Chapter VI
In the end, I was entrusted with an important task by the leadership, and if I can't see the face of a star again, I will wait to accept the dismissal compensation from the personnel department.
I thought it through, and finally took Jack with me to fill the façade.
Jack was taking a nap and was reluctantly led out by me, yawning all the way.
When he entered the door, I asked him to cheer up, and he was faced with two majestic Tibetan mastiffs.
The moment I saw the Tibetan mastiff, my legs immediately wanted to run, but what I didn't expect was that the Tibetan mastiff was running faster than me.
I was stunned, and so was the Tibetan mastiff's animal trainer.
Two Tibetan mastiffs ran after Jack!
I'm worried that Jack won't have enough two Tibetan mastiffs to stuff between his teeth, so I can only pray that Jack Ji has his own natural appearance.
I was trembling in this interview, the star is worthy of being a Tibetan mastiff, and the words he said were like a poisoned knife, a knife, and the knife was fatal.
When I returned to the community, I felt that something was wrong, the usually lively community was empty.
What puzzled me even more was that there was a long queue outside my unit building, which was more than ten meters long as far as I could see.
What is this for, is it that the organizers are giving out free gifts, usually only at this time, people in the community will gather together.
I struggled to squeeze into the crowd and gained a lot of white eyes, I had to laugh hard, I went home, went home, not cut the line.
When I got to the door, I finally knew what the source of the long line was.
Two Tibetan mastiffs knelt at the door of my house, like two door gods.
When he saw me coming, one of them gave way to make way.
I opened the door tremblingly, rubbing the teeth of a Tibetan mastiff.
As soon as I walked in the door, I saw Jack munching on a chicken leg and holding a remote control in his hand, watching a fashion show.
I turned off the TV and asked him what was going on with those two Tibetan mastiffs and why they appeared at my door.
He shrugged and said he didn't know, or he would have invited the Tibetan mastiff in and asked.
I'm busy blocking it, no need, as long as they don't eat me, let them kneel at the door.
After a few days of this, the two Tibetan mastiffs did not even move their places, causing their feces to be everywhere because of the coercion and temptation of the stars and animal trainers.
Jack is good, what should you do?
I can't bear it, mainly because the police have arrived several times, and seeing that the special police are about to be dispatched, I am about to get into a big situation.
I told Jack to come up with a way to sweep him out of the house.
In the end, Jack was invited to the big villa by the star with an extended version of the Rolls-Royce, and of course, there were also the two Tibetan mastiffs, honestly squatting behind.
In the end, I learned the truth of the matter, the two Tibetan mastiffs worship the opponent with high force value, and want to follow the left and right of Lord Jack, and be willing to be the little brother who charges ahead, but Lord Jack's hobby is to eat and sleep, and he really has no ambition to dominate the rivers and lakes, so they squatted at the door of my house, waiting for Lord Jack to change his mind.
Cohabitation Scenario 4:
There is a mountain in the south of our city, the scenery is beautiful, the scenery of the four seasons changes, there is a clear sky when the sky is clear, a crane is beautiful on the clouds, and when it rains, there is a romance that the mountain is empty and rainy, just because it is not famous, so the first group of people is gone, and the second group of people will come for a long time.
Suddenly, one day, an expert professor said conclusively that there was a monster in the mountain, with a huge head, brass bell-like eyes, and a tail six feet long, which could cut off a big tree with a thick bowl mouth by sweeping it.
As soon as the news came out, there was an endless stream of people watching the monsters, and the figures of people lying on their stomachs and cameras could be seen everywhere on the mountainside and under the mountainside, and some of them were dragging their families and carrying tents, and they had a long-term encampment.
I didn't want to join in the fun, but the leader had an order that I must shoot the figure of the monster and record a few monster calls, otherwise, I will grow up on the mountain and don't come back.
I have an airway, and I am not a plant, and I can't secrete chlorophyll when I grow on the mountains, doesn't this starve me to death?
Fortunately, there are a lot of people traveling with me, and there are also small traders and hawkers who come to look for business opportunities, so I am not lonely.
It's just that after waiting like this for nearly a month, I didn't see a single hair on the monster, but it was dripping with bird droppings.
Many people retreated, and the rest of them returned to their hearts.
Only I gritted my teeth and insisted, Jack was unwilling, he ate instant noodles for several days, saying that the nutrition was too imbalanced, and the endocrine was disordered.
I said angrily, if you don't take a picture of the monster, you won't even be able to eat instant noodles.
That night, the moon hung high, and the monster that had been waiting for a long time finally appeared.
It really lives up to expectations, it really looks like a monster, the big head can be used as a football field, the big eyes can be used as a lantern, and the tail sweeps away, and really sweeps a few leaves.
We shot around it from all angles, and it seemed to be happy to be this model, and it didn't fall into a cute pose.
No matter what breed the monster is, I can make a deal anyway, and everyone is satisfied with the fact that they can post on Moments.
Later, I knew that this was a fucking hoax, and the leaders wanted to make our city a tourist one-stop, and the first thing to bear the brunt of was the mountain in the south, but the reputation of the mountain was really not big, and it could not attract tourists, so I made such a bad move, first let out the wind, and there was a monster on the mountain that had not been encountered for a hundred years and a thousand years, and then released a few specious photos, said a few specious rumors, and finally succeeded in fooling people past.
The final monster is a trick played by a few circus people, commonly known as a trick.
It's been a few days since this incident, Jack asked me for a sum of money, saying that he wanted to invite a friend to dinner, and I said that you don't have any friends, besides, such a large sum of money, your friend has enough to eat, and it has caught up with my living expenses for a month.
He said, Qin Momo, if you don't give it, I will bring him home.
I said, you have the ability to lead the family, I have the ability to open the door.
I thought he was just threatening me, but at night, I pushed the door open, and oh my God, I was about to faint.
The monster on the hill was cowering in my living room, lining my living room as if it was made of building blocks, and when he saw me enter the door, he greeted me warmly, hi, meet again.
There was a new variety show in the station, and there was a lack of audience, so I was pulled to act as an audience, and the show was quite interesting, so I brought Jack with me.
In one of the episodes, several famous dogs were invited to perform, and those dogs were professionally trained to understand the instructions of their owners, and then follow them, and I heard that the IQ of those dogs can reach the level of three years old in humans.
I watched it with relish, and Jack watched it lethargically.
I said, in the future, I will also train you to drill the fire ring, you see how majestic people have drilled several in a row.
He said, get out, don't disturb the uncle's sleep.
Later, on a whim for the program team to interact, Jack was invited up, and as soon as he went up, his eyes were staring at the dog food, shining brightly.
The host said a few instructions, Jack didn't move, the host felt so faceless, so he smiled and said, this is the difference between ordinary dogs and professional dogs, the owners of these dogs, you don't have to be discouraged, although it has been so ordinary all its life, but you don't dislike it, after all, it is a fresh life.
Then, the host asked Jack to step down, but Jack refused to leave.
The host was embarrassed and said where is the owner of this dog, is it okay to take your dog away?
I'm embarrassed too, Jack, is it really okay for you to be disgusted like this?
However, just when everyone was ignoring him, Jack tore off a piece of the curtain and made a "bang" that shocked the eyes of all the audience to focus on him.
I don't think I'd better go up, I have nothing to do with him, nothing to do with him.
I saw Jack tear off the curtain and smell it unhurriedly, as if he was not very satisfied, but he still spread the curtain on the ground, poured all the dog food on it in a hurry, and then skillfully tied it, carried it on his back, and walked off the stage slowly.
Everyone was stunned as they watched his back as he left.
I hurriedly explained that this is a skill of my dog, how to pack dog food correctly, and let everyone laugh.
It is said that Jack's final action greatly increased the ratings of the show, and the animal trainers came to my house to learn how to properly train a dog to pack.
A university murder case, a girl jumped off a building to commit suicide, causing a sensation in the city, all the netizens are fighting on the keyboard, acting as Sherlock Holmes, looking for any clues.
The police had a headache, they actually arrived later than the reporters, and the scene was trampled in chaos.
As a reporter arranged by the leader, I specially followed up on the murder case, but the police comrades were tight-lipped and did not provide any clues at all, and did not even tell me what the characterization of the case was.
I have to guess on my own.
The girl who jumped off the building had three roommates, namely Woman A, Woman B, and Woman C.
Woman A is a good girl, with short ear-length hair, a small face, a smile, and a pear vortex, which is very cute. When I interviewed, she was very sad and kept saying that she couldn't believe it, and asked about her relationship with the deceased, although she was not a sister who ate and went to the toilet together, but she was also a good Chinese roommate who could send a cup of hot water when she was sick.
Woman B is a tsundere girl, commonly known as the son of a high-ranking cadre, and her father is a big member of the troubled party, commonly known as the mayor of the town. She always talks with her neck raised, as if she has some kind of despised disease, and I have a lot of trouble interviewing. When asked about her relationship with the deceased, she said it was like that. What kind of thing I ask? She said that's it, you can see for yourself.
Woman C is a rebellious girl, dyed with yellow hair, I think she was not rebellious in her adolescence, she may feel very regretful, so after puberty, she made up for her rebellious energy, commonly known as back to the pot meat. When she speaks, she always shakes her legs, I asked her if her legs have rheumatism or old cold legs, otherwise what is shaking vigorously, haven't you heard of women shaking cheaply? This sentence made her furious, and she beckoned a few friends to invite me out.
At night, I struggled against the computer screen, but I couldn't write a single word of the manuscript, there were too few clues, the police's mouth was too strict, and my brain capacity was not enough.
So, I asked Jack which of the three men looked like murderers.
Jack glanced at the photo casually, pointed to Woman A and said that she looked.
I said what basis do you have, why are you talking such nonsense.
He shrugged his shoulders and said it was nonsense, not for anything.
I kicked him out.
In the next interview, I brought Jack with me, because he heard that a new dish has been added to the cafeteria of University A, fried mooncakes with mango, which are all ingredients he likes, and the taste that comes out must be the taste he likes.
During the interview, Woman A kept staying away from Jack and said that she was allergic to dog hair, so I would forgive me.
I hurriedly said it was nothing, and asked Jack to go out and walk around on his own, but he just wouldn't go, what the hell.
I was interviewing, and suddenly there was a loud noise outside, and there was a tendency to get closer and closer.
Woman A said let's go next door, it's the family members who are making trouble again.
After all, the scene was not lightly damaged, but the family of the deceased insisted that the school give an explanation, and the school could not give any explanation, so they often formed teams to come to the school to make trouble and ask for an explanation. I heard that they just made a fuss at the police station, and this is the second one.
At the end of the interview, Woman A's face suddenly changed greatly, two trembling strands, and cold sweat broke out on her face.
I asked her what was wrong, and she said it was nothing, she wanted to be quiet.
When I went back, I specially packed a mango fried mooncake, but Jack didn't seem to like it, and most of it was left.
The next day, I heard that Woman A had turned herself in, saying that she had pushed the deceased down because she didn't like the deceased and felt that the deceased deserved to die.