Chapter 0060: Tang Monk Meat is Not Such a Way to Eat
Wukong jumped up with the golden hoop and iron rod, and the guns and sticks intersected and fought in one place, this time it was terrible, and he fought for fifty rounds, but he didn't decide the winner. Looking at the red boy again, he didn't feel tired at all, the fire-tipped spear actually attracted the aura of the five elements of heaven and earth, and it was constantly absorbed by him, but the more he fought, the more energetic he became.
Sun Wukong violently withdrew the stick and jumped out of the circle, shouting: "Don't fight, don't fight, although Lao Sun doesn't feel tired, but your kid's tricks are becoming more and more proficient, I'm afraid that if you continue to fight, Lao Sun will really lose to you a little doll." ”
Bajie laughed: "Haha, Brother Monkey, what you said is bad, didn't you see that the red boy collected the flame on the gun when he fought with you again, if the Samadhi True Fire, the Five Elements Spiritual Light Fire, the Six Ding Divine Fire, the Sun True Fire, and the Taiyin Xuanhuo all came out without fire, even if you were a copperhead and an iron brain, you would turn to ashes." ”
Wukong is no longer the hairy monkey he used to be, so naturally he doesn't care about this, although his martial arts are a little worse, he still has somersault clouds and seventy-two transformations in his body, and he can still escape if he can't beat it. "Good nephew, Uncle Seven has obeyed you. But it's strange how you can emit so much fire from your gun. ”
Others don't know, but the three internal organs are very clear, the samadhi fire is cultivated by the red boy himself in the Flame Mountain, the five elements of spiritual light and fire are naturally derived from the inheritance of his father Laojun banana fan, the six Ding divine fire comes from Laojun's gossip furnace, and the sun true fire and Taiyin Xuanhuo are naturally from the sun star Taiyin star.
The red boy proudly put away the gun and walked in front of the three organs, "Thank you to the Tang Dynasty monk, this five-element real musket technique is really powerful, and you don't need to push a cart if you fight in the future." ”
Bajie also said: "Don't even smash your nose." ”
The master and apprentice re-embarked on the road, after crossing this high mountain, not far away, they heard the sound of the water shaking the sky, the master and apprentice were all masters of the art and bold, but when they came closer, they saw a black water blocking the road, and the waves were thousands of feet high, except for driving the clouds was Gai Mo could pass.
The three organs stared at the black water for a long time, but found that there was a layer of black oil in the water. I thought to myself, could it be that there is oil coming out of this water? When you look into the water, you can't see the human figure, and you can't see the shape of a tree in the distance. The rolling ink is black, and the surging thousands of miles are gray. The water foam floats like soap charcoal, and the waves flood like black coal. Crows and magpies don't fly, cattle and sheep don't drink, and the master and apprentice are all wondering why this water is so dark.
Bajie said: "Master, I wonder which dyeing vat has fallen." ”
Shapubao said: "No, it should be the pen inkstone of which house." ”
The three organs said: "It's easy for a few of you to fly over, but you can't leave the ground as a teacher, how is this good?" ”
"Master, don't worry, look at a small boat coming from the water." Wukong had a good look in his eyes, raised his hand and pointed to the water, but saw a ferry captain driving a canoe to the river.
The boat was a little small, and the three organs asked the red boy to follow him on the boat, and said to the apprentices: "You fly over, it is the old monk who is embarrassed by this experience." ”
The captain propped up the boat, broke through the wind and waves, and reached the middle at once, when he heard a loud noise, and the waves rolled over, and a great gust of wind arose. In one fell swoop, he flipped the three organs and the red boy into the river.
Wukong, Bajie, and Shapubao on the shore didn't care, with the red boy following the master, it should be fine. The three of them flew to the opposite shore as soon as they got up the clouds, and the three brothers found an open place to sit down, Bajie took out a deck of playing cards from the luggage and played the landlord, Bajie said: "Which one loses, which one goes into the water to save the master." ”
Wukong shouted: "Okay, bet on losing, don't win." ”
Bajie shuffled, Lao Sha moved, and the three brothers played the landlord, but they didn't say that playing a few hands was a head.
The red boy is a little fire spirit born by the sun and the moon together, and he is a little unaccustomed to it after entering the water, so he burrows into the stomach of the three organs to hide. The three organs fell into the bottom of the river, but they saw a pavilion, and there were eight big characters on the door of the platform, "Hengyangyu Heishui River Divine Mansion".
The captain also turned back into his original body, shouting: "Little ones, arrest this good person who has cultivated in the tenth life, I have been waiting for him for a long time, but this day has finally arrived." ”
A group of spirits appeared in the water and packed the three organs into a large iron cage and carried them to the water mansion. This monster is also a rammer.,When they came down, there were two people.,Now there's only one left.,But this girl didn't find it at all.,I think it's only on the three organs.。
When I arrived in Shuifu, I was clearer, and the three organs also saw the strange appearance clearly, but he was a tall and mighty iron man, with round eyes and thick lips, a few beards like steel needles, the red hair on the temples was fluffy and messy, the eyes were fierce and cold, and the face was gloomy and ruthless. Wearing iron armor on his body, a golden helmet on his head, and a bamboo steel whip in his hand, he shouted: "Steaming the scriptures, please come and warm his life with the second uncle." ”
The shrimp soldier crab will lift the iron cage and carry it to the kitchen, the three organs did not speak, but the red boy who was hiding in the dantian in the palace laughed: "Tang Dynasty monk, you have escaped the king but you have entered the mouth of this little dragon again!" ”
Sanshu said in his heart: "Red boy, I have my own plans, old monk. It's no wonder that you don't know, the old monk I was afraid of water when I was young, but I developed a problem that I didn't like to bathe, and later when the eagle was worried about the stream and collected the little white dragon, it was cured by Guanyin Bodhisattva with a net bottle of nectar water. But he still doesn't like to take a bath, so he just borrowed his steamer sauna to rub the old mud on his body. ”
The red boy grinned and said, "Monk, are you a horse or not, you don't have skin color, where is the problem?" ”
The three organs said: "The color of the horse's hair is defective, the old monk is a metaphor, people are defective, and the utensils have shortcomings can also be faulty!" ”
"Master, I am the body of the fire spirit, and I can't stand the fire in the sky, the earth, and the fire in the stone, let alone this firewood. You're not afraid of being steamed? Red Boy laughed.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, let them steam well, they don't eat it in the right way." This goblin of the Heishui River is really a rammed goods, just heard that eating a piece of the flesh of the scripture can get immortality, but he didn't ask how to eat it, and directly put it in the cage drawer and steamed it.
The heat steamed up in a moment, the three organs were indifferent, and the red child in the stomach was not afraid, but he became interested in the words of the three organs, and asked: "Tang Dynasty monk, you said that there is a way to eat Tang monk meat?" ”
Sanvisa nodded and said: "Well, of course there is, old monk, I have traveled all the way, and there are many demons who want to eat me, but there is no one who can really eat." ”
"That, how should I eat this Tang monk meat?" Red Boy asked.
"I don't know the specifics, but I've seen a person who can eat." He is the Zhenyuanzi Daxian of Wanshou Mountain Wuzhuang Temple, this person participated in the Buddha's Orchid Bon Festival five hundred years ago, and he knows how to eat Tang monk's meat. You should have heard that the poor monk was reincarnated as a golden cicada, but he didn't get the correct way to eat the golden cicada, there may be more than one way to eat it, but except for the people of Lingshan, others know very few. ”
The red boy immediately became interested and asked, "Oh? Let's talk about it, how does the Zhenyuan Daxian who is the same king in the world eat? ”
The three organs said: "You monsters don't know the essentials, thinking that Tang Seng is a person, so they eat it steamed, boiled and eaten. In fact, this is a way to eat people, steaming and eating without losing nutrients, and cooking and eating to save firewood. But Tang Seng can really make people immortal is its original golden cicada, and the most particular way to eat the golden cicada should be fried and eaten, in order not to fry the skin and fry the paste, Zhenyuan Daxian's method is to set up a large cauldron, pour clear oil and boil, and then he ordered someone to wrap the poor monk in a cloth, with raw and cooked lacquer, and the whole body is wrapped in oil, leaving only the head and face outside, so that it can be fried in the pot. ”
The red boy suddenly exclaimed, "Bombed the monkey? ”
"That's right, the reincarnation of the poor monk has no cicada molt, so naturally you have to use a cloth and then brush the raw lacquer before you can fry it in the pot." The Three Visceral Gods said mysteriously: "This method should be the most correct way to eat, Zhen Yuanzi has participated in the Lingshan Orchid Bon Festival, although you monsters in the mountains and wilderness know that eating Tang monk's meat can be immortal, but you have not got the correct way to eat." ”
"Mom! I've been deceived, I've been deceived......" Red Boy screamed in surprise.
They are talking in the steamer, and the red boy is transmitting the sound, but the three organs are not, and the voice is not small. When the little demon who was adding firewood and fanning the fire outside heard it, he hurriedly went to report to the king.