Chapter 5
He finally put down his hand and stared at Donglin with red eyes: "What happened to your little lotus, why didn't she speak?" ”
Donglin gave him a roll of his eyes, and Shi Shiran entered the house, leaving him and me and my body.
Seeing his anxious appearance, I couldn't bear it, so I pulled his sleeve, ready to tell him that I had transformed into a form, this body is a dead thing, even if you shake its neck, it won't speak, but before I could speak, Xiao Jiu exploded, pushed me again, and shouted: "What's the matter with you maid, I said don't let you seduce me, why are you still so self-conscious?" ”
Damn, this mouth is broken! I kicked him angrily and went inside.
He followed behind and yelled at me: "Don't you want to rely on this method to attract my attention, tell you, this trick has been used by others, and it doesn't work for the master, hum!" ”
This narcissistic thing is really the pinnacle.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw Donglin asking me with a dark face, "You sorted out this bookcase?" ”
I looked at the neat bookcase, and then at Donglin's face, hesitating between asking for merit and asking for merit and being slapped in the face, am I telling the truth or not telling the truth? If you tell the truth, looking at Donglin's face, I spent my effort to sort out the bookcase, not only was it useless, but I might have also done it, maybe the training would be light. If I don't tell the truth, then my hard work will not be in vain, and I have sorted it so carefully that I even clip the bookmarks just right, if this credit does not fall on my head, won't it make me depressed for many days?
Seeing that I hesitated, Donglin slapped the bookcase suddenly, "Where did you put the top piece of paper?" ”
I saw that he was anxious, and quickly replied truthfully: "The little boy next door wants to make alchemy, and I used it for him to start a fire, you said that neighbors should help each other and love each other, just a piece of paper......"
Before I finished speaking, I was interrupted by Donglin angrily: "You, you go and get me back, do you know, that piece of paper is my newly developed spell, it is extremely powerful, it explodes when it encounters fire, and the power is comparable to ......"
Before Donglin finished speaking, he heard a "boom" next door, and then a mushroom cloud rose above, and below was a ghost crying wolf, which bastard blew up my Dan furnace, oops, my Dan furnace, my house, my legs......
Donglin was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly waved his hand at me: "Quick, close the door, just say I'm in retreat, and no one will see me!" ”
I just wanted to ask why, but I immediately reacted again, Donglin was afraid that the real person next door would come to the door to ask the teacher, so he started first and closed himself up, this trick is high, it is really high!
I ran over to close the door, and saw Xiao Jiu looking at the mushroom cloud next door with Erlang's legs crossed, looking gloating, so I asked him: "Second Highness, can you go?" We're going to retreat. ”
He couldn't help but roll his eyes to the sky and muttered, "Retreat? He retreats dozens of times a year, each time for a day or two, you close the door, leave me alone. ”
Well, since you know our family immortals so well, I really can't help you if you don't share the hardships!
I closed the door and walked back, and before I entered the courtyard, I heard Donglin shouting in the house: "Little Lotus, where is my purple wolf pen?" ”
I don't know where it went, anyway, I won't tell you to lend it to the Ninghua Fairy who loves you, but the Ninghua Fairy gave me the immortal grass to improve my cultivation, I can't be ungrateful.
"Little Lotus?" Xiao Jiuyi grabbed me and looked me up and down in disbelief, "Are you Little Lotus?" ”
"It's not." I shook him off, picked up the broom, and got to work.
"Scared the hell out of me." He patted his chest, "I'll just say how can my little lotus be so ugly after it transforms......
Depend on! I lifted the broom and swept it over him, and said as I swept, "Second Highness, you let ......."
He was slapped with a broom in the cold, and just as he was about to get angry, he heard Donglin say: "Xiao Jiu, Second Highness, why haven't you left yet?" ”
He immediately turned his gun and shouted at Dong Lin, "Why should I go? You haven't given me back my little lotus yet! ”
Donglin immediately asked me: "Little Lotus, will you go with him?" ”
"No." I answered in no uncertain terms. Nonsense, I'm going crazy with this narcissist? I'm not a nymphomaniac, why?
"Look." Donglin Chaoxiao Jiuyi stretched out his hands, "She won't go with you." ”
Xiao Jiu circled around me suspiciously three or four times, and then looked me up and down suspiciously several times, and finally suddenly hugged me happily and shouted happily: "Little Lotus, you have finally transformed into a shape, it's so good, it's so good!" ”
I was dizzy from him, and I felt seasick, and I couldn't help but spit on his sleeve when he turned to the third lap.
He didn't care about me, and he looked ecstatic, which made me very puzzled, so I asked him: "Didn't you still think I was ugly just now, why now?" ”
He waved his hand indifferently, "Little Lotus, I was exaggerating just now, in fact, you are not ugly, you are just ordinary, in other words, you are not outstanding, not beautiful, not beautiful, but really not ugly, really, I swear!" ”
Depend on!
Since Xiao Jiu and I met, he has been in Shangqing Realm and has not left, and his most common posture every day is to hold a teacup in one hand and hold a chess piece in the other, either sitting or lying, and there are always a few palaces around him. That said, Second Highness, are you thirsty? There are always urging, Second Highness, the princess has urged several times, when will you leave?
Donglin couldn't look at it, and said to him: "I heard that the queen of heaven has ordered you a family and promised you the most beloved sixth princess, why don't you go and take a look, and by the way, please the future mother-in-law?" ”
Xiao Jiu spit out a grape seed and said vaguely: "Don't go, I'm not interested." ”
Donglin persuaded him: "Interest in this thing is everywhere, I heard that although the sixth princess is a little more domineering, but the appearance and the queen have eight images, it is estimated that it will be Wangfu's life in the future, you don't want it to be a pity, besides, the sixth princess's marriage is the most, and you have a ......lot of face on the day you get married."
Xiao Jiu spit out another grape seed, "I don't like her again, no matter how prosperous she is, it's useless." ”
I chimed in, "I don't like the Sixth Princess either. ”
Donglin glanced at me, I understood what he meant, what are you doing here, what should you do.
Xiao Jiu became interested, straightened up and asked me, "Little Lotus, why don't you like her?" ”
I said, "One day I met her, she said I despised her, told me to kneel and wait for her to come back, and then she never came back, I knelt on the road for three hours, and the fairy who came and went thought I was in the way, and I was very depressed when I thought about it, do you say she deliberately didn't come back or forgot?" ”
After hearing this, the two of them looked serious, staring at me for a long time, for a long time, Donglin spoke first: "Is it the day you came back late?" ”
I nodded, "When I came back late that day, you scolded me for being lazy and slippery, and let me run around the courtyard of Shangqingjing three times. ”
Before Donglin could say anything, Xiao Jiu sighed, "Little Lotus, come back to Qingqiu with me, this is simply Heavenly Court Purgatory......"
Donglin kicked him fiercely: "Heavenly Court Purgatory, you are still happy, get out!" ”
Xiao Jiu was very nimble to avoid that kick, but the grapes in his hand suffered, and they all fell on his face.
Donglin asked me, "Why did she say you despised her, but what did you do?" ”
I thought about it for a while and said, "How can I despise her, she is more beautiful than me, higher than me, stronger than my cultivation, and more like male gods than me, I want to despise her, but I can't despise her." ”
Donglin sighed, "Forget it, she has always been domineering, and she is liked by the queen of heaven, you will be far away from her in the future, if she bullies you, you will tell me......"
I was overjoyed, "Shangxian, are you going to make the decision for me?" ”
He said, "No, you tell me, I'll remember it for you, as long as you are so lazy and don't want to cultivate, I'll take it out and make you angry......
Depend on!