The sudden appearance of the pudding startled me, but it made my mother happy. This is the first time I have brought a girl home in 34 years, and my mother's mouth is smiling like eating bee droppings, and she can't close at all, pouring water and making tea. As the saying goes, three women in one play, my mother and pudding, two women, are worth three plays. Pudding is really a fucking actor, obviously a big girl with three big and three thick, seeing my mother, but she can perform a beautiful look, whether it is sitting or talking, she is very educated, and she does not call "auntie", but the scholar Taibazi shouts "aunt", her legs are put together and her hands are clamped, and her shy answer looks like a big trumpet flower growing next to the thatched pit with buds waiting to be released.

Taking advantage of my mother's time to pour tea, I whispered to Pudding angrily: "Battalion Commander, the regimental headquarters has not given instructions to your battalion to move south, why did you come here without any ideas?" Let me tell you, the regiment headquarters is planning to pull out the camp and go north the day after tomorrow, you can do it well, such a long road from Xiamen to Beijing, you make it like going from Sanlitun to Dongzhimen, not to mention the problem of air ticket money, just say that you are running around every day, aren't you tired? ”

Pudding whispered to me: "From Beijing to Xiamen, it is much faster than going from Sanlitun to Dongzhimen." Beijing is congested, when I go out, there are people jumping out of the car on the third ring road, I guess I am in Xiamen now, they haven't returned home yet. It's really not me who blows, I get off work at five o'clock in Beijing, and I usually can't go home until half past nine in the evening, which is enough for me to make two trips back and forth in Xiamen. ”

The two of us were chatting, when my mom came over with a cup of hot tea, and the pudding took the tea and said thank you, and my mom nodded, smiling and looking the pudding up and down. For some reason, I found this scene very embarrassing, as if a trafficker had handed over a new chick from the countryside to a brothel boss. If my mom threw a bag of yards at me and said, "This is a good chick," the scene would be pretty much the same.

My mother asked the pudding gently, "Girl, did you eat at night?" ”

Pudding said, "Auntie, I ate it on the plane!" ”

My mother nodded and asked, "Girl, how old are you this year?" ”

I saw that my mother's conversation was a little wrong, so I quickly interrupted: "Gotta get it, stop it." Then he picked up the pudding and walked out of the door, and said to her: "This is my aunt, I am almost sleepy, we have something to talk about tomorrow, I will take you to find a hotel nearby, you stay for one night, we are a small place, the conditions are limited, you will go first." When I get enough sleep tomorrow morning, I'll go to you again, okay? ”

As soon as my mother heard what I said, she hurriedly ran over and pressed my hand, and then said, "Mo Laosan, your head has been smoked by fart, right?" On this big night, you let the little girl go to the hotel to stay? You have to go yourself. After she finished speaking, she turned her head and took Pudding's hand again, revealing a sincere look like a sister-in-law and said, "Girl, let's not go." Listen to Auntie's words, let's live at home. ”

Pudding is a actor.

He actually grabbed my mother's hand and pretended to be cute: "Okay, thank you, aunt!" ”

I almost vomited blood with a puff and asked my mother, "Where do you let her live in our two-bedroom house?" You can't let people sleep on our range hoods, can you? ”

My mother said to me, "Poor and poor, you are poor!" No matter how small our family is, we can't let the girl's family live in a hotel alone, is this hospitality? Won't you two just squeeze in at night, both are adults, what's the big deal. ”

Pudding: "Ahhh I exclaimed, pretended to be shy, covered my face, and said to my mother: "Aunt and aunt, how bad this is, we ...... We...... We're not that far yet. And I'm ...... too I also...... I've never slept with a boy. ”

When she said this, my mother was immediately overjoyed, and couldn't help but have a good impression of her, but I obviously saw that the pudding's face covered with his hands was secretly laughing, and my lips were black with anger. But I had no choice but to follow my mother's orders to make the pudding's bed. I ran up and down, changing sheets and pillows, panting from exhaustion. But they sat idly on the sofa and drank tea, and they didn't mean to help me at all.

But pudding, pudding, as the saying goes, you can walk by the river without getting your shoes wet. No matter how stupid my mother is, she eats more salt than you eat. So I saw my mother put down the teacup, and suddenly said honestly: "Oh yes, girl, I remember, that stupid boy loves to snore when he sleeps at night, and his voice is as loud as killing a pig, don't you mind?" ”

Pudding was stunned for a moment, and said stupidly: "It's okay, he doesn't snore much when he sleeps at night." ”

My mom smiled and said, "So you both slept." ”

Pudding's face instantly turned blue and purple, and the back of my neck cramped while laughing. Then the two of them chatted awkwardly for a while, and I saw that the pudding was really embarrassed, so my heart softened, and I helped her out, telling my mother that I was sleepy and going to sleep, and then pulled the pudding and went upstairs. After going upstairs, Pudding's face was aggrieved like eating a bite of the nose of a rival, and he wanted to explain, but he didn't know where to start. I understand this feeling, I understand it...... Because I've encountered it too.

Pudding and I did sleep together, and twice, but the first time she slept in her bed and I made a bunk. The second time was when she slept in the east and I slept in the west. We didn't do anything these two times, so in essence, Pudding Sister is still pure like a white cloth, but this guy just said that he missed a hole, and he can't get round, so he can't rely on me, who made her stupid.

As soon as the pudding entered my room, he revealed his true nature, stinky socks and stinky shoes were thrown around, and he was fucking picking his feet on my bed, I didn't have time to take care of her, I thought about love, so I took the quilt and covered my head, just said to her: "I must sleep in bed tonight, so it is impossible for me to lay on the floor, it is impossible in this life, anyway, I will sleep first, if you are always sleepy, you can sleep wherever you want, I don't care about you, good night to you." ”

Pudding didn't seem to care where she slept at night, but was curious about my room, rummaging around to see what I was doing at home. But in my room, except for the rows of books on the wall, there was only one computer left, and nothing else, so Pudding asked me: "Mo Laosan, your usual life is too monotonous, right?" Why do you only have books and computers in your house? ”

I said listlessly, "My life is simple, just have these two things, either look at the scraps on the computer or look at the books on the wall." ”

When Pudding heard what I said, he didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed, his face turned red all of a sudden, and he pointed at me and said angrily, "You...... You...... Mo Laosan, you ...... I didn't expect you to be this kind of person! ”

I turned my head and smiled, "I lied to you." ”

Pudding then turned from anger to laughter, hammered me with his little fist, and then said, "Scared me to death, you are dead!" ”

I said, "Hehe, how can a person like me read?" ”