Chapter 599: Li Heng's Troubles
The white horse passed by, and the crown prince Li Heng had turned one year old, and today was his birthday, but he felt very worried.
Li Heng thought, opened his big eyes, and looked at the two people jumping up and down in front of him without saying a word, of course, he wouldn't say too many words.
If he is three years old at this moment, eighty percent will shout: A handful of years, he is a father and mother, can he stabilize the point?
He Zhichun put down the jade seal in his hand and stabbed Cui Jiu, "Brother Jiu, do we have to let the imperial doctor show Heng'er, why don't you say he doesn't laugh, although the people of our old Li family are different, but I love to laugh, and my father loves to cry...... Who is he with? ”
Don't blame He Zhichun for being in a hurry, what she doesn't like the most is a person who has a straight face, like someone else owes him 100,000 gold, Lao Tzu is not your father, and the second is not your mother, so I don't have to get used to you.
Oh, no, she is Li Heng's mother.
Cui Jiu was also a little anxious, he said with a dark face: "Think about that good father of so-and-so." ”
He Zhichun almost squirted out a mouthful of saliva, oh my God! Could it be that Li Heng is like his grandfather, and he will be a cold-faced prince and scumbag in the future......
When she thought about it, she shuddered, in order for the little lady to have a way to live in the future, Li Heng, a stinky boy, must be happy.
She thought about it, and made a few grimaces at Li Heng, such as pinching her nose and squeezing her chin, making herself look like a fox.
Or cover his face with his hands, and then let go again, but for a long time, Li Heng just glanced at her lightly, and then went to play with toys by himself.
It's worth it!
Your mother kissed me, and in the early dynasty, she killed all sides, won a big victory, and she couldn't handle a little child!
Just as she was thinking about it, she saw Cui Jiu wearing the mask of a little monkey, and began to shake the bell, dancing with her hands, and chanting words while dancing, "Daddy's little Ah Heng, you just smile, if you don't laugh, your mother won't laugh...... Daddy's little Ah Heng, you just laugh, if you don't laugh, your mother will roar......"
He Zhichun looked at his funny appearance, and smiled so much that he leaned back and forth, and tears were about to come out.
But when he turned his head, Li Heng still looked like he despised all beings, if he could say a long sentence, eighty percent would say, this parent ...... Can you change it?
Cui Jiu jumped for a long time, and when he saw that it had no effect, he handed the bell to He Zhichun, "Ah Qiao, it's your turn." ”
He Zhichun thought for a while, "Li Heng, if you laugh, I won't give you egg custard today." ”
Egg custard is definitely the food that Li Heng hates the most, and there is no one.
Cui Jiu glanced at He Zhichun with disdain, "How can a good man be tempted by Xiaoli!" ”
Li Heng moved the corners of his mouth, turned his head and didn't look at He Zhichun, you said the same thing last time, eat egg custard as usual.
He Zhichun also had no choice, "Why don't we pass on the imperial doctor?" It's the first birthday banquet in a while, and the guests are coming, how can Heng'er not laugh, what's the matter? ”
As he spoke, he heard the legend of the palace people that it was He County Gong who came.
When He Zhichun heard this, he was overjoyed, "Second brother, you're back." ”
Cui Jiu saw that He Zhichun greeted him like a flower and butterfly, moved the corners of his mouth, and stopped talking, thanking the sage for letting He Zhili be Ah Qiao's brother, otherwise, it would be difficult to say what the queen's surname is.
After so many years, instead of becoming rough, he has become extraordinary.
He Zhili patted He Zhichun on the shoulder, "I've become an emperor, why are you still so unstable, I just came from the sea, brought some pearls, and played with beads for Heng'er." ”
As he spoke, he walked over and picked up Li Heng, speaking of which, Li Heng is now more and more like He Zhichun as he grows older.
As soon as He Zhili hugged Li Heng, He Zhichun and Cui Jiu were dumbfounded, only to see Li Heng crack his mouth and look at He Zhilijiu and smile.
He Zhichun almost cried, Dad, look at what crown prince you chose, this is a perverted embryo, Daqing will die in the future, don't blame me for blaming you!
This kid's temperament is natural! Don't blame me!
Cui Jiu stretched his neck and looked in the mirror, "I think, why are the two of them not ugly!" It's beautiful! ”
He Zhichun gave him a blank look, "Is there my second brother Mei?" ”
Cui Jiu was deflated, that must not be the case.
The husband and wife glanced at each other, forget it, if you don't laugh, you won't laugh, maybe in the future, when the Daqing people look at that cold face, they won't dare to chatter. Could it be that this is the legendary king's spirit?
After a while, there were more and more people in the palace, taking turns to give birthday gifts to the crown prince.
The first to come up was King Ping, who carried a small cage with a parrot in it, and said with a smile: "Your Highness, this bird is smart and can speak human words, and it will be for your Highness to amuse." ”
The parrot cried out quite knowledgeably, "Your Highness, Your Highness! ”
Li Heng glanced at the parrot, and then looked at King Ping, King Ping was looked at strangely by him, patted his head, panicked, cough cough, Your Highness, you are definitely not sarcastic, you can only say a few words, like a parrot!
King Ping retreated, arched his hand, and sneered: "In the future, you don't have to worry that our Highness will lose his mind by playthings, the great fortune of the country!" ”
Chu Dengshan snorted, sycophant.
He thought, carrying a good set of four treasures of the study, plus a full set of Chu's calligraphy, licking the old face and laughing: "Your Royal Highness, look at this and look at this, your aunt wants to ask the old man, but the old man didn't give it, the old man looked at your little hands, and knew that you must be a calligrapher in the future!" ”
King Ping immediately snorted back, who is the sycophant!
But Li Heng still didn't laugh.
Chu Dengshan almost wanted to cry and grab the ground, is there no child born who can inherit his mantle in this life? His Royal Highness obviously doesn't like to write, and he is not interested in the four treasures of the study!
Say okay, so-and-so gives a gift, and you grab it and giggle at so-and-so?
Not at all!
Chu Dengshan gritted his teeth, "Your Highness has known thrift since he was a child and does not love luxury things, which is a great fortune for the country!" ”
He Zhichun and Cui Jiu looked at Zhile from the side, what we suffered, now it's your turn!
The British Duke also stood aside and looked at it with a smile, this Royal Highness doesn't love Wen, that's a good martial arts, Emma, the generals are blessed!
The British Duke thought about it, walked up, and held a small dagger, "Congratulations on His Highness's birthday, and he will grow into a good son who swallows mountains and rivers in the future." ”
Li Heng stretched out his hand, touched the small dagger, and did not smile.
Because of the group of people in front of him, the British Duke has already been mentally prepared, what is it if he doesn't laugh, he touched it, and it was already a victory.
He thought, moved by his optimism and cheerfulness, and hurriedly retreated.
After everyone had finished giving the gifts, the little Li Heng felt a little relieved.
So, what are these adults doing?
Daddy and mother have already sung the big drama early in the morning, why do such a group of people have to sing it again? It's just inexplicable.