Cohabitation Scene 6:

One day, we were watching TV and there was a news story about a series of car accidents, killing and injuring five people, and six cars, one Audi and one Volvo, with an electric tricycle in between.

I was very embarrassed after watching it, this is the evil result of not obeying the traffic rules, how sad their relatives should be.

Da Hei is also very embarrassed, it is a pity that so much food is wasted.

I looked for a long time before I realized, for Da Hei, people are two-legged sheep that can be eaten, referred to as food.

I said, everyone eats vegetarian at night, one roasted sweet potato per person.

Da Hei just wanted to protest, and I continued, Da Hei's share is not.

Dahei knew that he had offended me, so he apologized in a low voice, without any principles at all.

Jack said at this time, this place is very evil, several pregnant women died here last month, it is not that there is no peace after death to find a replacement for the dead ghost.

I have chills all over my body, and I remember to take a detour when I go out in the future, even if there is a big thing, I will not set foot in this place.

Lao Sun comforted me, even if you want to find a stand-in, you are safe.

I asked why?

He said, even the monsters are afraid of you, and the ghosts can help you.

I said angrily that in the future, I must pay the rent every month, and I must draw the number before using water.

Lao Sun immediately succumbed to my obscenity and handed me the remote control.

Da Hei is very disdainful, Lao Sun, are you not even afraid of demons and monsters, but you are still afraid of her?

Lao Sun whispered that she was more terrible than demons and monsters.

This man and demon actually slandered me under my nose, so I cut off their rations for half a day.

Coincidentally, there is really a big thing that must pass through that land of right and wrong, and it is a person, it is the season when the moon is dark, windy, and rainy.

I wanted to take a ride, but the car was going around me.

I wanted to wait for a bus, but the bus drivers went on strike en masse, and I couldn't see a single bus for a long time.

I tried to make a call to pick me up, but the phone was out of battery.

I wanted to leave this place of right and wrong, but I fell into the ghost wall.

I think...... But......

I finally thought, naïve is really going to kill me!

I watched a terrifying suffocating ghost float by, and fainted.

When I woke up, I was shocked to see where I was.

Rest assured, not in the hospital, not at home, not in a stranger's villa. The romance novel routine didn't work for me.

I was in the middle of the road in the clearing, and the big cars around me were whizzing past me, and none of them hit the brakes.

At this moment, a terrible thing happened, if it really happened, then the next day's news, I was the protagonist, the reporter lost the wheel, why?

A big truck came at me, not fast, but in the wrong position, the wheels were facing my face, I could run, because my legs were very sensitive, but a powerful pot lid covered me, I couldn't move, even if I shouted for help, no one could hear me.

My last thought was, Jack, there's paper in the kitchen fridge, remember to burn it to me.

When I woke up again, I heard a group of people arguing, and the central idea seemed to be surrounding me.

Jack said, if you dare to touch her, I will make your soul fly.

Da Hei said, if you dare to touch her, I will let Lao Sun accept you.

Lao Sun said, if you dare to touch her, I will let you raise me.

Lao Sun, this big bastard!

Then there was a sinister voice telling me to let her go, I can't do it unless you take your ass off my face.

The female ghost is very ugly, so ugly that the shemale doesn't dare to look at her, so she has to face her with her ass.

Later, I learned that the female ghost is not looking for a stand-in, but simply wants to harm people, in short, it is to take revenge on society.

Last month, she had two cars collide, last month she had several 120 cars transporting pregnant women collide, this month she had cars collide in a series of collisions, and I, who was her test subject, to see if she had the ability to kill people directly.

Luckily, she wasn't very skilled in her business, and the driver of the big truck had cataracts, which she cleverly avoided the moment she hit me.

While discussing what to do with the female ghost, the three of them had a disagreement.

Jack said, I'm going to take a thunderbolt and slash her.

Da Hei said, I'm going to dip her in sauce and eat it little by little.

Lao Sun said, I want to surpass her, Amitabha.

Lao Sun, is it appropriate for you to be a Taoist priest who often recites the Buddha's name?

Just when the three of them were arguing in full swing, the female ghost spoke.

If you can fulfill my wishes, I will no longer harm anyone.

Jack and Da Hei said in unison, "Phew, it's my business if you hurt anyone or not!"

Only Lao Sun asked very kindly, what are your unfulfilled wishes?

It turned out that the female ghost had a stepmother who treated her very badly and abused her in all aspects, from material to spiritual, causing her to be in a trance and die under the rolling wheels.

Her wish is simple, take her stepmother with her, and then run arm in arm to the next world.

I said, Jack, hack her, and no one is allowed to stop her.

Jack looked at the sky and said, there was no thunder today, and the conditions were not met.

Damn, after talking for a long time, it turns out that you are bragging.

I said, Da Hei, eat her, I'll take care of your rock candy elbow for three months.

Da Hei bared his teeth, sister, my sense of taste has been very bad recently, the doctor said that I will be a vegetarian in the near future, this female ghost is really unblessed.

Damn, it turns out that you are bragging too.

No one can count on it, I can only suffer this dumb loss.

After returning home, Lao Sun was so busy that he didn't even have time to go home.

I asked Da Hei, what is Lao Sun busy with?

Da Hei said, help the female ghost to overdo it.

I was shocked, did he really want to end the female ghost's stepmother? That's a living human life, and besides, in modern society, murder is a crime.

Jack interjected, in ancient times, murder was also a crime.

I gave him a blank look and asked Dahei, why is Lao Sun so thoughtful to female ghosts, is it because he has taken a fancy to others.

Da Hei took a breath of cold air, Qin Xiaomei, don't tease him like this in front of Lao Sun, what he is most afraid of is the chaotic relationship between men and women, he was ...... back then

Before I finished speaking, I heard a roar from the old grandson outside the door, Da Hei, I, fuck, you eight-generation ancestor!

Although Lao Sun looks disgusting, he hasn't said anything disgusting, and now his mouth is dirty, which really scares me.

When Lao Sun entered the door, Da Hei automatically hid.

Lao Sun has been bargaining with female ghosts for the past few days.

The female ghost said, I want her to die, and if she doesn't die, I'll let others die.

Lao Sun said, you can't be so extreme, you have to cherish your own life, but also cherish the lives of others, although others are sorry for you, it may be that you owe her in your previous life, and you have to pay off the debt in this life, so, don't be so extreme, you must be full of love in your heart, love can generate electricity, love can illuminate, love can make people's hearts come true......

The female ghost finally couldn't bear it anymore and said, I'll do whatever you say, please don't babble in front of me, my head is about to explode.

In the end, the two of them reached an agreement, and the female ghost's stepmother came to kowtow and apologize, and the female ghost kept to herself from then on.

I said, Lao Sun, why do you believe her words so much, is it possible that the ghost world should also establish a harmonious society and begin to pay attention to personal reputation.

Lao Sun said, Qin Xiaomei, don't treat others with your own heart, not all people may have the same behavior as you.

I threw Lao Sun out along with his rags.

Lao Sun said aggrievedly, Qin Xiaomei, you don't talk about credit, you obviously said that you want me to live in vain.

I said, I said that I would let you live, you go to find Mingming.

Lao Sun's status plummeted in my family, and Da Hei began to turn over as a serf and sing.

In those days, I was busy going on a business trip, and when I got home, there was no mess at home, and Da Hei didn't dismantle my refrigerator.

Later, I knew the reason, Lao Sun was in a very bad mood these days, and he had to lose his temper from time to time, and Da Hei and Jack didn't want to set themselves on fire, so they hid outside for several days.

I asked Lao Sun why he lost his temper.

Da Hei said that it wasn't the female ghost of that day who made trouble.

It turned out that Lao Sun went to find the female ghost's stepmother, but before he could open his mouth, someone blasted him out, not to mention asking her to kowtow and apologize, it was difficult to let her open the door.

I asked why I wanted to blast my grandson out.

Lao Sun said aggrievedly, it's not that she judges people by their appearance, thinking that I am a god of rivers and lakes.

I was surprised to say that the stepmother of the female ghost had such a sharp eye.

Anyway, things are irreparable, and the female ghost is about to start killing again.

I said, Lao Sun, I have always been puzzled by something, and I want to ask you shamelessly, why didn't you accept that female ghost, aren't you a disciple of Maoshan Gate?

Lao Sun said, I took her, you keep it?

Thinking of all the things that Da Hei did, I immediately admired Lao Sun's foresight.

The four of us stinkers have finally come up with a solution.