Chapter 183: The Universe Alliance is fluent in language
"When we were stopped by the traffic police on the outskirts of Haijing City, we asked the stupid dog Erbao to put everything into its space, which naturally included the purpose of our coming to this research institute, that is, the fire axe zombie that we specially sent to the research institute here, the fire axe zombie was made by Captain Yuan and I with some people from the center of Shancheng City two days ago, for this fire axe zombie, we sacrificed several brothers.
However, what hurts people is that this stupid dog's space is actually allowed to enter and not to leave, and I don't know what's going on, it just doesn't take out the fire axe zombie from its space, you say that thing is a terrible thing, and you still want to keep it to give birth.
But Erbao is a dog after all, it is not a person, what its dog language says, none of us can understand, only know the wolf howling there, this is not what we can't do, so arrange it to do an examination, Dr. Zhou Ru, who is in charge of this research institute, said that tomorrow she will find a reliable pet trainer to see if there is any good way. ”
Xu is not allowed to go out, such a serious problem, I don't know if this spatial ability is not very reliable, or the stupid dog Erbao, the dog who committed two mistakes, is not very reliable.
"Xiao Tuanzi, can you take a look at the space of that stupid dog Erbao?"
"Yes, but no."
"Yes, but no, Xiao Tuanzi, if I'm not mistaken, you mean you said you can see the stupid dog Erbao's space, but you can't see it, right?"
In the past two days, the panda cub Xiaotuanzi, who has eaten a little bit of energy, sat on the ground, a bear paw like a pregnant woman who is about to reach labor, is slowly stroking her big belly that is already fat and can't see the soles of her feet, and she is shaving her teeth with a satisfied face.
"That's right, I'm a law-abiding superior biological brain, according to Article 1025 of the Universe Alliance's special law on biological brains, all biological brains are not allowed to explore and snoop on other people's abilities and privacy at will without the consent of the owner, if there is a violation, after the trial of the Universe Alliance court, the maximum sentence can be deprived of the opportunity to advance the biological brain.
So I have the ability to explore the private space of the stupid dog Erbao, but according to the laws of the Cosmic Alliance, I can't do this, at least I can't explore the space of the stupid dog Erbao without his consent. ”
"That little group, do you have any good way to get the stupid dog Erbao to agree?"
"Let the stupid dog Erbao agree, you can let me explore its space, that's your business as a host, I'm just a biological brain that executes the host's orders, and under the premise of not violating the laws and regulations of the Cosmic Alliance, it just executes the host's orders, and this has nothing to do with me, a biological brain."
"However, I'm not a pet trainer, I can't even understand what the stupid dog Erbao said, I only hear it whining, whining, whining, whining, whining, the communication between me and it is like a chicken and duck, how can I make it agree? That's not a small challenge. ”
The language barrier is a big trouble, and Si Qingli, the little black charcoal baby, feels that things are still a little tricky at this point.
"The language barrier, you're worried about this, what's so difficult about this, it's a trivial matter."
The mountains and rivers are exhausted, there is no way out, the willows and flowers are bright and another village, but the panda cub Xiaotuanzi suddenly gave a big surprise to Si Qingli, who felt that things were tricky.
"Poverty and backwardness limit your imagination, don't use the scientific and technological progress on your water blue star to fantasize about the light of science and technology of the Great Universe Alliance, the language barrier is no longer a problem in front of the Great Universe Alliance, as long as there is an energy point, it will solve the language barrier for you in minutes."
"Really? That's great, how many energy points do you want? ”
"This kind of language barrier problem can be solved with a copy of the Universe Alliance Language Pass, this thing is a school supplies for elementary school students in our Universe Alliance, it is worthless, it is very cheap, it is only ten energy points."
Si Qingli, who was used to being exploited by the panda cub Xiaotuanzi openly and secretly, suddenly felt that it was only ten energy points at this time, and it was really cheap, so he immediately nodded happily and agreed.
Seeing that the panda cub Xiaotuanzi received the energy point, he immediately smiled, lowered his head, pouted his buttocks and flipped over, took out a gray, very low-key, inconspicuous large brick, and beckoned to the stupid host Si Qingli with a wicked smile.
"Stupid host, hurry up."
Si Qingli saw the big brick in his hand with the panda cub Xiaotuanzi in his hand, and his heart swooped out, making a wool, didn't he say that it was a book of the Universe Alliance? Shouldn't that be a book? Why is it a big brick?
"Come quickly, don't waste time, stupid host, if I didn't think that the quality of this cosmic alliance language is very good, I deliberately stayed for me to grind my teeth and claws, with my current completeness of less than 1%, you don't want to have such a good thing, now for the sake of important energy points, I can only endure the pain of cutting love."
Left to grind the teeth and claws?
Si Qingli took a closer look, and on the big gray brick in the hand of the panda cub Xiao Tuanzi, there were actually several rows of tooth marks clearly visible, and there were still a few claw marks on the side, and it was really left to grind the teeth and claws.
Si Qingli's heart was a little apprehensive, and he walked in front of the panda cub Xiao Tuanzi step by step, staring nervously at the big bricks that were randomly thrown up and down in Xiao Tuanzi's bear paws, and the Cosmic Alliance was fluent.
"Little Tuanzi, what do you want to do? I'm your genetically bound host. ”
"What do I want to do? I've wanted to do this for a long time, I'll let you bully the biological brain, I'll shoot ......"
Black and white, the panda cub Xiao Tuanzi, who had a wicked smile on his furry face, lifted the big brick on his bear paw, and slapped the head of the stupid host Si Qingli with all his might.
"Ah, little tuanzi, you wait for me......"
Si Qingli, who was dazzled by this big brick, only had time to leave this cruel sentence before he completely fainted.
"Hehe, no matter how high your martial arts are, you're afraid of bricks, I'll shoot you to death, haha."
A fat and stout big bear paw stepped on the stomach of Si Qingli, who fainted on the ground, and put both palms into his stomach (because he was already fat and had no waist, so he could only be inserted in his stomach), looking up to the sky and smiling, it was as awesome as eliminating a famous cosmic wanted criminal.
And the original murder weapon, the big gray brick, the universe alliance language, was firmly glued to Si Qingli's head, slowly shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye, and integrated into Si Qingli's head.
"I'm a law-abiding superior cosmic creature brain, and I will never do anything that is lacking in morality, I have professional ethics, what I said about the Cosmic Alliance language pass that can eliminate the language barrier must be true, it's cheap for you, stupid host, otherwise with the development of science and technology on your Aqua Blue Star, hundreds of years and the like, you Aqua Blue Star human beings will not be able to see such a high-tech Cosmic Alliance language pass."