I looked at the Allure of the Wuzi and the Crow Duet, it turned out that she was the one who dated a married man on a certain day in a certain year and month, and then dressed a little more coquettishly, and was discovered by the fairy on the cloud cliff, angry, cramping, if someone hadn't stopped her, she would have been scattered by the soul of the fairy. Thinking that back then, she was demoted to mortal dust, how many male fairies were in tears, so they almost pulled a banner and sent a wreath or something, I thought she was in a catastrophe, and there were not many days to live in mortal dust, but I never thought that now she has become the first beauty in the world, living a prosperous life, and by the way, she also pit her own enemies, she is really a winner in life, no, she is a winner in life, no, she is a winner in demon life.

After laughing, the demon winner Allure suddenly changed his face, particularly poignant and moving, she said: "Back then, my second brother and I were in love, I thought it was a good relationship, but I never thought that he was forced by his parents to marry the third princess of the East China Sea, I thought that we must be without fate in this life, but he found me and said that I was the only one in his life, and I was the love of his eternal life." ”

I secretly "bah", this scumbag, stepping on two boats, is really a good technique!

Allure continued: "I was wavering, I wanted to stay with my second brother for a long time, but I was also afraid of ...... Alas, I was very embarrassed at the time, so that day, I asked my second brother out and wanted to leave him completely, but I never thought that I would meet Yunya, a bastard, and he ......"

Speaking of which, Allure's silver teeth clenched, almost spitting out bloodshots, but fortunately, her teeth were not hard enough, leaving only a line of tooth marks on her lips, "Poor second brother in order to save me, scattered his whole body to cultivate, can only maintain his personal shape, later, although I visited famous doctors, but did not keep him, second brother, he, he ......" At this time, two lines of tears flowed from Allure's eyes, down the cheeks to the corners of the jaw, and then turned a corner and were directly wiped off by her.

She clenched her silver teeth again, her eyes were fierce and wanted to eat people, no, eat immortals, "Yunya, this old bastard is not the most obedient to the rules and precepts of heaven, the most hated to be entangled by women, and the most dignified and serious, declaring what the first virgin of heaven ......"

I reminded her in a whisper, "That's not what he claimed, it was judged by a hundred judges, and the authenticity needs to be verified......

Obviously, she ignored my reminder and continued: "Ha, I just want to break what he cares about the most, he is not the most ethical, father and son filial piety or something, I let him sleep with his father's wife......"

I carefully reminded her again: "It's a little wife." ”

Obviously, she ignored my reminder again and continued: "He is still most concerned about his reputation, claiming that he is not in a mess and is not close to women, so I let him sleep with his father's wife......"

I reminded her again: "It's a little wife." ”

This time, she finally heard it, and then glared at me fiercely, which made me tremble, after all, demons and demons, although the demons are in front, but in terms of level, I still look up to her, no, it is beyond reach.

She sneered a few times, "As long as this old bastard insists, I want him to break the vows one by one, and I want him to kill his father, betray his mother, and end up being spurned by everyone, and when he returns to his original position, he thinks of the life he has experienced in the world, hahaha, what do you say he will do?" What will be done! ”

After she finished speaking, the scene was very quiet for a while, and even the crows didn't make a sound, I coughed and was about to ask her a question, such as after the immortal on the cloud cliff returned to his original position, he remembered everything in the world, and just smiled? After all, he's already a jerk, what's wrong with being a little more cheeky? Also, even if the immortal on the cloud cliff is worse than death in the future, and his reputation is notorious, he can still give up on himself, raise a ten-room and twenty-room concubine, and hug him left and right, what can you do with him? And also......

Before I could assume playing, Donglin suddenly said, "I won't let you continue, you can stop." ”

"Stop? You dream! She suddenly took out something from her sleeve and threw it directly to Donglin, I fixed my eyes and saw it, sky blue, still flashing ghostly, and there was a row of small pins on the tail, which was really exquisitely done, and then I saw Donglin dodging to the right, that thing running to the right, Donglin dodging to the left, and that thing running to the left, it was like a sticky ball, and it couldn't be separated for a moment.

Allure laughed again: "Shangxian, I advise you not to hide, you can't hide, how good it would be to surrender directly, maybe I ......" Before she finished speaking, her eyes suddenly widened, full of disbelief, "Impossible, impossible to ......"

Donglin played with the blue ball, and then threw it casually, as if he was throwing away some garbage, which was very different from the embarrassed appearance just now.

"You, you actually used immortal magic in the palace of the world, and the rules of heaven have forbidden it, and you are still ......"

Looking at the disbelief on the face of the beautiful woman in Allure, I really want to remind her that not all immortals are immortals on the cloud cliff, not all the rules and precepts of heaven must be obeyed, not all immortals are as cheeky as Donglin, you have to know yourself and your opponent.

In terms of combat effectiveness, the beauty of Allure City is obviously not worthy of Donglin's fairy shoes, not my speculation, let alone my bragging, it is the beauty of Allure who admits defeat, "That's it, I planted it today, but Shangxian, can you keep him for a while, can you keep him in this life?" Sooner or later, you're leaving, and he still has fifty years left in his life......"

Donglin suddenly said: "According to legend, Nuwa's descendants can replenish the soul and shape people, and she is now in the heavenly court, if I guess correctly, his soul is in your hands, right?" ”

I heard this in a fog, which "he" is this "he"? And the beauty of Allure quickly understood, her eyes were full of ecstasy, "Shangxian, what do you mean......"

She didn't continue, but Donglin also understood, and then nodded, these two, one immortal and one demon, have an excellent tacit understanding, they only say half a sentence, and they are not afraid that which one will understand the meaning wrong, and finally make a misunderstanding.

I don't know what the Allure Beauty gave Donglin, she finally shouted "Second Brother" to the sky, I don't know what it means, Donglin turned her back to me from beginning to end, and when she left, she didn't greet me, and she was even more confused when she walked forward, and what was even more outrageous was that the Allure Beauty finally smiled and cheered for me, "Little sister, work harder, take down the immortals." ”

I was walking and thinking about the last words of the alluring beauty, Leng Buding bumped into something, touch it, well, it feels good, touch it again, hey, and the temperature? Touch it again, hey, who caught the hand?

Donglin said to me fiercely: "Little Lotus, if you dare to touch me again, I will chop off your hand!" ”

I thought about it for a while, and asked as if verifying: "Then immortal, can't I touch you when you kiss me?" ”

As soon as I finished saying this, I saw Donglin fly away with a "whoosh", not even a piece of clothing was left, I looked at the sky, and wanted to say: "Shangxian, please hug your thighs, otherwise, I can't fly up." ”

Later, after the immortal on the cloud cliff returned to the throne, he wrote a summary, for a whole month, there was not a word on the paper, and after another month, the immortal on the cloud cliff disappeared, and later, the scattered immortal in the world once met him, he was confused all day long, in addition to drinking is to buy wine, otherwise it is to grab wine, and after getting drunk, he has been chanting a name, Allure, Allure......

Sanxian wondered, who is Allure? Is it worth going to the immortals to fall here? Later, he searched all over the city for men called Allure, why didn't he find women? Nonsense, the immortal on the cloud cliff is famous for not being close to women, the first virgin in the heavenly court, find a woman for him, isn't that looking for death? It's just that this man called Allure is so hard to find? I searched for a whole month, but I only found one, and I was still a beggar, as for why the beggar was called Allure, people said, this is someone's stage name, can you manage it?

Sure enough, this is a very demanding beggar.

After returning to Shangqing Realm, Shangxian is very wrong, and he can't say the same, he is still the same as before, drinking tea, reading, writing, meeting friends, and dealing with some miscellaneous things, but he turned a blind eye to me, obviously I was in front of him, he could support the small carp across the two yards to pour water, obviously I was talking to him, he wanted Xiao Tao to be the second passer, obviously I was afraid that he would be cold, and warmly put clothes on him, he could look like a ghost, and then threw the clothes on the ground, and then jumped and ran away......

For this reason, I am worried, is this the sequelae of the last time I went down to earth? Is there a cure for this sequelae?

One day, I was sweeping the floor, and some melon seed skins appeared in the place I had just swept, and the damn carp spirit provoked me while swallowing melon seeds, and his attitude was extremely arrogant.

I dragged her to judge Donglin, who was playing chess with God. I told the carp essence of the crime in a conclusive way, including that she framed me for eating fish the day before yesterday, and then gnawed a hole in my lotus leaf, and continued to frame me for eating fish the day before yesterday, this time it is not a frame, but I didn't eat carp, but she couldn't help but say that she gnawed a hole in my lotus leaf again, and yesterday...... Today......

I talked for half an hour, the carp spirit kept opening her mouth, but I didn't find a chance to interject, and finally, I finished speaking, the carp spirit was in good spirits for a while, and wanted to start arguing, but before she could open her mouth, she heard Donglin say: "Tell me about all the little things, don't you see that I am doing business?" ”

I was stunned, what are you doing, Shangxian, aren't you just playing chess, is it a serious thing to play chess? Not really, at most a recreational activity. But what about my business, it's a big deal in the house fight, it's all framed, counterattack and reversal, a person who is not careful will die a demon, you say, which one is the right thing?

Anyway, Donglin is the master of Shangqing Realm, since the master has spoken, the carp spirit hurriedly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and walked away, and when he left, he also gave me a middle finger,!

I am very aggrieved, this time it was obviously the carp who picked on the matter, but in the end, she was let out of the whole body, without even a reprimand, and I, but I was careful, not a big pot, it is really unbearable!