The first "Ruhua Cup" beauty contest was in full swing, and under the guidance of the running hall, all the beauties took the stage one by one in the order of the number plates.

No. 1 Beauty was very nervous, her eyes fluctuated, and she asked timidly: "What do you mean by introducing yourself?" There are a few cows at home, a few acres of fields in the field, and there is a mole on the ear of the third brother Zhang next door......"

Lin Qingqing hurriedly stopped her and looked at the audience with a smile, "I can see that this beauty is delicate, and she is a little too nervous to pay attention to the grass and trees around her." ”

Storyteller Zhang nodded approvingly, "Self-introduction is mainly based on expounding on yourself, name, age, talent and specialties, and the situation at home can also be brushed aside, if there is a slogan to cheer yourself up." ”

"My name is Erya...... My surname is Wang ...... From Wangjiazhuang outside Jinling City, he is fourteen years old and has a special ...... It's the hair that grows, and my hair is the fastest among children of the same age in the village! ”

No. 1 beauty, who has long hair, gradually found her senses, and her speech became fluent, "My mother said that when I was young, I smeared raw forest sesame water on my scalp...... My younger brother is thirteen years old, and he still only knows how to play all day...... Third Brother Zhang secretly gave me halva to eat......"

Lin Qingqing laughed as she listened to her falling off a shoe when she went out when she was a child, and talked about how good-looking the vendor from the village was a few days ago, and finally couldn't help interrupting, "Thank you No. 1 for the wonderful introduction you brought us, next time, please remember to let me insert the background music of "Only You" for you in advance." ”

Immediately after that, the second beauty, who almost fainted just now, came to the stage.

She first smiled arrogantly at everyone, and then pulled out the flute from her waist, "The personal introduction is all in the flute." ”

"Beauty, beauty, the talent show will wait for the third round, can you let everyone know about you first?" Lin Qingqing hurriedly grabbed her arm.

"Vulgar, my self is introduced in the sound of the flute." The No. 2 beauty is full of talent, but it is a pity that she overestimated the ability of everyone in the audience to comprehend her songs.

After the flute sounded, she only left a smile that was still half-covering her face with a pipa, and said softly: "Please remember me, I am me, fireworks of different colors." ”

Lin Qingqing covered his delicate little heart, and showed an embarrassing smile that he had been engaged in the service industry for 20 years, "Now we have invited our No. 3 beauty to come to the stage." ”

The third beauty is very capable, and the capable one is a little scary, "Apricot, thirteen, one sister and one brother, beaten." ”

As she spoke, she walked off the stage, Lin Qingqing stopped her in surprise and asked in a low voice, "It's over?" ”

"It's over." Jiali stared at her in confusion, "Name, age, family, and specialties!" ”

"You're too brief, aren't you?" Lin Qingqing smiled far-fetched, reacted suddenly, and took her hand excitedly, "You said your specialty is being beaten?" ”

"That's right, I'm the second in the family, I have an older sister and a younger brother, and I can't be loved by my parents, they beat me all the time, so my skin is thicker, and my specialty is to be beaten."

Lin Qingqing's expression was a little complicated when he looked at her, and his heart was already surging, and the dark tide was rolling.

She pushed the No. 3 beauty to the center of the stage again, and reminded in a low voice: "Selling miserably, selling miserably is the unchanging true meaning of the talent show, how can you be embarrassed to go on stage without a story, go, say cry to them!" ”

The beauty is very smart, and she reacted instantly, crying and wailing: "My life is not good, the day I was born was cloudy, I was born under a heavy rainstorm that has not been encountered for decades, the fortune teller said that I am a lonely star, who is caught, no one plays with me, and I am beaten ......"

There were some beauties in the audience who didn't understand the sinister hearts of people, and when they heard the draft rules, they faintly choked up and wiped their tears, "It's so miserable." ”

With the first three people as a foreshadowing, the next beauties have played on the right track, they should sell cute, they should be coquettish, they should sell miserably, and they will be stunned by the crowd of spectators under the stage, and they have said that the silver is not lost, and this beauty contest is worth it.

"Hello everyone, I think this beauty pageant is tailor-made for me!" The woman who had just writhed with the flute beauty took the stage, and her opening remarks immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Lin Qingqing looked at her secretly, worthy of the capital to say to others, "If you look like that, you won't pee and take care of yourself", and she was a little hot and straightforward in her charming appearance.

The scolding beauty looked around and said triumphantly: "Because, my name is Ma Ruhua, Fang Ling is fifteen, and I have two brothers in the family, or the name they gave me." I don't have other skills, but I'm very good at arguing. As for the slogan of the declaration of war - the beauty is average, the third in the world! ”

After speaking, she walked off the stage with Shi Shiran, but it caused dissatisfaction among the onlookers, "What kind of person, with a little bit of posture, is here to make a big fuss, I don't think it's as good as the woman who hosted on the stage." ”

"That's it, what kind of ability is scolding, if you have the ability to scold us all to death, leave her one to win the grand prize."

As soon as the scolding beauty Ma Ruhua walked back to the contestant area, she heard this remark, and instantly became angry, "I don't have the ability to scold, you have the ability to burp, and you don't have to say it as a talent." ”

Seeing that the fight was about to start again, Lin Qingqing was busy Lin Qing cleared his throat, "Ladies and gentlemen, don't be impatient, the eyes of the masses are bright, presumably everyone has a preliminary understanding of all the players, and then we will enter the second link - hardware competition!" ”

The atmosphere in the audience exploded instantly, and all the beauties took the stage together, and the tailor Zheng and Rouge Liu measured them one by one, recording the height and weight of each girl, the length of the legs, the width of the shoulders, and the layout of the face.

Lin Qingqing took the opportunity to boast again, "Li Gongzi's special psychological counseling is an opportunity to contact him at zero distance, everyone must seize the opportunity, and the opportunity must not be lost and come again!" ”

The beauties on the stage straightened their chests together, scrambled to raise their heads and collect their stomachs and tiptoe, a good scene full of spring.

She nodded with satisfaction, took the latest data, and threw it to the ten accounting rooms on the side of the table that were already eager to try, and after calculating the ranking, the top ten beauties were born.

Although the name of the scolding beauty Ma Ruhua is a little ugly, her figure is really bloody, and Lin Qingqing, who is also a woman, is a little envious, jealous and hateful, and ran over with the data.

"Oh my god, it's a golden ratio, 0.6180339...... Don't let others have a way to live?! Ma Ruhua, who tightened her skirt, was not only as beautiful as a flower, but also convex and backward, so she had to obey.

The hardware conditions are a card, the beauty and figure are immediately real, and sure enough, those who do not take the ordinary road will not be ordinary people, Tang Seng Beauty, Dizi Beauty, Miserable Beauty, and Scolding Beauty are all in the top ten, and there are several flower girls who are also ranked very high.

"What is our purpose for this beauty pageant?" The storyteller Zhang saw that the beauties who did not enter the top ten were depressed, and immediately spoke to incite the atmosphere.

"Competition first, friendship second." Someone in the audience replied wistfully.

He laughed awkwardly a few times, "Don't be arrogant or discouraged, this ranking is only temporary, the third round has not yet been held, everyone is looking forward to it!" ”