I stood next to me angrily, and accused Donglin of injustice: "Shangxian, I wanted to say yesterday, you are really unfair to me these days, not to mention that I have been diligent and conscientious these days, you have not praised me, but turned a blind eye to me, and even let others pass on a word on the other side, these are just that, but as an immortal, you should not favor one over the other, and be unfair, today is obviously the fault of the carp essence, but you don't even say a word, just let her go, do you know, in the long run, She's going to bully me to death, but what about you? Finally, is this just a trivial matter? Immortal, you can't treat me like this just because you kissed me......"

As soon as I said this, I heard a coughing sound, and Donglin turned his back and coughed very badly. God's eyes were bright, he looked at me for a while, looked at Donglin for a while, and finally came to me and asked quietly: "You said that Donglin, this old guy, kissed you, how did you kiss you, how did you kiss it, how long did it last, where was the depth, how did you feel, and ......?"

Before God's thirst for knowledge was satisfied, he saw Donglin coming over violently, grabbed the back of his neck and threw him out of the door, and then closed the door with a "bang", leaving God lying on the crack of the door and begging bitterly: "Hey, Donglin, how can you treat an old friend like this, I will be sad and sad, I know you are thin-skinned, okay, I don't blame you, I just care about you, you want you to kiss a girl for so many years, I can't give you a check, and then support the tricks, After all, my experience in this area is still okay, Donglin ......"

Just as the gods were talking about two meals, I opened the door and said to the gods very sincerely, "God, the gods have gone to retreat, just when you say that he is thin-skinned......

Donglin's retreat is three months, during this period, the gods came ten times, each time he pulled me to chat about family life, pastries, tea, Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass or something, spread a table, I thought he was well-intentioned, but every time he led the topic to Donglin's body, and then asked me mysteriously how I was. What do you think? God, you're so idle!

Xiao Jiu has been here twice, the first time he came to ask me, what did his mother tell me? Then tell me not to care, just ignore it, and don't take it to heart. I said, Xiao Jiu, I didn't take it to heart, and I didn't care, but I can't take those words as a deaf ear, because your mother's words are a ten-level gale, and if you put it next to your ears, the consequences will be unimaginable......

Xiao Jiu was stunned, then looked at me deeply, and finally said, "Little Lotus, I will come again." I hurriedly said, "You better not come." He thought for a while, nodded and said, "Okay, I'm not coming, so where is it better for us to meet?" "Damn, you better come, I can't tell you anywhere else.

When Xiao Jiu came for the second time, he happily invited me to Qingqiu to celebrate his grandfather's birthday, saying that all immortals with status would go to the banquet. I thought about it and thought, all the immortals with status? Am I an immortal with status? How did I not know?

I politely rejected Xiao Jiu, saying that Shangxian was in retreat, and it was better for me to stay in Shangqing Realm to take care of it, after all, the master was still there, but the maid ran away, which was a bit unreasonable. At that time, Xiao Jiu's eyes widened, and he said very unexpectedly: "Donglin, when did Donglin go into retreat?" Why didn't you tell me? ”

I just wanted to answer, but Xiao Jiu then waved his hand and said very generously: "Okay, I forgive him, who let him finally retreat." ”

I opened my eyes wide, I don't understand, Second Highness, why do you want to forgive him, he doesn't need your forgiveness, what does it matter to you in retreat? You take yourself too seriously.

Then, Xiao Jiu studied with me the clothes I wore on his grandfather's birthday, the hairstyle I dressed, what kind of jewelry was better, pearl or jade ring, or glass...... I endured it and endured it, but still asked, "Second Highness, when did I promise to go?" ”

Xiao Jiu was very hurt: "Little Lotus, you want to reject me?" ”

I said, "Yes." ”

"I'll be sad," he said. ”

I said, "Hmm. ”

"I'm really going to be sad," he said. ”

I said, "Hmm. ”

Then, he tied me to Qingqiu, and said bitterly to the five flowers: "Little Lotus, I said that I would be sad." ”

Damn, Xiao Jiu, you're really sad enough!

With the idea of being at ease, I enjoyed the ten maids serving tea and pouring water, cloth and vegetables to add rice, as well as changing clothes and dressing, occasionally there are singing and dancing sessions, cultural and jewelry tasting sessions, touting sessions (well, the object is me, it's me, it's all me), the days can be described as smooth, and the life is very enjoyable, of course, the fly in the ointment is that I can't move around at will, I can't go to the garden, the front hall, the middle hall, the apse, as well as the hunting ground, the square and other places, because it is the place where Princess Guiyun is active, I have to avoid.

I saw that I could eat three catties of grapes, four catties of lychees, five catties of melons, and six bowls of rice a day...... Xiao Jiu was very worried, and he couldn't help but remind me that I should do it in moderation and don't spoil my body. I think he was right, so I wanted a bunch of hawthorn to strengthen the stomach and eliminate food, well, sure enough, the stomach was not bloated, the stomach was much more comfortable, and the appetite was better.

Xiao Jiu asked me to please his grandfather, I asked why, he said: "Little Lotus, here, all the subjects listen to my father, and my father listens to my mother, and my mother listens to my grandfather, do you think you should please my grandfather?" ”

I thought about it for a while, and felt that what he said was very right, but I now eat very well, live very well, there is really nothing to complain about, if there is anything missing, that is, there are a few more maids, change the way to dress me up every day, the bare hair style can be changed five a day, and there are all kinds of jewelry pendants, which really makes me a little tired......

Seeing that I was lazy, Xiao Jiu hated iron and said: "Little Lotus, you still think about whether you think about your future, if you don't work hard now, how will you live comfortably in the future, even if you have a conflict with your mother, you have grandfather's support, isn't it ......"

I wondered, what does this matter to me in the future? What's more, why should I have a conflict with Princess Guiyun? It's not that I'm looking for death.

However, for the sake of Xiao Jiu's good treatment of me, it was okay for me to help him please my grandfather, so I humbly asked him for advice on how to please me.

He said, "You're going to send a plate of fine citrus ......."

It's so simple, I didn't expect Xiao Jiu's grandfather to be the former old lord, he is so approachable, so easy to please, a plate of citrus is enough.

Then, Xiao Jiu continued: "You have to peel off the skin of this plate of citrus, pay attention, you can't use your hands when peeling, let alone any tools, you have to ...... carefully."

I wondered, how do you peel the citrus with all your heart? It's hard to cut out the heart first, think about it as an illustration of a horror story.

Xiao Jiu continued: "Then, you have to pick out the shreds of the citrus pulp little by little, at this time you have to use your eyes, and then, you have to get out the seeds in the pulp, and the flesh can't be destroyed a little." ”

I yawned and asked, "What is it used this time, heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys, eyes, ears, mouth, nose and tongue?" ”

Xiao Jiu glanced at me and said, "This time I use tools, tools that specialize in making seeds." ”

Well, it seems that Xiao Jiu's grandfather is not very difficult to serve, you think, if he likes to eat pomegranates, then he can hire a few more seeds.