Chapter 76: Figures
Uncle Yang's words couldn't help but surprise me in my heart, Er Biao, who was sitting next to me with a mediocre appearance, had already reached the sky, but Uncle Lao Yang said that even he couldn't compare with Gu Nianxia. Judging from the appearance, Gu Nianxia is delicate and soft, white as jade, slender hands and blue feet, no matter how you look at it, she doesn't look like a strong person, but like a weak woman. But I know very well that Uncle Lao Yang is a reliable person, not the master of old Beijing who drinks Yanjing draft beer and gnaws on the big waist and the mountains. Since he has such a high evaluation of Gu Nianxia, I can only mumble to myself: "Sure enough, people can't look good."
After the short dinner, Uncle Zhou and Uncle Lao Yang had to go back to the house to work. Before leaving, tell us young people not to drink too late, there are important tasks tomorrow. Er Biao is righteous and bold, and he chatted with us very well, and the wine was strong, where were these two cups of urine enough for him to stuff his teeth, so he patted his chest and assured the party and the people that the last three bottles of beer would go back to the house to sleep after drinking, and he would never spill and play tricks.
Zhou Boren seems to be strict, but he is also a wild way in his bones, this dinner is intended to increase the affection between the team members, plus Pudding and I just handed him a piece of living dead jade today, how can he handle the case against our father.
After Uncle Zhou and Uncle Lao Yang left, a few of our young people let it go even more, and in the small box, the three of them drank with a red face and a thick neck. That's one of the best literary writers in China, the strongest mastery in his life is "Kan Dashan", he Feng Erbiao can lift a thousand catties of boulders with one hand, I don't pay respect, only with three inches of meat tongue, he can overturn the river of Wuyue, and how can he be compared to his strange recklessness?
So I said with a drunken voice: "Erbiao, let me tell you, you go to Sijiu City to inquire, when I Mo Laosan poured preserved egg business in the Beiping area, people gave the nickname "Xidan Ziwei", and they fought if they didn't agree with each other. Later, because I met a girl and the two fell in love, they gradually put down the butcher's knife and became a Buddha on the spot. ”
Er Biao exclaimed: "So powerful? What happened to Brother Mo and that girl? ”
I took a sip of wine, and said in a deep and deep voice: "Alas...... Speaking of this past, what else can be left except sadness? At that time, the girl was surrounded by a gang of thieves and wanted to besiege and rape her. Although I Mo Laosan is ruthless when I go south and north, I am also chivalrous. How can you pretend to be a passer-by when you see such an injustice? So my heart moved, and the blood droplets in my hands shot out, like a dragon, killing the thieves in a hurry, and then I brushed my sleeves away, I wanted to hide my merit and fame, but I didn't expect that the girl was forced to die, and I had to be a pair of hard-working mandarin ducks scattered in the world with the ends of the earth......"
Pudding listened to my spitting stars, and although he didn't want to scold me angrily, he didn't want to break my face in front of outsiders, so he simply played with his mobile phone, unwilling to join our conversation. But Er Biao listened with relish, stared at me with straight eyes, and asked excitedly: "What about my sister-in-law now?" ”
I sighed, "It's broken." ”
Er Biao exclaimed: "What's wrong?" ”
I shook my head and said, "That girl is an amorous species, and then I met a man somewhere, not to mention that the family has to be like Peng Yuyan, and wants to break off the relationship with me." Alas...... Looking back, she said that the preserved eggs I made had the taste of first love, and that my blood drops were the most handsome thing in the world. It's a pity, it's a pity, the sweet words of the past, the oath of the mountains and the sea, are now worthless......"
Er Biao said sadly: "Alas, the cloud wants clothes, and the flowers want to look...... What all things in the world love most is beautiful clothes and appearance, but it is a pity that Brother Mo has been stabbing all his life, how can his heroism be comparable to my generation? But why is there a lack of the word "handsome", and the taste of dressing up is also a little low-key and simple, so although it is unreasonable for my sister-in-law to run away with someone, it is also expected. Brother Mo, is this singing and crying love broken off? Haven't you ever looked for your sister-in-law again? ”
I said: "Alas, later she was dumped by the pirated Peng Yuyan, and recalled the bits and pieces with me in sadness, and suddenly felt that she was young and ignorant, and she was such a good man as me." The heartache was like a hanging, and suddenly it was like a mourning examine, and the crying was called a dim, so he ran to a roadside stall to drink, and he was drunk like mud. Then I made a phone call to me, and I saw that it was pouring rain outside the window, so I said to her distressedly: Don't move, I'll go to you now. ”
Er Biao was moved to tears and asked me, "What about later?" ”
I said, "Then I put on the quilt and went to sleep." ”
Er Biao spurted out a mouthful of old blood more than three meters away, foaming at the mouth, and fell to the ground, if it wasn't for me and Pudding to help him choke the middle of the people in time, maybe this iron-clad man would have gone to see Marx. After Er Biao woke up, he was still unsatisfied, and he had to continue to listen to my story, but there was no wine on the table, and he still talked about a fart?
Er Biao's eyes rolled and said: "We are a top-secret organization, the rules and regulations are super strict, we promised Director Zhou that he would only drink three bottles in the end, if he continued to stay in the No. 2 restaurant to drink, he would definitely be disciplined if he was caught." Let's go, brothers, I'll go to the kitchen to steal a few bottles of burning knives, let's go to the lake in the back garden to drink, who do you love tonight, anyway, we have to get drunk and rest! ”
Since Er Biao is so gracious, I Mo Lao San naturally sacrificed his life to accompany the gentleman. So the three of them went into the kitchen like thieves, stole a few bottles of good wine, jumped out of the window, and took advantage of the darkness to go to the lake in the back garden. Not to mention, this unsolved mystery research institute is fucking big enough, I thought it was just that house, but I didn't expect it to be like this at all.
According to Er Biao, this manor is very large, and there are as many as 27 villas in the big villa we have seen, but the distance between the buildings is very long, and it doesn't look like a family. Not only that, but the Unsolved Mysteries Institute also has a huge underground facility, and if you really count it, the scale of this place is comparable to that of the Forbidden City, which is simply terrifying.
In Beijing in Layue, the cold can freeze people's waists. But although the weather was cold, it couldn't stop the enthusiasm of our Red Army in all aspects to join Yan'an. It's just a strong sense of wine, we don't care about 3721 at all, we came to the lake in the back garden and sat on the spot, opened a bottle of burning knife and poured a few sips, Er Biao didn't coax this dog day, drank half a bottle of Niulanshan Erguotou in one go, and urged me to continue to tell the story of running a preserved egg business in Xidan.
I was about to speak, but suddenly I saw a white shadow flash on the frozen lake, and when I looked closely, it was a person! I thought to myself, who has nothing to do in the middle of the night to go ice skating on the lake? Crazy, isn't this guy? So he hurriedly asked Er Biao to see who it was. Er Biao's eyes narrowed into a slit, and when he looked closely, he was startled. I only heard three words rustling out of my mouth: "Gu Nianxia!" ”