Chapter VII
I thought it was incredible and asked Jack how he felt.
He dropped a sentence, I already knew it was her, what was there to be surprised.
I got the opportunity to interview Woman A, who was already emaciated and embarrassed in the detention center.
I asked her why she turned herself in, and there was no clue pointing to her.
She said that the evidence was taken away by them, and I could still fight for leniency if I turned myself in, but I didn't expect that they would doubt me, don't I usually act like this?
I learned the truth from the police, the deceased belonged to the Small Animal Association, and she fed food to the stray cats and dogs around her every day, and that day, she happened to buy a new bag of dog food and put it in her bag. During the argument on the rooftop, the dog food was dropped on the rooftop and picked up by the panicked Woman A. The bag of dog food was fatal evidence, she never thought about what to do with it, so she had to keep locking it in her drawer, but on the day the deceased's family came, the dog food was gone, but the lock was intact, so she thought that the evidence must have been taken by the deceased's family, so the next day, she turned herself in. It's just that the family of the deceased said that they didn't take anything, and besides, Woman A is such a good person, they suspect that no one will doubt her.
I was in a cold sweat when I heard it, and when I got home, I locked Jack in the toilet and forced him to ask him the truth.
He threw me a sentence, I ate that bag of dog food to solve the case as soon as possible so that the murderer would no longer go unpunished, am I wrong?
Really, was he wrong?
My cousin graduated from college and was coming to my city to look for a job, and my house became her guest house, and in addition to serving her food and drink, I had to listen to the sound of her grinding her teeth in the middle of the night.
Jack couldn't bear it anymore, in the past three days, he had lost a pound, and he was not even interested in his favorite fashion show.
I said, if you bear with me, how can I say that she is also my relative, I can't kick her out.
He shrugged his nose and said, why not, you don't want to be this wicked person, I will do it instead.
I hurriedly stopped him, uncle, bear with me, really, I actually want to be this wicked person, after all, my computer has been occupied by her for three days.
One day, my cousin happily announced that she had found a boyfriend.
I asked her if she wasn't here to find a job, why she didn't have a job, and she confessed to herself first.
She said contemptuously, cousin, you are old-fashioned, in this era, it is not shameful to rely on men, but it is shameful that you can't rely on men.
Well, she turned around and scolded me for not having a man.
I think that since she has a man, she should be able to move out soon, but in addition to going out on dates, she spends the rest of her days on my family's Internet and snacks.
Jack suddenly stopped complaining, and didn't know what he was doing all day.
One day, my cousin suddenly said that she wanted to go back to her hometown and never come to this city again, and this city made her so sad.
I wanted to ask why, but she was eating Jack's mango with tears in her eyes, so I had to stop asking.
Later, I learned the truth, my cousin's boyfriend is a playboy, there is a big red flag outside, my cousin is just a red flag leftovers, and what makes her even more unbearable is that he has been divorced three times, a proper third-handed man.
I sighed, I really should polish my eyes when I look at men in the future, otherwise, in the era of scumbags everywhere, if you want to find a reliable one, you have to have the fiery eyes of Sun Wukong.
Actually, the truth is that my cousin's boyfriend was originally very reliable, except for having no material foundation, he had everything, but on the day he became his cousin's boyfriend, the surrounding warblers and swallows were automatically pasted, which made a male dick who had been living on island films for a long time embarrassed, so he had to contribute all his hormones, so the cousin who didn't have any appearance was laid off.
It's just that, to the surprise of the male cock, since the cousin left, all the warblers and swallows have disappeared again, and they haven't even left a phone number.
At the same time, I also disappeared from my living expenses in a drawer, which was three months old.
Cohabitation Scene 5:
I don't know where Jack came from, I only know that after picking him up, everything was unexpected, but there was one person who knew it very well.
That day, I was buying cabbage at the vegetable market and squeezed in alone.
I don't tell my fortune. I hurried away from him.
I saw that he was wearing a Taoist robe, not in the middle and not foreign, casually opening his chest, revealing the yellow sweater inside, if you look closely, it should be a white sweater that has not been washed for a long time, the vicissitudes on his face are very heavy, and his eyes seem to be open, embedded in his slender face.
However, my refusal did not work, and he followed me all the way from the wet market to my doorstep.
I told him I called the police, and he smiled and said, "Comrade, I'm not a bad person." When I talked, it was like someone's blower was leaking.
I said I really called the police, you hurry up.
He said he really wasn't a bad guy and told me to hurry open the door.
Fuck, have all these liars been so rampant these days? Changed to burglary.
At this time, Jack opened the door and slapped the treacherous fortune teller who was smiling at the door against the wall.
I took advantage of this to sneak in the door, and was about to close the door, when a hand stubbornly reached in and grabbed the doorknob.
Before I could react, the fortune teller suddenly rushed in and shouted, monster, where to escape.
Damn, do you think you're a Monkey King who can soar through the clouds? Or have you watched too much Journey to the West, and you're stunned?
The development of things is beyond my expectations, this fortune teller is an old way, it is said that he is a disciple of Maoshan Guanmen, full-time is to catch demons, part-time is fortune telling to see feng shui, these years, his full-time has not been opened at all, part-time can barely mix food and clothing, because he always said that people have a bad life when they tell fortunes, and it is better to die pure.
I said, Dao Chief, it's a new era, and there aren't many goblins left, so you can leave a few heirlooms to succeed you, don't kill them all like this.
He looked at Jack and then at me, nodded, and said okay, let's leave you alive.
Damn, this old way is so unprincipled.
Jack is unwilling, why do you want you to keep my life, let's fight to see whose mana is stronger.
So one person and one demon began to fight, and just when they were in a posture and ready to start, I asked, is your fighting method lethal.
The two of them snorted disdainfully, if this building is not demolished, he will not know how powerful Lao Tzu is.
I picked up Jack's ears and put him in the bathroom, and when I looked back and thought about what to do with this old thing, I looked, well, he was passing the level with Jack's game console.
I said, "Chief......
He waved his hand and said heroically, My name is Sun Tingxi, you don't have to be so polite, just sit down.
Damn, this is obviously my family, are you such a cheeky scoundrel really good?
I said, Lao Sun, although my Jack is a monster, but he doesn't hurt the sky, you better go, there are not many dishes at home, so I won't leave you to eat.
His eyes are shining, and the dishes are not enough to have meat, so I don't pick them.
I was really beaten by his cheekiness.
In this way, he ate a meal of my family's cabbage stewed cabbage, and ate my family's fried cabbage, and he didn't leave yet, saying that he finally met a monster for more than a thousand years in his lifetime, and he must study it well.
On the second day when Sun Laodao was eating and drinking at my house, I got up early in the morning and found a little boy sitting at the dinner table, with big, bright eyes, and pink makeup like a doll, more cute and handsome than the child star on TV.
Seeing such a beautiful little boy, I was immediately overflowing with maternal love, no matter why he was in my house, I pinched his little face out of the water first.
He wasn't angry either, and called out to his sister with a grin.
This little boy is so good-looking and sweet-mouthed that I can't wait to pile all the toys in front of him.
Sister, I'm hungry.
When I heard the little boy say that he was hungry, my heart suddenly pinched, and I really deserved to be thundered by the sky for such a beautiful child to starve.
I said sister, I'll cook, what do you like to eat?
He leaned over with a smile and said that I don't pick what my sister does, and I will eat whatever my sister does. Then he whispered, I want to eat braised big elbows.
I took him downstairs to buy braised elbows, and when I was queuing, someone always came over and pinched his face, saying that this kid is so handsome, and he really doesn't look like you.
Damn, he's not my child, so why should I look like him?
I picked a big elbow and was about to pay the bill, but the little boy looked at me pitifully and said, "Sister, it's not enough."
I quickly added another one.
When I finally went upstairs, I carried seven or eight big elbows in my hands and a dozen on my back, and I still had credit because I didn't have enough money.
Originally, I had some complaints, but seeing the little boy's satisfied appearance, even if it was a complaint, I swallowed it.
This is really a world of faces, if it was yesterday's Sun Laodao, I would have been able to eat him as a change of elbow.
When I got home, I put my elbows in the living room, thinking about going into the kitchen to get a plate for the child, but when I returned to the living room, more than a dozen braised elbows were gnawed clean and neatly stacked on the table, and the little boy was still gnawing one in his mouth.
At this time, Sun Laodao yawned, and when he saw the appearance of the little boy, he said angrily, "Black Bear Spirit, if you lie again, I will lock you up at my grandmother's house."
Sun Laodao's grandmother, 115 years old, likes to eat batter.
From the moment Sun Laodao appeared, I tried my best to drive him out, but his sapping tricks were too skillful, and with the assistance of the big black god, I was repeatedly defeated.
Da Hei is the black bear spirit, relying on his cute appearance to deceive many people's lives, since he was subdued by Sun Laodao, he has been eating and drinking him, which makes Sun Laodao very headache.
Now the big black is also a headache for me.