Chapter 155: Telling Jokes (Part 1)

For these black-clothed people who bully the soft and afraid of the hard and obscene, Lin Ye was not polite to them, and pressed his head to the ground, and the black-clothed man had no choice but to spit out the medicine he had just spit out and lick it clean little by little.

"That's right! Now you three can play slowly in the room...... Shall I clean you up later......"

After tying the hands and feet of the three black-clothed people together, Lin Ye clapped his hands and wanted to go back to see how Fang Li was doing.

"Li...... Sister Li...... You...... Are you feeling better?"

Lin Ye was outside the door of the hot spring private room, and it took a long time to come back to his senses and ask awkwardly.

"Ah, Lin Ye, I'm much better!What about the three gangsters?" Fang Li hurriedly asked.

"Oooh...... Sister Li, I'm ...... I'm right outside the door, you...... Don't worry, those gangsters have already been tied up by me......!

Lin Ye still had absolute confidence in his ability, those gangsters were beaten up by him and tied up again, and it was difficult for them to break free and run away.

At this time, Fang Li, in the hot spring, remembered the set of yoga movements she had done before, which seemed to have the function of resolving such medicinal effects, so she couldn't help but practice yoga in the hot spring.

"It's good that the gangsters have been caught, Lin Ye, I'm practicing a set of yoga movements now, which will help me dissolve the ...... of this medicinal effect."

Fang Li was doing yoga movements while talking to Lin Ye.

"That's good, that's it. Sister Li, you won't be affected. This kind of yoga movement is really good, so if you do it more, the effect of the medicine will disappear......"

Lin Ye nodded, since Fang Li had her own method, naturally she didn't have to bother to help her find a way to solve it.

"Yes, but ...... It's boring! or ...... Lin Ye, can you talk to me?"

Fang Li smiled again, just across a wall, and said to Lin Ye.

"Ahh......h Sister Li, what do you want to hear?" Lin Ye said with some embarrassment, not knowing what to say.

"Just talk about it, of course...... If you can tell some jokes, or something, so much the better...... Do you tell jokes?...... Lin Ye," Fang Li said with a smile.

"Jokes? I know a few ...... It's cold!I don't know if you like to hear it, Sister Li......"

Lin Ye is actually still a positive and good boy with a great sense of humor, and he usually doesn't watch jokes less, but he has seen more jokes, but he can't remember them, and he only remembers so many classics.

Among them, there is a very classic Little White Rabbit series of cold jokes, each of which can really make people laugh like thunder! So, in this case, since Fang Li is bored and wants to listen to jokes, Lin Ye might as well say a few.

"I'd better listen to bad jokes...... Lin Ye, then tell me about it...... How cold is it! I'm laughing so high! See if you can make me laugh......"

Fang Li suddenly changed her expression and tone, as if she was welcoming Lin Ye's cold joke.

"Haha...... This joke, Sister Li, I can guarantee that you will definitely laugh after hearing it......"

Lin Ye hadn't told anyone a joke for a long time, especially a cold joke, so he deliberately coughed and cleared his throat, and then began to say: "This is a cold joke about a cute little white rabbit! Sister Li, you can listen carefully! One day, the little white rabbit was walking in the forest and met the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf grabbed the little white rabbit and beat it without saying a word, the little white rabbit asked "Why did you hit me?", the big bad wolf said while beating, "I told you not to wear a hat, I told you not to wear a hat." ”

"Ah? Lin Ye, why did this little white rabbit get beaten by the big bad wolf? Is it wrong not to wear a hat? Isn't the big bad wolf going to eat the little white rabbit? This joke of yours doesn't seem to be funny at all? Moreover, ...... It doesn't seem to be very logical!"

Fang Li listened to Lin Ye's cold joke about the little white rabbit, and snuggled her mouth, saying that it was not funny at all, and she also picked many mistakes in Lin Ye's jokes.

"Oh, Sister Li, I haven't finished my joke yet! You wait to keep listening...... It was just the first day......"

As if to express his unhappiness at being interrupted by Fang Li, Lin Ye cleared his throat again and pretended to be serious, "Now it's the next day, the little white rabbit is walking in the forest with a hat, and meets the big bad wolf again, the big bad wolf grabs the little white rabbit and beats it without saying a word, the little white rabbit asks, "Why do you still beat me when I wear a hat?" ”

"Huh, Lin Ye, it's even more strange this time! Why...... The first day was like that little white rabbit...... If you don't wear a hat, you're going to be beaten by the big bad wolf! And if you wear a hat today, you're still going to be beaten by the big bad wolf? It's not logical! It's still not funny at all......

Fang Li couldn't help but interrupt Lin Ye's joke again, and said all the questions in her heart.

"Sister Li, it's not a good habit for you to plan others to tell jokes like this......! I'm not done with this story yet, and the laughter will only come out at the end...... So, please stop questioning the joke of my sneer. I'll be out laughing when I'm done with this joke...... Definitely!"

After Lin Ye strongly expressed his dissatisfaction with being interrupted by Fang Li, he continued to tell jokes: "After being beaten, the little white rabbit, thinking about it, is not a way to go on like this, so he ran to the tiger king and complained, "The king, the king, the big bad wolf bullied me, he beat me when I wore a hat, and he beat me if I didn't wear a hat." ”

"Hee-hee...... This little white rabbit is quite smart! I know how to sue......

This time, Fang Li didn't plan Lin Ye, she just secretly thought about it in her heart.

And Lin Ye's cold joke story continued:

After listening to the cry of the little white rabbit, the tiger king said, "Got it, I will talk to the big bad wolf."

After the little white rabbit left, the tiger king called the big bad wolf "Why are you hitting the little white rabbit"

The big bad wolf "wants to hit him if he doesn't want to do anything"

Tiger King: "If you want to beat him, you have to find a better excuse, for example, if you ask him to find you a girl, and he finds a beautiful one, you say you want to be ugly." He came looking for an ugly one, and you said you wanted to be pretty. It's never too late to fight."

Big Bad Wolf "............"

(End of chapter)