Originally, I was full of expectations, hoping to get some information about the living dead jade from Baidu, but I didn't expect that when I typed these four words, the search page was cleaner than my second uncle's baldness. I thought to myself, what's going on? This shouldn't be, the Internet is so developed these days, you just want to search how many armpit hairs Chang'e has, maybe you can know the answer, but the page of the Living Dead Jade is empty, and there is no word. I was secretly surprised in my heart, so I opened the post bar one after another, Tianya, Weibo and other forums, and wanted to try to search for posts related to the living dead jade, but there was still nothing.

It was late at night, and the winter night was always so dark, so I turned off the computer and lay on the bed, only a faint lamp was turned on, except for cigarettes one after another, reflecting the dim light, I took the piece of living dead jade called "divine object" in my hand, and carefully observed it back and forth.

It was indeed a quarter of an ancient mask, that was for sure, except that it was made of something special, light and indestructible. What the hell is this, and how can it make people live forever? I pondered these questions over and over again, but there was no answer. But I suddenly remembered that when this thing was first taken out of the ancient tomb in Hebei, Lao Lu didn't recognize it, but the old man recognized it first, and he was sure that this was the legendary living dead jade.

So from this incident, it can be seen that the old man's understanding of the jade of the living dead is far better than that of Lao Lu. It seems that the last words that Lao Lu said to me before he died were really my only direction, if it weren't for the help of this old man, I am afraid that I would never be able to find the other three pieces of living dead jade.

Thinking of this, I secretly made up my mind, it seems that no matter what, I have to go to Beijing first. In addition to going to the hospital to see Lao Lu's little granddaughter, what is more important is to invite the old man to go out of the mountain to help! So I took out my mobile phone and wanted to send a text message to Pudding, telling her not to come to Xiamen to look for me, just stay put, and I will come to Beijing to find her after settling down at home. It's time for our regimental headquarters to move places.

But just as I was about to send it, I heard my mother shouting downstairs that it was time to eat, and asked me to hurry down. So I had to put the phone back in my pocket and go to fill my stomach first.

Maybe it was because I didn't come home for four days and four nights, and my mother finally found out about it, and there were six dishes and one soup, and the table was full of dazzling. I happily drooled, picked up the chopsticks and put the vegetables in the bowl, but when I looked at it like this, I seemed to feel that something was wrong. The dishes on the table were all stewed bullwhips, braised lamb kidneys, roasted oysters and other aphrodisiac things, and even the wine on the table was replaced by Huiyuan Kidney Treasure.

My face was blue and purple, and I really didn't know which one to clip. In desperation, I had to clip a piece of the same and taste the saltiness first. At this time, my mother brought the last dish, grinned, sat opposite me, looked at me with a thief's eyebrows, and kept urging, "Eat more, young man." Don't be too confident in being a man, you have to rely on external forces. ”

I thought the big waist tasted okay, but when my mother said this, I couldn't eat a single bite. Originally, I wanted to quarrel with her, and use the tone of righteous words to correct her dirty and filthy thoughts, but looking at her face that had already lost her youth in order to pull me up, I couldn't help but soften in my heart, and said something that couldn't match the eight poles just now, I gently put down the dishes and chopsticks, and said to my mother: "I'll buy you a car." ”

My mother smiled at me and said, "Okay, you kid has made a fortune recently?" ”

I said, "It's not that you got rich, but you made a little money, don't ask, do you want a word!" ”

My mom laughed and said, "I'll ask for it if you buy it." ”

I nodded: "Okay, you're older, it's good to have a car, and you won't have to crowd the bus every day in the future, so I'll be relieved." Buy you a car, and leave you some money, I can be considered filial to you. ”

My mother listened to me and asked me with a mother's intuition, "What's wrong with you?" Is something wrong? ”

I said, "Don't you know your son, I have everything in this life, it's just fine." I can't have an accident with Guanyin Bodhisattva, that is, I have to go out in a few days, and the time should not be short, and it may not be possible to come back for a year and a half. ”

My mother nodded: "It's good to go out, I just hope you go to the society to walk around more, don't always stay at home to write and paint, you say that there are so many jobs in this world that you don't choose, you have to choose a writer, you are thirty-four years old and have not yet started a family, you are not in a hurry, we elders are anxious." You're a turtle, and it's time to lay an egg for your mother. ”

My mom and I talked at the dinner table for more than an hour without saying a word, and after eating, I went upstairs. I've already figured it out, let's go out for a walk tomorrow, I've done all the things I need to buy, and after settling down at home, I'll be ready to leave for Beijing the day after tomorrow or the day after tomorrow at the latest.

I lay in bed and watched the game for a while, and the more I watched, the more sleepy I became, and I was about to fall asleep in a daze. But at this time, I suddenly heard a noise downstairs, as if someone came to visit our house, I pinched my fingers, most of my mother's card friends came to our house to play mahjong again, I think you love to rub it, that's it, that's it, anyway, I slept first.

But before I could close my eyes, I heard my mother shouting happily upstairs, "Son, change your clothes and hurry up, look who's coming!" ”

When I heard this shout, I was stunned at first, thinking that I don't have many friends in reality, besides, even if it is a superficial brother who has long been forgotten by me, how can he come to me at this time? So I put on a pair of big pants, put a T-shirt on my body and went downstairs.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, my chrysanthemum suddenly fell apart. Good fellow, my aunt, the person who came to me this big night turned out to be his mother's pudding girl! Didn't this guy go back to Beijing? I saw her on the plane with my own eyes!

I exclaimed, "Why are you here?" The plane dropped you down in the middle of the drive? ”

Pudding walked up to me, put it close to my ear, and whispered aggrievedly: "Mo Laosan, since I experienced the incident of the pigtail aunt's tomb, I was a little scared alone at night, thinking about it, it is better to stay with you, I have settled down in Beijing, so I bought a ticket and flew here." ”

I fainted......