You know guy: "I'm thinking, what are you doing, come out and chat with me."

"Are you still alive?"

"Is it dead?"

"Are you doing something shameful?"

……

Li Kaitai frowned, looking at the barrage that kept popping up in front of him, "Brush your sister's screen, are you very idle?"

"It's really idle."

Li Kaitai danced with his right hand, using the technique of "splitting tendons and bone-breaking hands" to skillfully twist off the limbs and necks of chickens and ducks.

casually responded: "You have traveled to that world"

"The world never ends."

Li Kaitai poured boiling hot water on the chickens and ducks and began to pluck their feathers.

Continue to ask, "What kind of world is that?"

"According to the plot introduction given by the main god, it's a science and technology world, but the main god's task is more cheating, and I need to collect the formula of nzt48."

"I'm a child of an ordinary working family, why should I fight against those big conglomerates"

"Before the crossing, didn't you learn martial arts?"

"Yes, but this is the era of thermal weapons."

"Planes, tanks, big Ivan."

"Uh."

Li Kaitai finished plucking the feathers of the chickens and ducks, cut the chickens and ducks piece by piece, put them on a plate, and handed them to Derek, "Is there anything else, Uncle Derek?" ”

Derek's face softened slightly: "You go wash the deck."

As a slave on the Black Pearl, Li Kaitai is always busy, and in the eyes of Captain Barceló, he has survival value.

"Why don't you talk again?"

Li Kaitai said curiously: "You are so leisurely, don't you have to prepare to complete the task of the main god?"

You know the guy sent a helpless expression, "Okay, tell you don't laugh, I'm still in my mother's womb."

"There are more than ten days before I can be born, so I am bored to talk to you."

"In the mother's womb, except for cultivating 'innate skills', I don't dare to move."

Li Kaitai wondered: "Are there only two of us in the group?"

"Plus the main god of the group, there are three, but the main god has always been a diving professional."

"I almost forgot to tell you, where are the group leaders and gods have two exchange options, soul sucking and skill exchange."

"By absorbing the soul, it can be transformed into spiritual power points."

"It takes 1,000 spiritual power points to exchange 1 year's power, and it should be noted that the power to be exchanged needs to be borne by the body."

A gleam flashed in Li Kaitai's eyes, and he said silently: "Can you get skill by killing someone?"

"Knock Knock ......" has a new reincarnation trainee reincarnation online.

You know guy: "The new kid comes out and roars."

The reincarnation of the pit father: "What are you doing?"

Li Kaitai quietly watched the conversation between the two.

"I'm in the never-ending world, you're in that world."

"I'm in Ip Man World."

Lee Kaitai also said: "I'm in the Pirates of the Caribbean world."

You know: "I've seen that movie."

"There's nothing special in your world"

"What is your mission?"

The reincarnation of the pit father: "Collect national arts."

You know the guy: "I feel that the national art is not necessary for the main god space where the development of martial arts is so prosperous?"

Li Kaitai sighed, "The fate of the two of you is much better than mine. ”

"To tell you the truth, I was fooled on the 'Black Pearl'" slave, what a tragic crossing. ”

"What a fart." The young man you know scolded: "The Lord God will only awaken our memories when we confirm that we have established ourselves in another world."

"From the moment you are self-aware, your surroundings are defined as safe, can you imagine what it feels like to be in your mother's womb, motionless, and black? If I hadn't trained in Dark Confinement, I would have gone insane. ”

The reincarnation of the pit father also complained, "I'm worse than you, and it's all tears when I talk about it." ”

You know: "Tell me about it. ”

I was thinking, "I can't think of a worse experience than being a slave." ”

The Reincarnation of the Pit Daddy: "Hey......"

You know guy: "You sigh, don't hang our appetite." ”

I'm thinking, "Contempt." ”

The reincarnation of the pit father: "Okay, it's not a big deal anyway, the main god has reincarnated me as a woman." ”

"Lord God, you play a mosaic, if you dare to do it, you must recognize it."

The main god: "Friendly reminder, maliciously damaging the image of the main god, will be kicked out of the 'Traverser Alliance Mutual Aid Group', the first warning, the second serious warning, and the third direct withdrawal from the group." ”

"Uh."

Alien Skylab.

Zhang Yi had just broken through to the tenth realm of cultivating the underworld, checked the reincarnation of the reincarnation of the heavens, glanced at the chat history of the "Traverser Alliance Mutual Aid Group", and frowned, "Taigu, can a man also be reincarnated as a woman?" ”

Taikoo: "According to Li Lin's reincarnation file, this did happen. ”

"Among the three thousand two hundred and thirty-six exotic worlds, only the Ip Man world has the same frequency reincarnation of the trainee reincarnation Li Lin."

Zhang Yi nodded: "Reincarnated at the same frequency, through the nature of reincarnation and rebirth?" ”

Zhang Yi paused: "Put Li Lin's file in the S-level file and analyze the mystery of deducing the soul reincarnation and transformation." ”

Zhang Yi didn't experience a chill, Zhang Yi didn't want to become a woman after being reincarnated in a foreign land, and he couldn't cross that threshold physically or psychologically.

……

You know the guy: "The reincarnation of the pit daddy, in fact, this is also a life experience." ”

The reincarnation of the pit father: You know the guy, experience your sister, your whole family will experience it. ”

I was thinking, "You know guy, just say less." ”

The reincarnation of the pit father: "You know the guy, it seems that you haven't been born yet, maybe you will experience it too." ”

You know the guy: "The reincarnation of the pit father, the expression ...... in a daze"

……

Ip Man World, Foshan.

A girl of about sixteen years old, with a slender figure, a delicate face, a convex and backward posture, has begun to emerge, like the three thousand green silk of a waterfall, hanging down to the waist.

The girl was dressed in a white riding suit, with a heroic look between her eyebrows, and a weighted iron block of about 30 kilograms, wrapped around her feet, arms, and back, trotting down the street.

In the early morning of winter, the market in Foshan is covered with a faint layer of hoarfrost, and there are hawkers one after another, hawkers on the street, and the young people who practice martial arts on Wuguan Street are also training hard.

The girl who ran in the morning passed through Wuguan Street, three thousand green silks, dancing and flying, crystal sweat, sliding down delicate cheeks, long time carrying weight morning running, the girl panted slightly, and the waves on her chest rose and fell slightly, forming a beautiful landscape.

"Huh... Ha..."The young people who practice martial arts on the side of the martial arts hall stared at the figure of the girl, and worked harder, what tiger boxing, mantis boxing, and Luohan boxing, playing tiger and tiger style, just to attract the attention of the girl.

"You are not allowed to look at anything."

Wu Idiot Lin held two red gift boxes in his right hand, stood outside the martial arts hall, and shouted loudly at the martial arts young people in the martial arts hall.

The young men who practiced martial arts showed an indignant expression on their faces, but what could they do, the famous flower already had a master.

Wu Idiot Lin turned to look at the girl, showed a smile, and said with a flattering face: "Li Lin, early in the morning, I came out for a run again." ”

Li Lin glanced at Wu Idiot Lin, sped up his speed, and ran forward.

The young men who practiced martial arts burst into laughter, "Martial Idiot Lin, 'sister-in-law' is angry, and she doesn't chase after her." ”

Wu Idiot Lin smiled awkwardly and hurriedly chased after him, "Li Lin, wait for me." ”

……

Lee House.

Three large tiled houses, surrounded by iron railings, planted with flowers and plants and a plane tree outside the courtyard, a cold wind blows, yellow leaves fly all over the sky.

Mother Li held a broom and swept the fallen leaves of the courtyard with a bang.

Li Lin wiped the sweat from his head and strode in with a cold face.

Mother Li glanced at Li Lin, and said bitterly: "After the year, you are going to get married, and the girls don't go out to show their faces, so it's not good for the in-laws to see it." ”

Li Lin was even more cold when he heard this, and without responding, he quickened his pace and walked towards his room.

"This kid." Mother Li frowned and shook her head.

"Auntie." A call from Hexi broke Li's mother's thoughts.

Mother Li followed the prestige, and saw Wu Idiot Lin standing outside the door with a gift box in his hand.

Mother Li leaned the broom in her hand next to the plane tree, a smile appeared on her face, and smiled at Wu Idiot Lin: "Xiao Lin is here, come in quickly." ”

Mother Li glanced at the gift box in Wu Idiot's right hand, and a smile appeared on her face, "You kid, come here, what kind of gifts do you bring?" ”

Wu Idiot Lin handed the red gift box in his hand to Mother Li, and said with a smile: "Auntie, I will give you an early greeting in advance." ”

Mother Li looked at the martial idiot Lin in front of her, and was even more satisfied when she heard the words, and said silently in her heart: "This child is really sensible, my family Lin'er, with him, will not hurt her." ”

Mother Li took the gift box and said politely: "Xiaolin, let's go in and have breakfast together." ”

Wu Idiot Lin nodded and followed Mother Li into the lobby. When he saw Father Li drinking gruel, he greeted, "Uncle." ”

Father Li saw the martial idiot Lin who came in, put down the dishes and chopsticks in his hand, stood up, and said with a smile: "Xiaolin is here, come, do it quickly, and have some breakfast together." ”

Wu Idiot Lin slowly walked to the table, "Uncle, aunt, you also come to eat together." ”

Father Li looked at Mother Li on the side and asked, "Where did Li Lin go?" Don't come out for breakfast yet. ”

Mother Li glanced at the martial arts idiot Lin next to her and explained, "This child has gone to change her clothes, and I will ask her to come out to eat." ”

Mother Li walked out slowly.

……

It didn't take long for Mother Li to walk out with an impatient Li Lin.

At this moment, Li Lin has changed out of her horse dress and makeup, wearing a plain one-piece long skirt, with a petite face and delicate facial features, as peculiar and dazzling as a mixed-race child; The delicate and fair skin is like goat's milk curd, like the transparent crystal-colored Xinjiang mare's milk grapes, so crystal clear that people can't bear to look at it, for fear that the gaze will be implemented and her face will be pierced with two holes.

Wu Idiot Lin was stunned.

Father Li glanced at the martial idiot Lin who was in a daze, "Ahem......"

Wu Idiot Lin came back to his senses, stared at Li Lin, took out a gold ring from his pocket, and said, "Lin'er, give it to you." ”

Li Lin's body couldn't stop trembling, and with a chill, he coldly glanced at the ring on Wu Idiot Lin's hand and ignored it.

"Bang." Father Li slapped the table and stared at Li Lin, "Li Lin, who are you showing with a straight face?" ”

"Xiaolin, this kid is sincere, are you so sloppy?"

Wu Idiot Lin hurriedly persuaded: "Uncle, don't be angry, Lin'er is joking with me?" ”

Wu Idiot Lin looked at Li Lin, his eyes showing expectation, "Lin'er, did you say yes?" ”

Li Lin looked at the majestic Father Li, glanced at the anxious Mother Li, looked at the martial idiot Lin with expectation in his eyes, and smiled: "Just kidding, why are you so nervous?" Eat, eat. ”

Father Li said coldly: "Can this kind of joke be made casually?" ”

Mother Li persuaded: "Okay, okay, if you don't eat again, the porridge will be cold." ”

Father Li looked at Li Lin, "Don't accept the ring yet." ”

A trace of helplessness flashed in Li Lin's eyes, and he took the ring from Wu Idiot Lin with a smile.

A smile of relief spread across Martial Idiot Lin's face.

……

The reincarnation of the pit father: "It's over, it's over, my parents are forced to get married, what should I do?" ”

Guy, you know: "The reincarnation of the pit father, smile, you're from it, right?" ”

I was thinking, "You know, guy, don't gloat. ”

"The reincarnation of the pit father, it is recommended to run away from home, the world is big, will there be no place for reincarnation."

……

Li Lin accompanied his parents to bid farewell to Wu Idiot Lin, walked into the "boudoir" silently alone, silently glanced at the familiar room, looked annoyed, sighed, and silently packed up.

Finally, Li Lin picked up a brush and wrote two farewell letters.

……

"Ding, there's a new member online."

You know, young man: "The newcomer comes out and roars." ”

Dream do not disturb: "Good to a senior, please take care of me." ”

The reincarnation of the pit father: "Is the person who comes a girl or a handsome pot." ”

Dream do not disturb: "A little girl, reincarnated in the thrilling world step by step, in which world are the predecessors reincarnated." ”

……