Chapter 75: Er Biao
At the appointed time, Pudding and I went to Restaurant No. 2 under the leadership of Uncle Yang. As soon as I entered the door, I saw that there were really roasted big kidneys and belly popping on the table, which seemed to be specially prepared for us by Zhou Boren, but compared to the exquisiteness of several other dishes, roasted big kidneys and belly popping on the table seemed a little abrupt, which was like a Zhao 4 standing in the middle of F4, although the dishes are all dishes, and the stars are all stars, but no matter how you look at it, it feels a little wrong, it doesn't seem to be a way.
As soon as we entered the door with our front feet, and before our buttocks could sit firmly, a stupid man followed by our back feet, who didn't know if he had eaten bee poop, and laughed when he saw me and Pudding. I thought to myself, what's going on? This guy isn't sick, is he?
I saw him wearing a set of dirt suits that could only be seen in the early 80s, which was what my second uncle wore when he got married, and it was obviously night now, but this guy also deliberately wore a pair of big toad glasses in order to look cooler. He is more than 1.9 meters tall, and he is like a Dapeng bird when he stands in the box, which is really called "covering the sky and covering the sun", he is much more abrupt than the roasted waist on the table among us, and with his dress of "going to the sea to do business", that appearance is particularly ridiculous and out of place. The key is that this guy is also very enthusiastic, he didn't know me and Pudding at all, but he ran over and gave each of us a big hug, and held our hands tightly, and said excitedly: "Welcome, new partner!" I'm Feng Debiao, everyone calls me Erbiao, hehehe. ”
Pudding and I couldn't help it, looking at his appearance, I burst out laughing, it turned out that he was Er Biao......
Before I saw the real person, I always thought that this Feng Debiao must be the one who was a social gangster, and when he opened his mouth and closed his mouth, he was my eldest brother, who was where he was back then, or he slapped you on the shoulder, and said "Don't say anything, brother, it's all in the wine, and your business will be my business in the future", and then drank it all, and after eating and drinking, he pulled you to KTV to sing the song "My good brother, you have something to say to me in your heart, and we will walk together for ......"
But I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, this Er Biao is not only not annoying, but so cute and generous, during the banquet I learned from Uncle Lao Yang's mouth, it turned out that Er Biao never left the Institute of Unsolved Mysteries after he was eight years old, and his understanding of the world was through the Internet and watching TV, and he never really saw it with his own eyes. But because I joined Pudding this time and brought a real piece of living dead jade, this made a significant progress in the investigation of this mysterious antiquity, so Zhou Boren decided to set up a task force, and selected Er Biao among dozens of internal members, so that he finally had the opportunity to go out and see the outside world, how could he not be happy, and how could he not be grateful to me and Pudding, the two "great benefactors".
I heard Uncle Lao Yang tell a lot of Erbiao's stories, in fact, he is also a poor man, he dresses up ridiculously because he likes to watch TV series, imitation is a fun in his usual life.
The five of us chatted while eating, chatting about each other's interesting things, and I learned during the conversation that Er Biao and Gu Nianxia were both orphans, and they grew up in the welfare home since they were children, because they both had extraordinary talents, so they were brought into the Institute of Unsolved Mysteries by Zhou Boren, and they have been carefully cultivated for 20 years. As the saying goes, "raising a soldier for a thousand days and using a soldier for a while", this time he was looking for the living dead jade, because of the danger, but he finally gave him the opportunity to show his face.
I asked curiously, "Er Biao, what kind of talent do you have that allows Mr. Zhou to train you for twenty years?" Show us a hand? I don't want you to do loss-making business, you show your hand, I'll drink three cups, okay? ”
Er Biao smiled, walked to me and Pudding, stretched out the little thumb of his left hand, and then said happily to the two of us: "Mr. Mo, Sister Pudding, you hold my little thumb." ”
Pudding said unhappily: "Erbiao, why do you call him Mr. Mo but call me Pudding Sister?" I'm a bully, right? ”
Er Biao honestly turned around his head and said, "Hey, hey, I just heard Mr. Mo call you like this, and I think it's cute, so I called along." If you don't like it, then I won't call it next time. ”
I interrupted the two: "It's okay, what's the name different, Erbiao, don't call me Mr. Mo in the future, it feels weird, we Chinese don't have this name, and people of the same age call me nicknames, so you will call me Mo Laosan in the future." Although I don't like this nickname either, at least it's not as awkward as Mr. Mo sounds. ”
After that, I followed Er Biao's words, stretched out a hand and held his little thumb. Pudding did the same, but she had nowhere to shake it, so she took my hand. Pudding and I didn't know what Er Biao wanted to do, but suddenly, I felt a light under my feet, and I took off at the same time as Pudding in front of everyone!
Then it rises and falls, and it falls and rises! These two biao actually used the two of us as barbells to play? I have more than 260 pounds of pudding and I combined! But I feel that in Er Biao's eyes, the two of us are lighter than foam, what the hell is this?
I exclaimed, "That's a lot of arm strength! ”
Uncle Lao Yang smiled and said: "When Er Biao was young, he was abducted by traffickers in Gansu, and he wanted to escape halfway, but he was caught by the other party and broke his hands. There are many mountains and forests in Gansu, and the trafficker took Er Biao through a mountain range, wanting to trade with the next family, but unexpectedly encountered a huge man-bear in the deep mountains and old forests! ”
When Uncle Lao Yang said this, he couldn't help but sigh: "It's strange, it's really strange." The man slap the trafficker to death, but instead of hurting the young Erbiao, he took him back to the cave and licked his crippled arm with his tongue to help him heal his wounds for more than three months. ”
Pudding said: "The bear has the most bacteria in his mouth, and the second biao's wound was licked by him, isn't it even worse?" ”
Uncle Lao Yang smiled: "Qi is here!" His severed hands, which had been licked by bears, were not only not infected, but gradually healed. Everything in this world cannot be explained simply by modern science, just like after a person breaks his hand, even if he recovers, the outcome is often different. For some people, when it rains on a cloudy day, the pain in the area where they have been injured is unbearable. Others, however, are not, but after a severed hand, they can give birth to a stronger skeleton. Since Er Biao's severed hand was healed by the saliva of the bear, it has gradually undergone an incredible change, and it has given birth to a rare bear arm! Its power has far exceeded the limits of human beings. The left hand he just played with you wasn't a big deal, but his right hand was really powerful! You'll get to know it in the future......"
Er Biao saw that everyone was praising him, so he turned around his head embarrassedly and said modestly: "After I was rescued by Daddy Bear in the mountain, I lived with it for three years, but Daddy Bear is old, and it is not easy to eat, and I have no wishes in my life, so I want to taste the beehive hanging on the cliff, but it is too bulky to climb up, so I haven't eaten it all my life. So I endured the pain and helped it get the hive down before it died, and after it finished eating, it went away peacefully. After Daddy Bear died, I went down the mountain. Then he was arrested for stealing, and then he was sent to a welfare home, and then he was selected by Mr. Zhou, so Mr. Zhou is my Bole, and I am very grateful to him. ”
I took a sip of wine and hurriedly praised: "This unsolved mystery is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in the research institute. Since Brother Er Biao is so strong, I don't know what Gu Nianxia is capable of? At this point, I suddenly woke up and said, "Huh? Having said that, we're almost done eating, so why hasn't Gu Nianxia come yet? ”
Uncle Lao Yang smiled and said: "Although the notice still needs to be notified, I think he should not come to this kind of occasion." He's withdrawn, and he's a little cold in the words of you young people, but when it comes to skills, hehehe...... That's not what Er Biao can compare. ”