Chapter 56: Beauty Pageant
With the way of others, since the world uses the flower girl as a gimmick, the anonymous hall can not be left behind, but how can the flower girl be enough, the most beautiful girls in Jinling have to gather together, so a unique beauty contest was born.
When night came, the lights of the Anonymous Pavilion were bright, Lin Qingqing stood on the temporary wooden platform on the first floor of the Anonymous Pavilion, smeared the reddest rouge on his cheeks, and said impassionedly: "In this season of bright spring and the recovery of all things, we finally ushered in the first Ruhua Cup beauty pageant, believe in yourself, you are the most beautiful Ruhua." ”
She paused for a moment, and the storyteller Zhang on the side immediately followed, "This competition is grateful to the sponsorship of the Rouge Shop Willow Shopkeeper on East Street." ”
Lin Qingqing immediately made a wave on his cheek with one hand, and blinked his eyes vigorously, "The natural one is the best, I used the rouge of the shopkeeper of Dongjie Liu, and from now on, the peach blossoms are rolling, and the seven aunts and eight aunts no longer need to introduce me to the object during the New Year, you deserve it!" ”
"I also thank the Qian shopkeeper of the Qian Family Restaurant next door for his strong support." Storytelling.
"The Qian family restaurant is a piece of meat, and the mouth is full of gutter oil. You are full of red light when you eat, you are addicted to food, and the new Hu bald head brand candle in Qianjia Restaurant has a power of up to 100 watts, which is a must-have for anti-congestion dog food! Lin Qingqing picked up a candle and sprayed spittle all over his mouth.
"I am more grateful to the flower shop on West Street, the rice shop on South Street, and the coffin shop on North Street...... "Zhang Zhen is worthy of eating by mouth."
"April in the world, the spring of an ignorant girl, a must-have choice for a young girl in the flower shop on West Street."
"Life must be happy, eat the last meal and not the next meal, South Street Rice Shop for you to keep a touch of food in your dreams."
"People are inherently dead, their eyes are black, their legs are kicked, and a lifetime will pass, how can I let the king of Hades know that you are extremely noble, and naturally ......"
"Ran away, just enough." The money shopkeeper hid behind the curtain next to the table and whispered a reminder.
Lin Qingqing was so excited that the storyteller hurriedly took over the conversation, "Thanks to the strong support of the above stores, I announce the official opening of the first Ruhua Cup Beauty Pageant!" ”
Today's anonymous hall is really lively, the open space at the end of the hall is temporarily set up a platform, natural talent, bamboo forest quiet, gold and jade full of hall, where the beauty of the four private rooms hang curtains, for the highest bidders to choose.
In the front row of the hall sat the beauties who came to compete, and the tables and chairs in the back row sat the wealthy businessmen who bought tickets at a high price.
"Friends on the other side of the mountain, please shake your enthusiastic hands, and let me see your pig's liver-colored face!" Lin Qingqing stood on tiptoe and waved his right hand excitedly.
Storyteller Zhang pressed her shoulder, showing a professional and polite smile, "Now please let us introduce the rules of this competition, in the first round, all the beauties will go on the stage according to the number and introduce themselves, so that everyone can have a preliminary understanding of each beautie." ”
He glanced at the nervous beauties in the front row, and continued: "Next, it's time for the real beauty competition, and the beauty contest is naturally more beautiful!" ”
Lin Qingqing immediately interjected, "Here we would like to give special thanks to the shopkeeper Zheng of the North Street tailor shop, and the shopkeeper Liu of the East Street Rouge Shop, they will measure all the beauties present for us, the height and weight of the three yards, the golden ratio of three courts and five eyes, absolutely fair!" ”
"Insert less ads, some people in the audience are already impatient!" The money shopkeeper reminded in a whisper again.
But it attracted a secret angry glare, "What do you know, the sponsor is the father of the gold owner, and he wants to enjoy God's treatment when he pays for it, so go aside." ”
She held her hands in a cylindrical shape and was impassioned, "Since ancient times, beauties can't have empty skins, and the third game - talent competition." ”
Smirked again, "You said you don't know how to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?" It doesn't matter, who said that the scope of talent is so narrow, you scold people well? It's a talent, please start your show, as long as it's exciting enough, we will still give you a heart! ”
The atmosphere in the audience was instantly high, and all the beauties were looking forward to it, and they were secretly thinking about how to show their self-introduction and talent show for a while.
Next, we would like to introduce the award setting for this year. In the spirit of national participation, all the beauties who sign up for this flower cup beauty pageant will have a prize, a special cocktail of the Anonymous Museum! The storyteller Zhang was also excited with the atmosphere of the audience, and his body trembled slightly.
"This is the Excellence Award, each of you is the most beautiful flower, believe in yourself!" Lin Qingqing added: "All the beauties who enter the top ten are ten taels of silver each, and the top three beauties are twenty taels ......."
The voice of the speaker stopped abruptly, and everyone spoke in unison, "What about the first place, what is the prize for the first place?" ”
Lin Qingqing raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked at the faint figure in the quiet of the bamboo forest, "The first place has no money, but you can get special psychological counseling from the first son in the world, Li Gongzi!" ”
The audience was in an uproar, and some girls were already crying excitedly, "Yes...... Be...... The Jade Child? She didn't take a breath, rolled her eyes and fell backwards.
Just as everyone was about to help her, she sat back on the chair with another carp, revealing a look of ambition, "Zhiyu Gongzi, wait for me, I'm coming." ”
The beauty next to her was instantly unhappy, and rolled her eyes and glared at her, "Don't pee and take care of yourself, how can the opportunity for intimate contact with Li Gongzi be your turn." ”
The woman from before immediately proudly pulled out a flute from her waist, "I have been learning the flute for ten years, and I play the flute accompaniment when my son practices calligraphy and painting, but you can tell me what kind of specialty you have?" ”
The beautiful lady who rolled her eyes instantly flushed, and suddenly showed a smug smile again, "I don't know how to play the flute, but I can scold, people can just say, scolding is also a talent, if I am the second in this area, then no one dares to say that I am the first!" ”
"You, you, you, your skin is thicker than the corner of the city wall, shameless!"
"You, you, pretentious fox thing, shameless!"
The two twisted into a ball in an instant, and the beauties next to them stepped forward to persuade the fight, and the fire at the city gate affected the pond fish, and in an instant, a few more people were unfortunately injured by mistake under the rain of bullets, and "babbling" also joined the battle.
"Stop...... Stop...... Stop ......" Lin Qingqing couldn't cry or laugh when he stood on the stage, and could only artificially achieve a 360-degree global stereo echo effect.
She picked up the storyteller's waking wood and threw it to the side, "Listen to me, those who fight and make trouble will be disqualified, everyone must remember, competition first, friendship second!" ”
Everyone was stunned, and the audience became even more confused, and someone whispered: "Competition first, friendship second?" Is this a fight or not? ”
In the quiet of the bamboo forest, Zhao Qi was already smiling, and patted Bai Zhiyu's shoulder vigorously, "Living treasure, living treasure, such a big and wonderful flower, I have only seen her one since I was a child." ”
The corners of Bai Zhiyu's lips flashed with a faint smile, "Let's make trouble, I will clean up the messy stall for her, I just hope that she will only be happy and worry-free in her life, and she will be like this without heart and lungs." ”