Chapter 600: Whoever Holds Gets Pregnant
After these royal relatives and elders finished giving gifts, the atmosphere of the entire first birthday banquet finally relaxed.
He Zhichun took Li Heng to the garden, there were still many female relatives here enjoying the flowers and listening to the music, as soon as Li Heng came, everyone greeted him.
"Ah Qiao, let me hug it, let me hug it." As soon as Li Tian saw Li Heng come out, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly stepped forward and rushed to hold him in his arms.
She and Du Huaigong have no good news so far, after all these years, what should have been tried has already been tried, and they simply don't have hope.
But Li Tian still likes children very much, and he simply treats Li Heng and Li Qinzai of Cui Yun's family as his own sons.
"When Heng'er grows up, is it good to learn martial arts from me, let's hit the Pegasus Meteor Hammer and make the enemy terrified."
He Zhichun looked at Li Heng's little arms and legs, sister, can you be a little self-aware? As far as the weight of your sledgehammer is concerned, others can't lift it, and the hammer is still ......
I had to hammer my own leg off.
Li Tian didn't think of this at all, and continued to hug Li Heng and coaxed: "Heng'er, do you know why your Aunt Du sleeps all the time?" ”
At this moment, He Zhichun pricked up his ears, this is simply one of the unsolved mysteries of Chang'an City.
The surrounding ladies also picked up the fan and half-covered their faces, they were afraid of hearing some terrible inside story, and their faces were distorted in surprise for a while, which was not good-looking.
Otherwise, it's winter, everyone will eat too much, and you still have to hold a fan?
Li Tian said to Li Heng mysteriously, "I don't know, because your Aunt Du has yin and yang eyes and can see ghosts, so when he is fine, he can only close his eyes, otherwise, he will see strange things floating around......"
He Zhichun's mouth couldn't be closed, Brother-in-law Du, you said, are you and King Deng Kang from the same school!
unimaginable!
Her eyes rolled, oops, she suddenly had an idea, she could completely expose the two big liars Du Huaigong and King Deng Kang!
He first asked Du Huaigong to take a look at King Deng Kang, and then asked him what color clothes were wearing by a few female ghosts standing next to King Deng Kang.
Ask the same question to King Deng Kang again, if it doesn't match, then someone must be a liar!
As soon as Li Heng heard Li Tian's words, he stretched out his hand and pointed to a flower bush.
Princess Chengyang took a look at it and stammered: "It is said that children's eyes are clean and they can see things, but Ah Tian just said that...... Heng'er used his fingers...... Shouldn't it be there......"
In this Taiji Palace, when the old sage was there, I don't know how many women's hearts were broken, and the unjust souls of this Taiji Palace could squeeze ghosts, and they couldn't stand still.
Therefore, in that flower, it is very possible to die one by two.
Hearing her say this, people who are not afraid are scared, especially the concubines in the past, all of them have ghosts in their hearts.
Li Heng looked at the adults around him inexplicably, and their faces changed.
Alas, I want to say, why did Lantern Xiao come here, and his white hair was dirty.
Adults just think too much.
He Zhichun coughed, "Heng'er wants to go there, he doesn't speak very well, wherever he wants to go, he just raises his hand and points to it, and Mama Nurse leads him over." Don't worry, with me, where can I dare to have evil spirits? ”
When the women thought about it, they suddenly felt at ease, too, they heard their husbands grit their teeth in bed every night and say that Li Tianbao is worse than ghosts, so eighty percent of them are in this Taiji Palace, how can there be ghosts!
Seeing He Zhichun's explanation, Li Tian hurriedly hugged Li Heng and walked over, but before he could take a few steps, he stopped in front of Princess Hengshan and became disgusted, which frightened Princess Hengshan's little face.
"What incense is your lord using today? Why is it so fishy? ”
Li Tian is a general who has killed people, his body is heavy, and his speech is like a hammer drum, which shocks people's hearts and pounds.
Hengshan was the most timid and afraid, his eyes turned red when he heard it, and he stammered: "No...... No incense...... Recently ...... On the fire, I used some Houttuynia cordata......"
He Zhichun's mind flashed, and he waved his big hand, "Ah Nuo, you come and hold Heng'er, Yunxia, and go to the imperial doctor to show Ah Tian and Hengshan." ”
Li Tian was stunned for a moment, and wanted to stop it, but He Zhichun blinked his eyes and said: "Hengshan is on fire, it's time to take a look, Ah Tian smells Houttuynia cordata and is uncomfortable, maybe it's also on fire." ”
Li Tian's hand softened, to be honest, she was really afraid of seeking medical advice.
After a while, the imperial doctor came with a box on his back, first showed Hengshan, prescribed some heat-clearing medicine, and then checked Li Tian's pulse.
This time he took it for a long time, and then looked at Li Tian with bright eyes, "General Li's pulse is so powerful, it is simply shocking, if you don't live to be a hundred years old, you can live to ninety-nine, why don't you give the old man a few stitches......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw He Zhichun glaring at him, and immediately changed his words: "Congratulations to General Li, happy to you!" ”
He Zhichun pulled the sleeve of the imperial doctor, dragged him aside and said: "I told you not to hit Ah Tian's idea, I want to prick her with a needle, be careful that you haven't pricked her yet, the British Duke will be able to prick you into a hedgehog." Why do you talk nonsense about joy? ”
The imperial doctor waved his hand, "It's not nonsense, Princess Changle was happy at the beginning, and it was also a ...... who took the pulse."
What's wrong with people now, no one believes the truth!
He Zhichun was overjoyed, "Ah Tian! ”
Li Tian cried with joy, and immediately hugged Li Heng from Gao Nuo's arms and kissed his little face fiercely.
Li Heng rubbed his face expressionlessly, the adult is really ignorant, he kissed him and kissed him with a saliva face, and soon he will have a red rash and itch to death!
The people in the garden were stunned, and at this time, Mrs. Chu Dengshan suddenly said, "Your Majesty, can the old woman hug His Royal Highness the Crown Prince for a while?" You see, General Li is pregnant! She said, rubbing her hands together.
This is simply who is holding who is pregnant!
He Zhichun was startled, looking at Mrs. Chu Dengshan's wolf-like gaze, and couldn't help but think of back then, everyone said that she was blessed and could make people pregnant.
How many years have passed, and she hasn't given up yet!
Teacher, you are really a sinmaker!
He Zhichun glanced at Li Heng sympathetically and nodded, son, it's not that I don't help you, it's actually that Mrs. Chu is very difficult to provoke.
Fortunately, Mrs. Chu has not lost control yet, knowing that children can't touch and kiss casually, just holding and laughing.
Who is Li Tian, how strong she is, and how far the news of not being able to get pregnant spreads in Chang'an City.
Now that the iron trees are blooming, can't the old trees sprout some buds?
Hurry up and give birth to a talented third child.
After a while, there was a long queue behind Mrs. Chu, and the old lady of the pavilion took the lead, the law does not blame the public, and the law does not blame the public.
Li Heng was sad again, men like Daddy lined up to give gifts before, and now ladies like Auntie lined up to hug him.
It's really hard to understand the world of adults!