! Didn't all the people in the yang world give us a combination called black and white impermanence, a thousand-year-old partner black and white impermanence, and never missed a single time on the road to the soul! Xiaobai, do you remember the first time we ...... back then?"
As soon as the little white messenger in the white gunsuit heard the words 'back then' and 'our first time', well, Kuroko drank too much again.
He reluctantly took the sail that Kuroko was sandwiched in the crook of his arm, pinched the trick with one hand, and the black smoke flashed and disappeared into the morgue.
Halfway to Hades, the black-robed Soul Attractor woke up halfway and opened his crimson eyes.
"Xiaobai, are we going back to Hades?"
"Or else?"
"Hey, hey! I drank too much again, and the 'Camellia Drink' is really good wine! ”
"You can sleep well, I'm tired enough, the speed of this flying magic weapon is okay, but the soul power consumption is large."
"Yes, it won't! Zheng Yinguan was rewarded to the two of us with pain. ”
"Well, that's right, the pain reward is given to us what he eliminated!"
"Isn't it?"
"Yes!"
“……”
"Knowing that my soul power has been consumed a lot, you slept halfway, why don't you come and replace me quickly!"
"Oh, Kuroko, I'm coming."
The black-robed envoy stood up and high-fived the white-robed two, and the two immediately changed positions.
The white robe sat down to meditate and rest, and the black robe stood up, with two fingers in the shape of a sword, a little ahead. The ship was speeding through the dense air.
After a while, the black robe opened his mouth and asked, "Xiaobai, how many souls do we attract this time?" Is it the same amount as in the Soul Book? ”
"If you think too much, it's definitely different!"
"Alas, it's different every time, why can't this soul of the yang world follow us honestly! Look at the soul we received at the end, how good, beckoning, without a little resistance. Of course, it's useless for him to resist in front of my black impermanence! Ha ha! ”
"Look at what you can endure, I think this soul is more peaceful when it dies, there is no anger, and there is no resentment, so it can smoothly enter your soul-attracting sail."
"Well, count him as acquaintances! Dare to resist, refuse to accept our soul-luring, enter your white sail, and suffer the pain of soul devouring! ”
"Alas, but even if I have Bai Fan to forcibly collect these souls with a sense of resistance, the souls we add up in the sail now are still different from the number of souls recorded in the soul attraction book!" The white-robed envoy sighed regretfully, did not meditate and rest, and looked at the white sail in his hand in a daze.
"Xiaobai, don't keep drilling this bull's horns. How many soul-attracting messengers have not been able to solve the problems that have been solved by the Soul Envoy throughout the ages, can you still solve them? ”
"I just think it's a pity, how can the soul in the soul book not be the same as the soul retrieved by the soul envoy for thousands of years? The Soul Attraction Book records that 30,000 people have died, which means that there are 30,000 souls that need to be brought back, but we only have 28,000 souls when we bring them back, and what about the other 2,000 souls? ”
"I'm running away......" The black-robed messenger interrupted him.
"Can you please not interrupt me? Didn't I know they ran on their own? Doesn't it interesting that you have to interrupt me every time I get to the point? ”
"Yes!"
"Eat me with an itchy finger!" The white-robed messenger pointed a finger, and a trace of black light galloped towards Kuroko's waist.
"Oops! Don't you just learn how to speak, why are you still in a hurry! Believe it or not, I drove the boat into the gutter? ”
The white-robed envoy snorted coldly: "I hate it most when others learn to speak with me, especially you!" Don't say that you capsize in the gutter, I am not afraid of you capsizing in the Yin River, I have seen a lot of wind and waves! ”
"Oh, seen too much? See how much? ”
Pointing and pointing two fingers, the white-robed messenger pointed four or five times in succession to his companion after hearing this. Kuroko hurriedly dodged and swayed the boat under his feet to the left and right.
"Bold, who's making a noise here! Don't you know the rules outside the door of life and death? An abrupt shout interrupted the second envoy's fight.
The two looked up, and it turned out that they had arrived at the door of life and death, and in front of them was Hu Li, the general in charge of the door of life and death!