Chapter 2: Merry Master, Best Uncle
Hu Li's burly body, holding the halberd in his left hand, swiped forward slightly, and a white light struck above the heads of the two black and white soul envoys. After crackling and exploding, the black and white became charred faces that they didn't recognize. The white messenger was even worse, his milky white robe was completely black, and wisps of black smoke were rising from the top of his head.
"Lord Plough is gracious, we are the black and white soul envoys under Zheng Yinguan, I implore Lord Plough's men to be gracious! We have just come from the yang world, and we have forgotten that we have reached the door of life and death in a moment in a daze, and we are not adults on purpose! "The soul-attracting messenger named Kuroko was already frightened by Lord Hu Li's blow, and the strength of the camellia drink was gone. The two of them hurriedly shook the burly man in front of them.
"Hmph, Zheng Yinguan's subordinates?" Lord Hu Li raised his voice, and then said disdainfully: "Only that fool's subordinates will dare to do anything wrong in front of the door of life and death!" ”
Hearing this, the second envoy of Heizi Xiaobai hurriedly nodded: "Yes, yes, Lord Plough has taught me a lesson, it was the two of us who were reckless and disturbed the peace of the forbidden land." I also hope to plow Lord Haihan! ”
"You said you just came from the sun??" Hu Li ignored the two begging for mercy, his nostrils turned to the sky, and suddenly changed the topic.
"Yes, Lord Plough, we have just completed this soul-attracting mission, and we dare not delay in order to recover our lives as soon as possible, so we have used the magic weapon to collide with you!"
"Is there anything new in the yang world? Tell me about it! ”
The black and white envoy Da'e, is this sentiment here to gossip? Nima asked us brothers directly, why did they scare us. People are scary, is it good to scare people to death?
"That...... I don't know what the novelty of the plough is referring to? Xiaobai asked apprehensively.
"Idiot, novelty is what we don't have in the underworld, they have it in the yang world, and they are as stupid as your Zheng Daya!"
"This ...... There are many things in the yang world that we don't have in the underworld, and some of our underworld don't have them in the yang world, I think the yang world is not as good as our underworld! We ......" snapped a thick slap on the charred face of the little white messenger, leaving a clear slap mark and interrupting what he was about to say.
"The ploughman is angry, the ploughman is angry! My brother's head is not bright, and he is often preached by me on weekdays, but he just doesn't listen, now it's okay, let you speak crookedly, grind and chirp, you don't listen! This plow lord just gave you a slap in the face of your mouth, and next time you ink the sissy girl, the plow lord exploded your chrysanthemum...... It's not about blowing your head off! The Kuroko messenger hurriedly stood in front of Xiao Bai and pushed him hard, keeping Xiao Bai away from the moody plowman.
slapped down, and Xiao Bai was circled. He didn't know what he was saying wrong, wasn't it better for the underworld than the yang world?
"Hmph, idiot!" Hu Li tilted his chin, and said to the black charcoal-like sunspot again: "You seem to be more clever, you ...... Hey! Come and come close to me! As he spoke, Hu Li's nose sniffed.
"Yes, sir!" Kuroko respectfully walked up to the plowman. In such close contact with Lord Plough, the coercion that came from the adult's body made Kuroko even more humble.
"Hey, what's your smell? So fragrant! Hu Li sniffed the air again, and it was sure that it was emanating from the person in front of him who had been burned to black charcoal.
"Enmmm, my lord, the villain doesn't dare to hide it from you, I, I drank a few sips. It's the residual smell of that wine! ”
"Presumptuous, dare to coax me, I haven't drunk anything in this underworld except for the 'earth spirit drunk' of the old man of Hades, I haven't tasted any wine, could it be that the wine you said is the 'earth spirit drunk' of the Hades?"
"The adults are angry, the villains don't dare to deceive you, this is indeed not 'earth spirit drunk', yes, it is the wine I secretly drank on the road to the yang world to attract souls, the name of the wine is 'camellia drink'!"
"Camellia drink? Camellia drink...... Emmm, do you still have it on you? Hu Li once again inhaled the slight aroma of wine left in the air, and looked at the black charcoal with his head bowed with unkind eyes.
"Lord Plow, there is really no such camellia on the villain, all blame the villain for being greedy for cups, and the two major altars have been drunk by the villain!"
"Isn't there anything hidden in your black sails?" Hu Li was stimulated by the aroma of wine in the air, and he was addicted to alcohol, so the black charcoal in front of him shouldn't hide the wine in the soul sail, right?
"Your Excellency, please take a look, this sail is the soul of our two brothers this time, and there is nothing else!" Kuroko hurriedly opened the black sail ban in his hand, opened the mouth and went to the plough man.
Hu Li was about to wave his hand, signaling that the black charcoal was doing more. Suddenly, a white light burst out of the sail......
"I'm rubbing, where am I? The door of life and death? This is the white light that ......" rushed out was Gu Ming's soul, but before he could take a closer look around, he was grabbed by a big hand in the palm of his hand.
"Hell!" What Gu Ming saw was a red and rough face, if I had to describe it, it was Guan Erye's face. A pair of blood-red eyes looked at Gu Ming almost with a desire to scatter!
"Creatures? Is it a living creature of a surviving person? Hu Li grabbed the ant-like soul of Gu Ming in the palm of his hand and wondered. Turning his head, his blood-red eyes stared at the black and white envoy who was already stunned. As if asking themselves, as if asking them.
"Big ...... Big...... People, this ...... This...... It's ......" The two messengers of Kuroko and Xiaobai were so frightened that they knelt on the ground, almost scared out of.
"You are so daring, you dare to detain the souls of the surviving and seek death!" The halberd shadow in Hu Li's hand flashed at the two envoys, and immediately lifted them dozens of feet away.
The second made his body fall to the ground, spit green liquid in his mouth, and could no longer stand up.
"The people of the underworld have violated the felony of the underworld by detaining living beings without authorization, and it is a capital crime! Now I'm going to take your dog's life! Hu Li also wanted to wave the halberd in his hand again.
"My lord, spare my life, we brothers really don't know that he is a living being! If we knew, we wouldn't dare even if we were given 100,000 guts! Ask the adults to see it! ”
"Discerning? Okay, so tell me what's going on? If there is half a lie, Lao Tzu will immediately let your souls scatter on the door of life and death, and you will never be able to be reborn! ”
How dare the two black and white messengers talk nonsense, how the black man was drunk in 1510, so that he delayed the time to attract the soul, and then carelessly led the wrong soul through a detailed explanation. I don't dare to have half a lie.
"Hmph, one-sided, I'd like to hear what this soul has to say!" Hu Li looked at the soul in his hand and felt his ups and downs of mood swings.
"I'm dead? What hell is this? I'm running the turtle breath gong fake death, is it good!! Black and white are impermanent, are you dedicated? Gu Ming transmitted consciousness through his soul.
"Oh, so you were dead at the time?" Hu Li's blood-red eyes were only a stone's throw away from Gu Ming's soul.
"emmm, I am a death illusion caused by the work of turtle breath, of course I am not really dead! My master told me to go home for dinner, so let me go back!" I can't die yet, I have a 70-year-old mother and three doll-sized brothers and sisters, if I die, how will they live!! Tell me to go back. ”