Lin Qingqing immediately cooperated, "Hello everyone is really good, the real voting power is in the hands of the people, the warm spring of reform is blowing, let us welcome the talent competition with high spirits!" ”

After a short break, the beauty contest officially entered the white-hot stage, ushering in the last round of talent competition.

After warming up, the No. 1 beauty no longer existed in the previous nervous state, walked onto the stage with relaxed and happy steps, and smiled at the audience.

"Hello everyone, the specialty I want to perform is - hair specialty." As she spoke, she jerked off the headband from her head, and her thick hair poured down like a waterfall, glowing with swarthy oil.

"It's so long hair, it's really a special ......"

Lin Qingqing didn't finish speaking, and then a heavy smell of hair oil came to his nose, and the long hair like a waterfall swayed along with the woman's head, and the flying chips in the sky were full of white flowers.

"Uh......" The audience resounded with vomiting one after another.

She was busy risking being affected, and grabbed the beautiful hand, "Girl...... Girl, don't shake your head, there's going to be a concussion...... and dandruff.

Jiali knows how to judge the situation very well, and when she saw that everyone was fascinated by her strengths, she showed a honey confident smile, and Shi Shiran floated away.

Immediately after the flute beauty took the stage, she took out a bamboo flute from her waist without saying a word, and played it "woo woo".

Lin Qingqing breathed a sigh of relief, it can be regarded as a normal talent show.

After the song was played, the beauty did not forget the award of the competition, raised the high flute and made a declaration, "The qualification for psychological counseling is mine, and Li Gongzi is also mine, no one should rob me!" ”

Before her words fell, the miserable beauties couldn't wait to take the stage.

Because of her touching family background, her voice is also very high at this time. And she also set up her own character setting, crying all the way from the stage to the stage, choking up and saying: "My specialty is being beaten, because I am always beaten by my relatives." ”

While crying, she raised her hand and hit her arm, "From childhood to adulthood, I can't do anything else, but the skin is indeed thicker than other girls, and it is very resistant to beating." ”

The soft-hearted beauty in the audience let out a faint cry again, and the people who were sad for her were also a piece, "It's so miserable, it's not easy for a girl to grow so big......"

Seeing that the situation was about to take the family ethics route, Lin Qingqing stopped it in time, took the hand of the miserable beauty and sent her to the stage.

and showed a professional smile of eight teeth occupation, "We thank the No. 3 beauty for the talent show we bring, and by the way, a sponsorship advertisement is inserted - West Street Jishitang special safflower medicine wine, I wiped a bottle, you still want to be beaten again, a bottle of body is weak, you can live two hundred and nine, both internal and external." ”

The next talent shows are all normal, singing, dancing, playing the piano, and playing gourds......

Just when everyone was getting sleepy and the host was physically and mentally exhausted, a shocking hiccup suddenly came from the stage.

Following the sound and looking over, there was a beautiful woman on the stage who was holding back her strength and didn't know what was brewing, and her face had turned purple.

Immediately followed by another "uh", the blue-faced beauty was a little embarrassed, "Let everyone wait for a long time, my specialty is hiccups, just to participate in the beauty pageant, I didn't eat dinner, everyone forgive me." ”

Someone came up to the ring, and Ma Ruhua's number followed her.

The hot flowers took the stage and pushed her to the corner of the stage, and said disgustedly: "Let's go, who is disgusting, if you want to perform, eat more things early, and brew two things in half a day." ”

She turned her head and raised her chin proudly at the audience, "Everyone, please look at me." ”

Lin Qingqing knew what she was going to perform, so she stepped forward very cooperatively and asked, "Ruhua, do you want a partner, it's not interesting to scold alone." ”

Ruhua smiled contemptuously at her and asked, "Scolding alone?" Who said that I scolded alone, as the saying goes, three women are one play, and my aunt and grandmother are one play. ”

After saying that, she suddenly jumped away, facing the outside of the stage with her right body, one hand on her waist and the other hand pointing angrily at the air opposite, "Rabbit cub, open the door, I know that you are inside, and you have the ability to come out and scold the account." ”

Then she jumped to the opposite side, rushed out with her left body, holding her forehead with one hand and making a gesture of reaching the door with the other, "Ma Ruhua, if you don't open it, you won't open it, three more stealing a chicken in the middle of the night, the year before last scolded until the end of this year, and the Chinese New Year's Eve will come?" ”

Ma Ruhua instantly turned back into a woman's mannerisms, and sneered: "The hen is a small thing but a big one, sneaking is not a man, be careful if you have a child*, the ancestor passed on the incense." ”

The imitated male voice sounded again, "It's a long thing to give birth, not even a mother-in-law, if you like it, marry me, never steal your house in the future, consider thinking about it before talking." ”

Ma Ruhua spat on the ground, and scolded: "Shameless rabbit cub, the idea is to hit my aunt and grandmother, carefully unload your legs, and then drive you out of the village, everyone knows that you and pigs, there is really no difference, the girl sees you hiding two feet, like a cucumber too undershooted, born must be face to the ground, talking like a stinky fart......"

Both on and off the stage were stunned, Lin Qingqing couldn't help but applaud this idea, and added on the side: "Thai transgender Han changing his face is of no use to you, unless you commit suicide and reincarnate, you can barely be a human being." ”

Ma Ruhua looked back at her in surprise, her eyes flashing with tears, "Like-minded, I want to scold all over the country, but no one can answer my words." ”

Lin Qingqing shook her hand back, "Encourage progress with you, and scold the invincible opponents all over the world." ”

The hands of the two clasped together, and sighed and sighed: "Bosom friend! Sisters! ”

"Ahem, ahem." The dry cough sounded suddenly, and the storyteller Zhang was squeezing his eyebrows and making his eyes coquettish.

Lin Qingqing hurriedly withdrew from the deep affection of sympathy, nodded at Ma Ruhua with admiration, and then took the lead in applauding, "Ma Jialiwei's performance brought by us is really exciting, do you like the audience on the other side of the mountain?" ”

The audience erupted in warm applause, and some small guys whistled and coaxed, "Wonderful!" Wonderful! Vote for her in a moment. ”

Storyteller Zhang nodded at everyone, spread his palms and looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, "Then it's the most exciting moment, the choice is in your hands, one flower ticket per person in the hall, ten flower tickets per person in the private room, please vote for the most beautiful beauty in your mind." ”

Lin Qingqing smiled shyly at the stage, "This museum also provides special services...... Flower tickets can also be sold, please call your favorite young lady crazy! ”

All the beauties appeared on stage together, each with their own unique leadership. In front of them there was also a flower basket used to collect flower tickets, and the hall was bustling with activity, and the guests who bought the tickets each had a flower ticket in their hands, and they were all talking about who to vote for.

"I think No. 1 beauty is very good, her hair is really black and thick, and I voted for her for the spirit of raising her hair."

"Ma Jiali is also good, she is pretty and creative, I like her!"

"The flute is played well, I can't get it in ten years, I choose her!"