Chapter 266: Little Shop in the Wilderness
The moment the triangular golden coffin was opened, the sun was dazzling, and there was a person who was vaguely looking into the coffin. I couldn't help but say that I was beating the god stick, but I didn't think that the man's eyes were quick, and a handful of fluffy powder was sprinkled directly in, and then the coffin board snapped on it again.
The powder had a pungent fishy smell, and when I inhaled it, I choked and coughed, and my whole head became groggy.
I'm so angry,, this old immortal guy will still use this kind of indiscriminate means, this fishy and pungent powder, and with a faint cool air, isn't it the pubic bone powder that is very popular in Southeast Asia?
Yin bone powder is a kind of head-lowering technique, which mainly grinds the dry bones of dead people into powder, and then blends them with some anesthetic herbs. If the head lowerer in Thailand drops the pubic bone powder, it will have an anesthetic-like effect.
Generally speaking, pubic bone powder is used to harm people, because people who smoke or eat pubic bone powder, the powder of those herbs and dead people's dry bones will be digested, and it is difficult to be detected by modern medicine. The main thing is that this thing is not only useful for people, but even for ghosts.
Therefore, pubic bone powder is also known as the ten-spiced soft tendon powder in the circle.
I choked on tears and snot, coughing and cursing for this shameless guy. However, the effect of pubic bone powder is still gradually reflected in me, and not only has my brain become much sluggish, but even my limbs are gradually in a state of weakness.
Only now has the triangular coffin been opened from the outside again.
I wiped away my snot and tears, and scolded: "Long live the corpse, can you fucking have a face?" ”
Long live the corpse sneered and said, "Want face? What do you want to do with your face? Can it be eaten as a meal? Or can it be drunk as water? Boy, teach you to be obedient, in the endless abyss of the capital city, the person who wants to face will definitely not live for a week! ”
As he spoke, he reached out and dragged me out of the triangular coffin, took my batter, and snatched my backpack. Then he pointed at the co-pilot with a beating stick and said, "Sit there!" ”
I hated it in my heart, but I didn't do it. With my ability, even if I don't have Yin bone powder, I can't be his opponent, not to mention that my whole body is weak now, and resisting with my neck is the most stupid.
So I climbed into the co-pilot's seat without hesitation and said, "Long live the corpse, you really showed me what shamelessness is, hey, I said, are the bastards who came out of the city as virtuous as you?" ”
Long live the corpse didn't think it was angry, and was still smug there, saying, "This is called shameless? When I take you to the capital city, you'll know what really shamelessness is. I tell you, don't believe it, Lao Tzu is just like a saint in the capital city! ”
I made no secret of my inner contempt and said, "Yo, are you still a saint?" I've seen a lot. ”
Long live the corpse, this guy doesn't know if it's because of the lack of roots or what, and when he heard me say that he was a saint, he couldn't even hear the mockery in my tone. While nodding proudly, he started the car and stepped on the accelerator and rushed straight to the front.
Surrounded by lofty mountains and mountains, there are no people, from the boundary monument next to the highway, only to know that we are still on the 219 national highway. This is a highway from Shigatse to Yecheng in Xinjiang, and it is also the closest road to the Daxueshan Temple.
I was thinking about how to get out, but I casually asked him, do you want to take me to the capital city? As a result, the corpse nodded first, and then shook his head again.
He said, "The Fallen King is very interested in you, and you must have to make a trip to the capital city." But before I can do that, I'll have to catch one more person. ”
As soon as I heard about the fallen king, I immediately became interested and said, "I say, who is the fallen king?" His old man is honestly his king in the capital city, what does it mean that he has to follow a small person like me? ”
Ever since I left the Vatican, I've been wondering who the Fallen King really is. Zhang Wuren may have guessed a little, but he didn't tell me. If I could get something out of the corpse's mouth, maybe I didn't get caught by him in vain.
Long Live the Corpse smiled and said, "The Fallen King said that you are the only person with two eyes in the world, and he wants to talk to you." ”
My eyes are a little peculiar, I admit, but what do the Fallen Kings have to talk to me? I'm a human being, he's a ghost, and everyone doesn't interfere with the river water, so no one should be able to hinder anyone.
So I asked, "No, what does he have to talk to me about?" ”
Long live the corpse replied quickly: "How do I know? If I can guess what he's talking to you, I'm the Fallen King. ”
I wanted to ask again, but a convoy of military vehicles drove behind us, honking our horns to signal us to get out of the way.
This group of military vehicles was all large trucks, some transporting troops, some pulling military supplies. Judging from the license plates, they should all belong to the establishment of the border guards, and the vehicles are vast and endless, and I am afraid that there are not hundreds.
Border guards often practice in this area, and it is a common thing to encounter military vehicles on National Highway 219. And even if the corpse is capable, it is impossible to compete with the border guards, so he honestly pulls over and makes way for the army.
His pause gave me a chance, because the soldiers in the border area are different from the soldiers in the interior, in addition to their duty to defend their homes and the country, they can also take the place of local security when necessary.
As long as I pushed the car door and rolled down, and shouted for help, this group of soldiers would definitely not stand idly by.
Unexpectedly, my hand was on the car door, and the corpse slowly felt a colorful worm from the position of the big belly. He gave me a warning look and said, "Yu Buren, seeing that you are still cooperative, I gave you Yin bone powder, restricting your actions but not restricting your thoughts." But believe it or not, if you dare to make a small move, I'll let this worm burrow into your head! ”
I shuddered for a moment, this worm is from Inner Mongolia and is endemic to the prairie. Legend has it that shamans can read people's minds and know what is going on in your heart. Later, he refined the colorful worm, drilled into the human brain, interfered with the bioelectricity in the brain, and then became stupid and stupid.
The most important thing is that if you know how to communicate with the colorful worms, you can even control people's behavior through the colorful worms. If I dare to mess around, the corpse will make me eat the colorful worms.
Watching the colorful worm crawling around in his hand, I shuddered for no reason, and then laughed dryly, and said, "Hey, stinky and shameless, ah no, senior, I didn't think about anything, you see, I didn't do anything." ”
Long live the corpse turned his head to look at the military vehicles whizzing by him, and said lightly: "You'd better not do anything." ”
I gritted my teeth in anger, but I had to bow my head when I was under the roof, but it was a pity that I had such a good opportunity to get out.
Hundreds of military vehicles didn't care about the dusty Land Rover on the side of the road, and disappeared directly at the end of National Highway 219. In order to avoid encountering these military vehicles again, the corpse waited in place for more than half an hour before starting the car again and continuing to drive forward.
This time, I don't know what stimulated him, so I didn't say a word of nonsense. I tapped a few words on the side, wanting to know more about the news in the Endless Abyss, but I was yelled impatiently by the corpse.
I shrugged helplessly, and said in my heart that this guy couldn't be rushed by the evil spirit of those soldiers, right? You must know that the body of the soldier is very evil, and he has a great influence on the guy who deals with corpses all year round.
The corpse drove without saying a word, and I recovered my strength without saying a word, trying to solve the fatigue caused by the pubic bone powder. But the pubic bone powder is known as the ten fragrant soft tendons in the circle, how easy is it to crack it? Especially now that I can't use anything.
The only hope is to wait for the people of the Great Snow Mountain Temple to come and save their lives. Anyway, I can be regarded as preventing a disaster for them, and Master Kasa can't die without help, right?
When it was dark, the corpse Banzai also stopped the car. Looking around through the car window, I realized that there was a lonely hotel. The inn faces the road and there is a simple parking lot with gravel next to it. Behind the parking lot, diesel generators are emitting a low roar.
The corpse probe glanced at the shop, as if talking to himself, as if to say to me: "I haven't been to the Ali area for hundreds of years, but this place is becoming more and more interesting." Yu Buren, get out of the car! ”