Donglin introduced me that this is the last god in heaven and earth, Kun.

I hurriedly stood up, wanting to make a big bow to him, God, rare breed, worship if you can, worship one day less.

Hearing my "bang" knock on his head, the god was very moved, and said to Donglin: "Sure enough, you trained it, you know how to count etiquette too well, come, don't kowtow, be careful to break your head." ”

He stretched out his hand to help me, but I had already stood up, only to see him stop there with his hands open, the scene was very embarrassing, in order to alleviate the embarrassment, I hurriedly bent down and stretched out my hand, shaking his hands from side to side, and said in my mouth: "God, don't be polite, just a small courtesy, not enough to worry about." ”

Maybe I shook too much, and the lotus leaf on my shoulder fanned over, only to hear two crisp "pop" sounds, and then the god covered his face violently, and then glared at me angrily.

Hey, God, you can't blame me, who let you enter the door when I didn't complete my evolution, it's all because you don't look at the yellow calendar when you go out, and you can't blame me for half a point.

After getting acquainted with God, I asked him what his last name was. He said he didn't have a surname, only a first name.

I'm surprised, as long as everyone has a surname and a name, like Gao Guang's family, Liu Duan's family and Li Li's family......

God replied, "Because I am not a man." ”

Oh, I forgot, he's not human, well, it's really not what people say so justifiably, only God.

Donglin came over and said that God was raised by the Holy Father, and he didn't know his parents, so it was natural that he didn't have a surname.

I asked him, why didn't the Father let God take his surname? He shook his head and said he didn't know, could it be that the Holy Father felt that his surname was not good, or that God did not deserve his surname at all, or that God was afraid that God would tarnish his surname......

Donglin didn't finish his assumptions, he was beaten by God, who made him have no morals, he really deserved it!

I thought for a moment and said, "Maybe the Father didn't give him his own surname because he was hiding his true identity as God." ”

The two of them looked at me in surprise and asked in unison, "Why?" ”

I proudly analyzed the two of them: "The identity of God must be extremely secret, for example, God may be the illegitimate son of the Holy Father, and the Holy Father wants to cover up and not give God his own surname in order to avoid suspicion......

Before I finished my hypothesis, I was beaten by both of them, alas, the truth is often in the hands of a few, and the person who holds the truth must be lonely, I am lonely, so I am the holder of the truth.

Later, Donglin wanted to give me a name and asked me to choose one between Primary One and Little Jiu, I was very angry, saying that I was also a flower, why should I call the name of a dog.

Donglin asked me what I wanted to be called, I thought about it and said, "I think Xuanyuan Mengying is good, Ouyang Yue'er, Shangguan Zhilan is also okay, otherwise there is Murong Qiushui ......"

Before I could finish speaking, Donglin ran to the side and vomited, and my name was gone.

Ever since I took shape, Donglin has given me the status of a maid, and in order to make me justified and not be chewed by other maids, he assigned me the work of the study, such as grinding ink, sorting books, and wiping the table.

The first time I grind ink I think is very interesting, turn left three times, turn right three times, and then add water, and finally I hold the results to Donglin to invite credit, he looked at it and felt that it was okay, so full of pen and ink, wrote the first big word of the day, after writing, we both felt very satisfied, so Donglin said let me grind ink full-time in the future, because I am very talented.

That day, Long Jun from the East China Sea came to visit the door, and when he saw the words written by Donglin, he wanted to say something, but he didn't say anything. Then, every god monarch who came to the door wanted to say something to Donglin's words, but they didn't say anything. Until a boy from Heavenly Court came over and saw the words written by Donglin, he was shocked and shouted: "Shangxian, why do you write every word upside down, is this the popular way to write recently?" ”

Donglin was also surprised, this is obviously a normal word, how can it be said upside down?

Later, he realized that everyone saw that the words he wrote were different, some people saw that he was missing arms and legs, some people saw that it was crooked, some people saw that it was a dog crawling, some people saw a pig arch, some people saw a snake lying on his stomach, and there was a little boy like this, what he saw was upside down, which made Donglin very angry, and his name of the first calligraphy in the heavenly court was ruined like this, it was completely ruined!

Of course, there is a reason for this, there is no other reason, when I was grinding ink, I added a lot of water, so I put some medicinal powder, used for coagulation, and later learned that the medicinal powder was newly developed by Donglin, with a strong hallucinogenic effect, can reverse yin and yang, can be reversed. It's just that he didn't expect that the first experimenter of this medicinal powder was his calligraphy, alas, no wonder others, who let him often hold the name of his first calligraphy in the heavenly court, yes, he was retributed......

At this point, Donglin no longer dared to let me grind ink.

Then, the study often has this conversation:

"Little Lotus, bring me my scriptures. Little Lotus, I'll let you take the scriptures, not the three-character scriptures......"

"Little Lotus, bring the Nine Palaces algorithm." "Immortal, where is that book? How can I not find it? "On the far left of the first square." "Little Lotus, I said on the far left of the first square!" "Shangxian, I really took it from the far left of the first grid." "Oh my God, little lotus, in what order did you put the books?" "Shangxian, I put the thick ones below, the thin ones on the top, and the ones that are not thick or thin in the middle, you see, how clear and clear it is." "Little Lotus, you stupid, I spent a month sorting it out, and it was ruined by you like this, you get out, get out of it until I can't see it......"

At this point, Donglin no longer dared to let me organize his books.

In the end, I was left with only the work of wiping the table and sweeping the floor, and he often found fault with my desk for not being clean, there was water everywhere, and the dust was flying, and no one could be seen within a mile......

Whenever I hold a broom, I miss my days in the water, alas, who said that the transformation is the evolution of a plant, I think it is a tribulation, after all, life is a kind of practice, since it is a practice, it must be accompanied by labor pains, hey, how did I become so cultured, it is really a cultured lotus.

The days passed like flowing water, and one day, I suddenly saw a familiar figure, dressed in purple, with a folding fan in a bag, not Xiao Jiu.

I hurriedly ran over to greet him, but he ignored me, looking around with his eyes open, I waved my hands at him, trying to get his attention, but he pushed me with a wave of his arm, and said with disgust: "You look so ordinary and want to seduce me, who gave you the confidence to make you so narcissistic?" ”

Phew, who gave you the narcissism that made you so confident that I seduced you? Is there a broom in one hand and a rag in the other hand that seduces you with dust on your face?

Suddenly, he quickly ran past me and grabbed Donglin, who had just entered the door: "Where's my little lotus?" Where did you get it? ”

Donglin quietly snorted at me, Xiao Jiuyi was stunned, and looked in my direction in a daze, I smiled at him, His Royal Highness Xiao Jiuer, don't come to harm? Little Lotus is here, hey, why did he run over?

I saw him run past me again quickly, all the way to the pond in front of me, leaning down against my body, and then the earth shook and the mountains shook: "Little Lotus, I have come to see you." ”

Donglin and I crossed our arms and moved over to listen to him talking to a plant, "Little Lotus, I have been away for so long, have you missed me, you must have missed me, I'm embarrassed to say right?" You don't know, I'm about to suffocate to death in Qingqiu these days, my mother asks me to deal with Qingqiu's political affairs every day, saying that I want to share my worries for my father, but those political affairs are too annoying, what the tiger spirit of the owner robbed the elixir of the cat demon of the west family, what the second cousin of the fox seduced the emperor of the world again, what the land next to Qingqiu was polluted by a mine, what god monarch has been upgraded again, and I want to give gifts to congratulate...... These are annoying enough, but there is also my eldest brother, who comes to chat with me every time, I think we have a deep brotherly relationship, but people tell my father what I said in a blink of an eye, and then my father will train me again, alas, little lotus, you say, why are you so tired of being a fairy? Hey, little lotus, why don't you speak? ”

Watching him shake my body frantically, I couldn't help but remind him: "Second Highness, don't shake it, be careful to shake your head off." ”