"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep ......"

"I can't sleep."

"There are people with wood."

"It's all dead."

"It's too cold for this group."

Dream Do Not Disturb" guy you know, =_=. ”

Guy, you know:", or the girl is considerate. ”

Dream do not disturb: "Senior, you better go to bed early, the fetus needs enough sleep to grow up healthily." ”

You know, young man: ".... ”

"Girl, how old are you this year?"

Dream Do Not Disturb:", Don't you know that age is a girl's secret? ”

The reincarnation of the pit father: "In the middle of the night, what are you two lonely men and widows doing in the group? ”

Guy, you know: ", when will the big beauty send candy." ”

The reincarnation of the pit father: "You know, guy, you are looking for death?" ”

I was thinking, "Everyone, how is your Lord God's mission going?" ”

Dream do not disturb: "Tomorrow, I will go to enlist as a maid in the Eight Princes' Mansion." ”

Guy, you know: "Don't disturb dreams, girl, what's your main quest?" Is it convenient to reveal? ”

Dream Do Not Disturb: "You know, guy, guess?" ”

Young man, you know: "Don't disturb dreams, guess your sister?" ”

Dream Don't Disturb: "Guy, you know, I hate it, the Lun family ignores you." ”

The reincarnation of the pit father: "You know, young man, you are alone." ”

……

Step by step in the thrilling world, Beijing, East Street, summer house.

The night is getting deeper, the cicadas are poignant, the cold moon is hanging in the sky, and the stars are shining.

Xia Yu sat at the desk, supporting his chin, biting the tip of the brush at the corner of his mouth, staring at the night sky outside the window, "The main god mission of this pit father?" ”

Main Quest: Recruit Zhang Xiao into the main god space

Quest Item: A recruitment letter from the main god space

Reminder: Recruitment letters can only be successfully recruited if the other party is voluntary

Mission Success: 1000 Spirit Points

Mission Failed: Obliteration

Newbie Benefits:

1. Language packs

2. Mutual aid group of the Traverser Alliance

3. A plot of the thrilling world step by step

……

"Knock Knock ......"

"Girl, did you sleep?"

"I've stripped off and gone to bed, mother, is there anything wrong with you?"

"My mother just asked for a relationship, and from Mother Zhang of the Eight Princes' Mansion, I heard about the content of tomorrow's Eight Princes' Mansion maid recruitment exam."

"Open the door."

"Okay, I'll get dressed."

Xia Yu cleaned up the messy desktop, tidied up her hair, walked slowly to the door, and opened the latch of the door.

Xia Mu looked happy, holding four bound yellowed books in her hands.

Xia Mu strode to the desk and lined up the four books in her hand,、、、。

Xia Mu said with a smile: "Zhang's mother's son is in charge of the recruitment examination for the maids of the Eight Princes' Mansion this time, and Zhang's mother said that the content of the exam is in these four books. ”

Xia Yu nodded, "Mother, I know." ”

Xia Mu sighed, stared at Xia Yu, and said bitterly: "Girl, your father died early, leaving our mother and son to depend on each other. ”

When Xia Mu said this, she arched her hand towards the Eight Princes' Mansion in the east and said, "Fortunately, thanks to the benevolence of Babel, I am grateful for your father's hard work and gave me an errand to burn the fire in the kitchen of the Eight Princes' Mansion, so that I can pull you up." ”

Xia Mu took out a silver hairpin from the cuff with teary eyes, "You are already the 'year of the golden hairpin', my mother has no ability to buy you a golden hairpin, you can bring this silver hairpin, and go to win a good ranking tomorrow." ”

"Mother will give you a little more up and down, and give you the qualification to be a 'brocade' maid."

Xia Yu shook his head, "Mother, forget it, whether it is cloth clothes, green clothes, or brocade clothes, they are not all maids, so what's the difference?" ”

Xia Mu wiped the tears from her eyes, pointed her right index finger on Xia Yu's smooth forehead, and gently stroked Xia Yu's smooth face, "Silly child, you are still young, there are many things that you don't understand." ”

……

More than ten minutes later.

Xia Yu sent Xia Mu away and stared at the night sky alone, "Mother, how could I not understand your thoughts." ”

"In the last life I lived to be thirty-two years old, in this life I live to be twelve years old."

Lori's body has a young woman's heart.

Xia Yu glanced at 、、、 four books and smiled coldly, "It's ridiculous." ”

"Lord God, I want to upload 、、、 four books to the group information."

"Four books were detected, which had no substantive significance, no inclusion value, and no free upload service."

"qnmlgb......" Xia Yu frowned.

"Detecting that the trainee reincarnation is maliciously slandering the main god, the first warning."

Xia Yu took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, and explained, "Lord God, this is the best teaching material for the education of the way of suppleness for women. ”

"Similar works, the big database has been collected, and the work has no value for further collection."

"Uh." Xia Yu paused, "Lord God, then I will upload it myself, how many spiritual power points do I need?" ”

"It needs to consume 10m of Wanjietong flow, and the remaining flow is about 95m at present."

Xia Yu nodded, "Lord God, I want to upload these four materials." ”

……

Eight Princes' Mansion, backyard examination room.

Zhang Xing, the person in charge of presiding over the recruitment of maids in the Eight Princes' Mansion, glanced at dozens of twelve or thirteen-year-old girls, and said loudly: "In this exam, write silently, make a mistake, deduct one point, make a mistake, and be unqualified." ”

The corners of Xia Yu's mouth curled, picked up the brush on the side, spread out the rice paper, and began to write hard in front of the group materials.

"Despicability first...... Couple Second ...... Caution 3rd ...... The Fourth ...... of Women's Walk Concentrate on the fifth ...... Song from the sixth ...... Uncle and Sister Seventh ......"

……

Guy, you know: "Dream don't disturb, my sister has been learning 'three from four virtues' recently?" ”

Dream do not disturb: "Young man, you know, learn your sister's three from the four virtues, your whole family learns from the three from the four virtues."

The reincarnation of the pit father: "Dream don't disturb, that's too right."

I was thinking, "You know, young man, tell you to keep your mouth shut, but you don't listen, and now you're isolated."

Guy, you know: "Don't disturb your dreams, sister, my brother is wrong, you can forgive my brother."

The reincarnation of the pit father: "This kid still takes advantage of others, everyone don't bird him."

……

Eight Princes' Mansion, backyard.

Babel Fujin Marteroran looked at the ten newly selected maids, and said: "You can pass the assessment and write silently, you are all trouble-free people, and you need to be cautious in your words and deeds in the future."

"If you commit something that you shouldn't do, or take something you shouldn't take, don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless."

"Yes, slave and maid obey." All the maids bent their knees and said blessedly.

"Sister." A crisp shout broke the solemn atmosphere.

Marteruxi walked over with a smile, "Sister, what are you busy with?"

Ruolan showed doting eyes and said with a smile: "Ruoxi, how is the injury?"

"It's almost good, but I can't remember a lot of things."

Ruolan said with concern: "I'll notify the imperial doctor to rectify it for you."

Ruoxi shook her head and said, "No need, I'll just come out to breathe, the house is stuffy."

Ruolan smiled, glanced at the ten maids on the side, and said to Ruoxi: "Since you feel bored, pick a few more personal maids, chat, and relieve boredom."

Xia Yu was stunned when he heard this, Yu Guang glanced at Ruoxi, and doubted in his heart: "Is this Ruoxi, or Zhang Xiao"

Ruoxi looked at the ten maids, and the ten maids showed their expectations, hoping to be selected by Ruoxi, and there could be a powerful master, who would refuse

Ruoxi thought about it slightly, "I'll make a brain teaser, whoever can answer, I'll choose whoever is the personal maid."

Xia Yu frowned, and said silently in his heart: "Don't think about it, this product is definitely Zhang Xiao."

Ruoxi smiled: "Winter melon, watermelon, and pumpkin can be eaten, but no melon can be eaten."

……

Dream do not disturb: "Ask for help, winter melon, watermelon, pumpkin can be eaten, and what melon can't be eaten"

"Waiting online, it's urgent."

The reincarnation of the pit father: "Dream do not disturb, Pumpkin"

You know, guy: "Fool."

……

"Fool." Xia Yu spoke.

Ruoxi showed a strange look in her eyes, and muttered in her heart: "This kid is very powerful."

Ruoxi looked at Ruolan, "Sister, just her." ”

……

"Ding, there's a new good one coming online."

You know, guy: "The newcomer roars."

It's healthier to die: "Stupid."

……

Killing City World, Tokyo, a subway station.

Wang Yanshan stared at Genno Ji and Kato Katsu in front of him, took a deep breath, clenched his fists, and said silently in his heart: "Put it to death and live later."

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