Chapter 0061 - Not All IQs Can Be Monsters
That goblin was originally the second prince of the Dragon King of Jinghe, called Fei Jie, and his body was a big crocodile. This guy's head melon seeds are really not very bright, as soon as he heard that the way to eat is wrong, he hurriedly ordered the little demon to live on firewood and get the three organs out.
Seeing that the three organs were not dead, he patted his heart, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said: "Learner, you are explaining the detailed eating method." ”
The three organs said: "King, I'm not sure if the poor monk's meat is fried and eaten, but this is Zhen Yuanzi's way of eating, and there must be a reason for it." There is another thing that you goblins may not know, when the poor monk was young, my mother once bit off my left little toe, but she obviously did not live forever because of this. ”
The goblin hurriedly ordered the little demon to take off his shoes, and when he saw that there were only nine toes, he couldn't help but believe it a little more. "Learn from the scriptures, quickly tell me how Zhenyuan Daxian eats, don't miss any details."
Sanshu shook his head and said: "King, just now the poor monk was a little dizzy by your steaming in the pot, first loosen the tie for me, and then get some tea to suppress the shock, let's talk slowly so that we won't make mistakes." ”
The dragon hurriedly invited the three organs to the main hall of Shuifu and ordered someone to serve tea to entertain him. At this time, the red child in the stomach of the three viscera heard that there was good tea to drink, so he came out of the ears of the three viscera and said with a smile: "Teng Jie, it is best to have another fruit plate." ”
Dao Jie waved his hand and ordered the little demon to send the fruit offered by the people on the banks of the Heishui River, and said, "Eat slowly, drink slowly, and then slowly come." ”
Sanxuan drank two sips of tea, spit out a sullen breath, and then said: "King, do you have raw lacquer and cooked lacquer in this water mansion?" Can there be brocade cloth? Is there any good clear oil? ”
The dragon's face showed a look of embarrassment, but more of shame: "Ah! I really didn't have any preparation. In the past, I used to eat people by squatting, or just eating raw wine in one sip. This time, because I wanted to warm up my second uncle's birthday, I made an exception to put you in the steamer. ”
The red boy sneered disdainfully and said, "Cut! Sure enough, it's a little reptile who doesn't know anything. ”
The dragon was furious, slapped the table and shouted, "Little doll, do you have insight? It's not that I don't know how to eat yet. ”
The red boy snorted coldly, puffed out his cheeks and opened his mouth to highlight the grapes and hit the dragon, but the grapes were infected with the true fire of Samadhi, and they burned into the dragon's body at once, and the painful dragon immediately showed its original form, and it was really a big crocodile.
The big crocodile that kept bouncing on the ground and turned over its white belly grabbed the red boy and said, "Don't burn him to death, quickly take back the fire." ”
The red boy grabbed the samadhi fire in the stomach of the big crocodile in a hurry, but the cultivation of this dragon was too low, and he had already fainted. At this time, the little demon in a hole found out what kind of existence his king had provoked, and he knelt down with hula and kept begging for mercy.
Sanshu waved his hand and said, "Get up, your king is not dead, he will wake up in a while." ”
The red boy sat down again, and said proudly: "If you have any other good things in your house, bring them all to entertain the guests." The little demons didn't dare to slack off, and took all the delicious foods collected by the dragon.
The three organs were not polite, and while eating, they waited for the big crocodile to wake up, and suddenly remembered something and asked, "Child, isn't your father, the Bull Demon King, the great king here?" This Heishui River is in the middle of Horn Mountain and Cuiyun Mountain, so it can be regarded as your family's territory! Tell me why the river is so dark. ”
The red boy smiled: "Old monk, you are a layman." The territory of our demon clan is only mountains, forests and mountains, but this river is under the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Court, don't you see that we are entering the water mansion of the river god? ”
The three organs suddenly smiled awkwardly: "Uh, that's it!" Then I'll have to wait for the goblin to wake up and ask him. ”
They enjoyed the hospitality of VIPs in the water mansion, and the three apprentices on the river bank were playing cards to Xingtou, but they were disturbed by an old man, who knelt on the ground from afar and shouted: "Great Sage, the god of the Heishui River prostrates." ”
Wukong and Lao Sha teamed up and didn't win the old pig, and when he heard someone shouting at him, he immediately gave the cards in his hand back, and then kicked the pebble that the three of them won as a bargaining chip, and said, "Stop playing, the deal is coming." ”
"Damn, damn Bi Ma Wen, you're playing tricks again." Zhu Bajie grabbed the monkey's tiger skin skirt and shouted: "Who said that gambling or losing, winning or winning?" ”
Wukong kicked Bajie away, then straightened his face, looked at the old man, and said, "Are you a monster who makes boats in the river?" ”
The old man hurriedly kowtowed, and said with tears in his eyes: "Great Sage, I am not a demon, I am the true river god of this Heishui River. That goblin came from the West Sea on the tide and seized the Black Water River Divine Mansion. He is the nephew of the Dragon King of the West Sea, the little god has no way to sue, today wait until the great sage is here, come to pay homage, and hope that the great sage and I will work hard to make the master! ”
Wukong nodded after hearing this, and said, "I see, you go down!" ”
The old man retired, Wukong untied the saddle bridle of the white horse, and said, "Little White Dragon, the demon stock here belongs to your aunt's family, and I want you to go down and rescue the master!" ”
The little white dragon appeared and said, "I think my cousin is clean, and the little brother has become into the water." ”
When the old pig saw the little white dragon going down, he shouted, "Let's go down together, we can have a helper." ”
Wukong said: "What Bajie said is that Lao Sha will also go down, and Lao Sun will look at the luggage on it." ”
The old pig is the marshal of the Tianhe Navy, the old sand is the monster of the quicksand river, the little white dragon is the third prince of the West Sea, the brothers have a good water nature, puff puff lined up and jumped into the Heishui River, and when they reached the bottom of the river, they saw the river god mansion, and the little white dragon shouted arrogantly outside: "Jie Jie, come out quickly!" ”
As soon as the three organs who were enjoying the fruit tea inside heard this voice, they knew that it was the little white dragon, and they hurriedly said to the little demon who was serving: "Go, invite the people outside in." ”
The little demon didn't dare not listen, and went out and respectfully invited Xiao Bailong, Bajie, and Lao Sha to Shuifu. After the elder brother met the master, he set up another table and made it, and the little white dragon saw the big crocodile on the ground belly turning upward, so he asked, "Master, what's wrong with him?" ”
The red boy showed off: "I was scorched by the fire of the young master, and I fainted." The old monk is waiting for him to wake up and ask questions! ”
"Little White Dragon, do you have a way to make him wake up quickly?" The three organs asked.
The little white dragon was free, and he gave a true qi to the big crocodile in the past, and this guy woke up in a moment, and the little demon went up to help turn his body over, and then he changed back into a human form.
This girl is really a rammer, just woke up and didn't fully recover her mana, so she summoned a bamboo steel whip and hit the red boy, the little white dragon was furious, and grabbed the back of his neck and pushed him to the ground, "You evil beast, you dare to commit murder!" See which one I am? ”
The dragon rubbed his eyes, saw the little white dragon clearly, and said, "Third cousin Ao Lie? Has the second uncle arrived? ”
The little white dragon scolded: "It's up to your size! It's strange that my father doesn't pick your skin when he comes. This scripture taker is my master, and you dare to eat him even if you have a few catties and taels, it's really pus. ”
"Hey, hey, hey! Senior brother, if you don't bring this, why is it pus-filled and rammed? Lao Sha and Bajie quit and rose up to protest.
Xiao Bai Longjun's face flushed, and he immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I scolded the wrong one." ”
"Humph!" Bajie Lao Sha snorted coldly, but he didn't fight anymore.
The three organs waved their hands, signaling the apprentices to stop making noise, but asked the goblin: "Jie Jie, do you know why this black water river is so dark?" ”
The goblin said: "I'm not a local youkai, I don't know why it's so dark." ”
The three viscera frowned, raised his hand and flicked his fingers, and a stream of black gas shot into the elf's eyebrows, and immediately turned away the mana of his cultivation, "Such a stupid guy doesn't know how to transform into a shape, or it's more appropriate to be a pet." Then he took up the purple gold bowl and collected the goblin that had turned back into a big crocodile.
Zhu Bajie came up and said, "Master, the river god of the Heishui River is above, he should know how dark the river is." ”
Lao Sha also came up and said, "That's right, the river god of the Heishui River is on the shore!" ”
Sanvisa waved his hand, "You can't ask him about this." He said to Bajie again: "Bajie, give the Xuantian gourd to Lao Sha for use." ”
Bajie hugged the black gourd and was reluctant, "Master, if you have any orders, let the old pig do it, and you won't work for that pus." ”