I said, Lao Sun, Da Hei is still a child, I don't have the same knowledge as him, you must at least understand something and pay some food expenses.

Lao Sun is very righteous, although we live in vain, but we will never eat and drink in vain, and the food fee will definitely be paid.

I asked, what about the money?

He said that the money was on credit first, and when there was money, he would settle the bill.

Jack and I finally got these two things out and changed the big locks by the way.

Lao Sun shouted outside the door, Qin Xiaomei, you are not fair, why do you take in a monster and pity a person?

I said, I'm willing.

He was silent.

There are two less goods at home, and it is much more peaceful, at least the toilet will not be blocked for no reason, the sofa will not be on fire for no reason, and the chicken legs in the kitchen will not be less for no reason.

However, I felt that something was wrong, that I had put some things in one place, and when I looked for them again, there was often not what I was looking for in that position, and the next time, the location of those things was often unexpected.

For example, a toilet brush from the toilet will appear in the refrigerator in the kitchen, a bowl with no brushes in the kitchen will appear in the washing machine on the balcony, the socks under my feet will appear in the kettle of boiling water, and the tea leaves in the living room often smell of laundry detergent.

I asked Jack what was going on, if you were playing a prank.

He glanced at me, the house was just haunted, what was the fuss.

I was so frightened that I hurriedly went out to find the ghost hunter, and Sun Laodao was waiting at the door, and there was a big black squatting on the side.

He smiled at me, Qin Xiaomei, what are you doing?

I always felt bad in this smile.

However, no matter how he is regarded as a closed disciple of Maoshan, even if it is a fake, it should be a high imitation, at least he will not run away when he sees a ghost.

Sure enough, since Sun Laodao moved in again, the things in the house have never grown legs by themselves.

I was relieved, so I had to resign myself to serving them to eat and drink.

Fortunately, they know how to be grateful and often help me with some housework, such as on the ground I have mopped, there will be no more melon seed shells, on the wallpaper I have changed, there will be no more big black to visit here, and when I want to watch TV series, I don't have to hide the remote control.

However, I learned that the last haunting incident was caused by Sun Laodao, so I invited him and Da Hei out of the house for the second time.

This time, they were still playful and didn't play the same trick to scare me.

It's just that my neighbors have suffered.

In the past, no matter day or night, the community was circulating the most dazzling national style, the aunts and uncles of the square dance were full of interest, as well as walking the dog, walking the children, a piece of laughter, a piece of harmony.

However, one day, I suddenly found that the square dance aunts in the community were gone, and the dogs, birds, and children were gone, and the patrolling police were replaced one after another.

I asked the neighbor on the other side what was wrong.

He yawned and said it was haunted.

I saw that the dark circles under his eyes were about to fall to the ground, and the muscles of the past were eclipsed, which showed that this ghost was not light.

In the past, people in the community would greet each other and say, "Morning, have you eaten?"

Now it's all changed, morning, is your house haunted?

When the whole community was haunted, the peace of my house was particularly different, so Aunt Sun above asked, Xiao Qin, is your house really not haunted?

It's like I can't stand them if I don't have a ghost.

After I told Aunt Sun, Aunt Liu next door came to ask again, then Uncle Sun, Liu Xiaomei, and finally even the people in the next building came to join in the fun, and my house was full of people for a while.

I closed my door and never received this group of visitors again.

However, in the evening, I pushed the door and was terrified.

Extending from the door of my house to the downstairs floor, there are flooring figures everywhere, all of them are dragging their families, and some of them are also greeting me, Qin Momo, are you still free at home, we are good at laying floors.

I was going crazy and asked Jack what was wrong.

Jack said calmly, open all the windows in the house, and I will use it as a door in the future.

At this time, Sun Laodao and Da Hei appeared hand in hand, and as soon as they met, Da Hei gave a meeting gift, a cage of rabbits, all of which burst their blood vessels and died.

Lao Sun made a move, the ghosts in the community were withdrawn, and the shops in front of my house disappeared, and I couldn't cry or laugh angrily.

These two goods are set up in my house, but fortunately they usually take over some business, although it is not enough to stuff their teeth.

Since the advent of Da Hei, the average amount of estrogen in our community has increased by several percentage points.

As long as he walks around the community, Aunt Liu's apples, Aunt Li's pears, and Sister Zhao's roast goose will automatically appear in his pocket.

Originally, I was happy to see it happen, and this can be regarded as his income generated by his acting skills, at least saving me several meals of food.

However, one day, Aunt Liu from the neighborhood committee came, and she sat for an hour, and the tea was renewed five times, but she hadn't gotten to the point yet.

It was already time to eat, and I was always hard at picking people, so I had to get up and go to the toilet.

Da Hei was hungry for a long time, and asked me through the toilet door what I was going to eat at noon today.

I said, Jack, warm up the leftover porridge in the morning.

Da Hei obediently went to hot porridge, Jack was reluctant, and he was embarrassed to speak in the presence of outsiders, so he had to hold on to the toilet door in protest.

I understand what he meant, this is his porridge, which is going to be used as a supper at night, and now it's time for Dahei, what will he eat at night.

I opened the door to comfort Jack, but Aunt Liu was glaring at me at the door, as if I had cut down her ancestor's tablet.

Aunt Liu, what's wrong, is there not enough tea, or are you running out of melon seeds? I asked hurriedly.

Aunt Liu is decisive and resolute, legend has it that as long as she frowns, someone will be unlucky, I haven't learned it, but I was still shocked by her aura.

Da Hei was drinking porridge with a bowl, and a person rushed over and poured out the porridge in his hand.

One person, one dog, four eyes stared fiercely at the initiator, why pour my porridge?

The initiator, Aunt Liu, was angrily accusing me, and the whole living room where the spit Xingzifei was wet.

I finally understood, and she blamed me for giving Da Hei the leftover porridge from the dog to drink, saying that I had abused children, and that she would sue me in court, and that Da Hei would be sent to a welfare institution to be raised.

I can't explain that he has to be grateful to Dade for letting Da Hei have porridge to drink, so I have to swallow my anger.

Aunt Liu finally had enough training, took Da Hei into her arms, and sighed and said, poor child, how old are you?

Da Hei obediently snapped his fingers and said, five hundred and six years old.

Aunt Liu's heart is about to melt, the poor child, who was abandoned at the age of six, eats the dog's leftovers, and tells Auntie, what do you like to eat?

I pouted, Aunt Liu, are you embarrassed to let a six-year-old goblin call you Auntie, according to your age, it should be appropriate to call grandma.

Da Hei continued to pretend to be well-behaved, counting his fingers and saying a long list of dish names, including steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose......

Yes, last night's cross talk was not in vain.

Aunt Liu burst into tears when she heard this, good boy, haven't you eaten any of these dishes?

Da Hei shook his head obediently, with an aggrieved expression.

I haven't eaten any of these dishes, what are you wronged about?

In the end, I, the culprit of child abuse, traveled all over the city in order to find the name of the long list of dishes for the poor abused child.

Since Aunt Liu of the neighborhood committee knew Da Hei's age (you are sure you really do), she immediately recited the mantra in front of me, and Da Hei reached the age when he should go to elementary school.

I said he was still young, not old enough to go to school.

Aunt Liu said that she is not young, and she will be seven years old after the New Year.

I said, our family has no money.

Aunt Liu said that nine-year compulsory education does not require your family to pay.

I said, Da Hei's hukou is in his hometown.

Aunt Liu said, then move over quickly.

I say......

Aunt Liu said......

In short, the matter of Daikoku's school was put on the agenda.

On the first day of school, I asked Daikoku how he felt.

He said that he didn't feel anything, but the female classmates around him always talked to him, and the male classmates collectively isolated him.

Sure enough, the water was caught from the doll.

On the second day of school, I asked Daikoku how he felt.

He said that he didn't feel anything, but the school cafeteria was quite complete and the amount given was enough.

On the fifth day of school, I asked Daikoku how he felt during the holidays.

He said that going to school was boring and that he was going to drop out today.

I'm shocked, you're dropping out of school so fast, you're going to have to get past graduating from elementary school.

He said, "Then you're going to find a way to get the school to expel me."

Seeing that he had made up his mind, I had no choice but to make a plan.

Finally, I said, you have to be a maverick, you can make the school headache to the extent of a cerebral infarction, how to do it, you can watch the enlightenment movies such as Crazy Boy, The Underworld, The Godfather, etc.

On Monday, the school invited me over, accompanied by a few parents.

Several parents had unkind faces and began to roll their eyes at me as soon as I walked in the door.

I asked the principal what was wrong.

He said, the parents of Dahei's classmates, has your family practiced martial arts for generations?

I said no.

He asked again, is the big black classmate talented and has strange bones?

I said, "That's possible, he's quite talented in the amount of food."

Later, I finally figured out the truth of the matter, Da Hei is really maverick enough, every time he goes out without taking the stairs, he climbs down directly from the railing on the second floor, easily, leaving a chic back in the attention of thousands of people, envying the classmates next to him.

I don't know who took the lead first, Dahei's fans followed his example, easily climbed over the railing on the second floor, easily fractured, and in one day, 120 came more than a dozen times, and it became a special bus for the school.

After knowing the truth of the matter, I quickly carried a few bags of expired fruit to apologize to the parents of the broken bones, but they did not forgive me, but they all accepted the fruit.

I think the school should dissuade Daikoku this time, so Daihei naturally didn't go to school.

However, only a day later, my home phone was flooded.

I heard that the students jointly petitioned, including the few students who had broken bones, to ask the school not to hold Dahei accountable, otherwise they would all go on strike.

Later, the principal personally came to the door, brought fresh fruits, and asked Dahei to go to school, and promised to plant a warning sign next to the railing on the second floor of the school, which was for Dahei's classmates, please do not follow suit.