Chapter 184: The Complete Book of Dog Language
Xiao Tuanzi, the unreliable biological brain panda cub in his own house, slapped the most cutting-edge high-tech Cosmic Alliance language into the head of the stupid host Si Qingli in the most primitive way, Si Qingli was directly smashed by this brick, and fell to the ground, unable to even stand up.
And Tu Jiaojiao, the big beauty who was holding the little black charcoal baby Si Qingli in her arms, felt that the little black charcoal baby who had been looking around curiously in her hand suddenly stopped moving, and looked down, it turned out that the little black charcoal baby was holding a small fist in one hand and stuffing it in his mouth, and the saliva had been wet with the saliva bib specially prepared for him, his eyes were closed, his breathing was steady, and the fleshy little belly was still rising and falling regularly with his breathing, and it looked like he was sleeping soundly.
Nodding the little black charcoal baby Si Qingli's upturned little nose, the big beauty Tu Jiaojiao made a shushing gesture and said, "The little black charcoal is asleep, everyone's voice is quieter."
Si Qingli, who fainted and was regarded as a sleeping little black charcoal baby, was not in a coma for long in his consciousness, and was soon awakened by the familiar voice of an electronic synthetic female voice.
"The host has newly learned the B-level basic general skills of the universe, the language of the Universe Alliance, and now the first level of the Universe Alliance Language Skill Tree is opened, and the language of non-intelligent creatures is not sapient, please choose a language by yourself.
Initially, you can choose a non-intelligent biological language for free, if you need to choose to add other languages, you need to exchange with the corresponding energy points, 10 energy points for non-intelligent biological language, 100 energy points for F-level intelligent biological language, 200 energy points for E-level intelligent biological language, and so on, thank you for your patronage. ”
Damn, this pit goods, Si Qingli shook his head that was still a little dizzy, and scolded his unreliable biological brain little group, I knew that he must not be so kind, and he actually strongly recommended to me what kind of universe alliance language, only ten energy points, it is really not like its personality that sees energy points, it turns out that he is waiting for himself here, and every time he adds a language, he has to use energy points to buy, hehe.
In fact, if this is the case, Si Qingli is a little relieved, isn't it just a little more energy? It's better to have a lot of debts and not be too bad than not knowing what pit is in front of you and waiting to jump in.
After comforting himself for a few words, Si Qingli clicked on the option of non-intelligent biological language, and quickly dragged it all the way down, through those messy choices such as snakes, insects, rats, ants, and crustacean insects, he finally found the canine language, and after choosing the canine language, another option popped up, dog, wolf, jackal......
Once again, I chose the dog category, and jumped to a new option, Chinese Pastoral Dog, Teddy Dog, Bulldog, Corgi, Samoyed, Alaskan Dog, Husky......
After clicking on the handsome husky on the translucent virtual screen in front of her, the familiar electronic synthesized female voice sounded again, and this time there were no other strange options popping up.
"The host chooses the language type of non-intelligent creatures, Aqua Blue Star non-intelligent creatures canine, dogs, huskies, due to the fierce competition in the universe alliance market, the development company of the universe alliance language pass has decided to hold a long-term event, and all new customers who use the language pass of the universe alliance will receive a free upgrade of a language selection, and the new customer activates and selects the language type for the first time that is automatically upgraded.
The current host selects the language type of non-intelligent creatures, canines, dogs, and huskies of non-intelligent creatures of Aqua Blue Star, and the language types of non-intelligent creatures will be automatically upgraded by the Universe Alliance Language Pass, and the non-intelligent creatures of Aqua Blue Star are canines, dogs, congratulations to the host for getting the upgrade gift package, Dog Language Encyclopedia, and the specific functions of the host please explore and check by yourself. ”
Dog Language?
Si Qingli felt that he was scorched by this dog language encyclopedia, and a feeling of powerlessness hit his heart.
Going back and settling the account with you, Si Qingli, who had secretly grinded his teeth, weakly clicked on the dog language in front of him.
A fluffy very handsome and cute husky cub jumped out of the package called Dog Language, ran curiously and spread his legs for a while, and chased his tail to bite in a circle, looking very happy, but after accidentally seeing Si Qingli with a dark face, he could only let go of the tail in his mouth, paced briskly steps, and pretended to squat in front of Si Qingli seriously.
"Woohoo, woohoo, woohoo......"
The little husky cub looked up at Si Qingli and there was a wolf howl with a milk cavity.
To Si Qingli's surprise, Si Qingli, who had never understood the wolf howl of the husky, seemed to be talking to him in his mind at this time.
"Hello, I am the language instructor of the Universe Alliance, welcome to the Universe Alliance, please call me Xiaoha.
Xiaoha is based on the type of language selected by the customer for the first time to determine his own image.,This image is not bad.,At least cute enough and cute.,I like it.。
Can we start learning dog language now? ”
"Learn."
"Very good, the dog language is the water blue star non-intelligent biological canine, the universal language of dogs, all dogs are applicable to the dog language, just like the general Mandarin in dogs, if according to the initial choice of the customer, if you choose a single dog breed such as corgi, husky or Samoyed, even if you choose a dialect of the common language of dogs, there will be some inconvenience in the future communication with canines.
Language learning is generally divided into listening, speaking, reading, writing four plates, because it is the language of non-intelligent creatures, so only required for listening and speaking two plates, below, Xiaoha will be in accordance with the requirements of the listening and speaking plate, the customer will be trained in a short period of time, the special training duration is two hours of water blue star time, two hours later, the end of the special training, the customer will learn the dog language, listening and speaking plate, now start to ask customers to learn from Xiaoha......"
What kind of cosmic alliance language master actually forces people to learn language, a dog language has to learn two hours, isn't it two weeks to learn the universal language of human beings or the lingua franca of advanced wisdom.
Sure enough, there is no good thing in the sky, this so-called cosmic alliance language is not a brick down, all the languages are filmed in the brain, and it still needs the master to learn, but it may use special methods and high-tech means to make this kind of waste of manpower, experience learning, can achieve a certain effect in a short period of time and high efficiency.
"Woo Woo ......"
"Hello, dear Universe Alliance Language Proficiency Customer, my name is Xiaoha, I am your language tutor, may I ask your name......"
"Hello," Si Qingli hesitated for a moment, but still replied politely, and said, "Xiaoha, my name is Si Qingli, and I am from the Water Blue Star......
This was what Si Qingli wanted to say, but when he opened his mouth, Si Qingli was seriously frightened, because what he heard from his mouth was a series of dog words.
"Woo Woo ......"
"Wang, Wang,......" (Xiaoha)
"Good, good, you're doing great, we'll ...... again" (Xiaoha)