Chapter 265: All of them are shameless people!
If a tree does not have bark, it will surely die, and people will be shameless, and the world will be invincible.
Long live the corpse thought that he would win the game, and he could turn us around with a judgment question, but who wanted to lose the challenge just because of a triangular golden coffin.
But who would have thought that this old guy who had lived for hundreds of years would be so shameless, and after losing, he would turn his face and deny it, and he wanted to arrest me and forcibly take me away.
But he said that the beating stick in my hand was grabbed by him with his bare hands, but I didn't panic, I wiped it on my waist, and a piece of rune paper was directly pulled out.
Before I left the Vatican, Zhang Wuren gave me several talismans to ward off evil spirits, all of which he painted in his spare time, imitating the Buddhist inscriptions on the tantric iron rod. The one I drew out was jokingly called the Buddha Gate Corpse Suppression Talisman by Zhang Wuren, although it is said to be a "corpse suppression", but if you really want to count it, even those who are relatively evil can be suppressed.
The moment the corpse banzai grabbed me with a magic stick, the corpse talisman in my hand was already attached to his chest. As soon as the corpse talisman was pasted, the corpse was like being scalded by a soldering iron, and he grinned in pain. He praised: "Good charm! Good means! ”
Then he grabbed the burning stick with both hands, and picked me up directly.
Even Lao Zhang's corpse suppression talisman didn't work, and I immediately panicked a little, and at this time, I didn't care about losing face or not, and shouted at Master Jiaye: "Master! Help me! ”
Long live the corpse laughed: "That old guy can't save you!" Let me in! ”
I just felt that the world was spinning, it turned out that the corpse Banzai couldn't take away my beating stick, and actually lifted my body directly, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, he stuffed me into the triangular gold coffin, and then with a "bang", the coffin lid was directly sealed on the top of the brain.
I was so frightened that I lifted my foot and kicked it. However, the coffin lid and coffin plate of the triangular gold coffin are very ingeniously constructed, although there is no coffin nail, but there is a buckle to connect, if it is locked inside, unless the outside person opens it, it will definitely not be able to get out.
After kicking two or three times in a row, the triangular golden coffin not only did not get kicked open, but shook my ankle. I was so angry that I yelled at it, saying that long live the corpse, this old bastard who can't afford to lose, has lived on a fucking dog for hundreds of years.
As he was scolding, he suddenly heard the loud voice of the Guru Kāya: "Long live the corpse!" Let go of inhumanity! ”
Long live the corpse scolded outside the coffin: "Old bald donkey! Which green onion are you? I want to save people! Let's chase it yourself! ”
He let out a long roar, and then I heard a crackling sound outside, and then I heard the corpse say, "Stop these bald donkeys!" Lao Tzu will keep you from dying! ”
After a little thought, I understood that the crackling sound was actually the sound of the coffin bursting, and the murderers who were originally hiding inside saw that the two sides had turned their faces, and they all rushed out to help with their hands in their hands.
Judging by the sound, it should be a mess of porridge outside, but I still hold on to a glimmer of hope, because this is the Daxueshan Temple, which is one of the four major schools in China. Even if these more than ten murderers are powerful, they shouldn't be able to stop the hundreds of exorcist masters here, right?
When I was thinking about it, I suddenly felt that the triangular golden coffin was grabbed by someone, and then the voice of the corpse came from outside: "Yu Buren!" Obediently follow Lao Tzu, dare to play any moth, Lao Tzu will suffocate you inside! ”
In the sound of the coffin shaking, the corpse Banzai had already carried the coffin and rushed outside.
My heart said that it was broken, if the corpse was let run out, where would Lao Tzu still have his life? Immediately kicked and smashed the triangular golden coffin. But the triangular gold coffin has been soaked in the depths of the Black Sea for hundreds of years without decay, and the good material can be seen, I shrank in the coffin and can't use my strength, even if I try my best, it will be useless.
The Sanskrit sounds in the ears and the screams of the murderers gradually decreased, and then soon became dull. At this time, I already knew that the corpse would probably leave the Great Snow Mountain Temple with the coffin.
Thinking about it, with his ability, it may be a little difficult to destroy the Great Snow Mountain Temple, but if you want to get out of the Great Snow Mountain Temple, it is really as simple as eating and drinking.
This is not the first time I've been locked up in a coffin and taken away, I was put in a coffin by the wrestlers of the Manchester Soul Rosher Consortium in the Land of the Fallen Dead, and then sent to the ghost prison. Since then, I have had a special aversion to living people in coffins.
But think about it carefully, God really likes to play tricks on people, how long has it been? It was put in a coffin and carried away.
In this case, blindly smashing the coffin and wasting physical strength is the stupidest way, and I immediately lay quietly in the coffin to recuperate, while thinking about the way to get out.
Fortunately, because the corpse was too hasty when he caught me, he hadn't taken away the beating stick and the package he had been carrying. In addition to the corpse talisman sent by Lao Zhang, there are some other strange things in the package, probably for the purpose of protecting me, even Sanyang wine, purple cinnabar and other rare items that are yang to the strongest.
I'm a little relieved that since this guy captured me alive, he won't kill me. Since he won't kill me, then with my means, maybe I really have a chance to get out. After all, it is tens of thousands of kilometers away from the Kola Peninsula from the Great Snow Mountain Temple, how can it be so easy to arrive?
It didn't seem to be strenuous at all to carry a coffin, and after he rushed out of the Great Snow Mountain Temple, he threw the triangular gold coffin directly into a Land Rover. This Land Rover is one of the vehicles that Bernard and I saw when we entered the Great Snow Mountain Temple, and the seats in the back of the car were removed to fit the coffin.
Unexpectedly, the corpse's driving skills were not bad, he skillfully lit the fire, skillfully reversed, and then the Land Rover let out a low roar, and the huge inertia hit, so that my head hit the coffin lid.
I kicked the coffin to express my displeasure. But the corpse didn't pay attention to me, just stepped on the accelerator and continued to accelerate, and after making a U-turn, he rushed out directly along the road.
Along the way, I heard people shouting for interceptions, and I heard Land Rovers crashing into roadblocks. Listening to this, all of a sudden I regretted it a little, because when Bernard and I went to the Great Snow Mountain Temple, we had met two teams of red-clothed lamas who intercepted us.
Think about the two teams of red-clothed lamas, they should be the monks guarding the door, right? It's just that Bernard, this old guy, is very ruthless, and the two teams of eight red-clothed lamas were all taken down by him, otherwise they just did a little bit to block it, how could this Land Rover rush out of the Great Snow Mountain Temple so easily?
It's really fucking karma.
The murderers who were stranded in the Great Snow Mountain Temple completed the interception task perfectly, at least the corpse Banzai took me all the way and ran wildly, and there was not even a person behind me. Although in my opinion, eighty percent of those murderers were captured alive by the masters of the Great Snow Mountain Temple. But in my opinion, even if all the murderers in the world die, it is estimated that I will not be able to exchange my life.
After all, your own life is the most important thing.
The roads in Tibet are not very smooth, especially the national highway near Kailash, which is even more potholed and difficult to walk. I was torn up in the coffin, and under the exhaustion of my spirit, I had to change to a more comfortable posture and prepare for a good rest.
I still don't believe that he can keep me in a coffin? I've got to eat, drink, pee and, right?
If you want to say that I also have a big heart, if ordinary people were locked in a coffin by an old monster who has lived for hundreds of years, it is estimated that their mentality would have collapsed long ago, but I am also well-informed, and I don't know how many times I have experienced things that are close to death, isn't it just to be arrested? No big deal.
The more I thought about it, the more relaxed I became, and I fell asleep unconsciously listening to the rhythmic bumps of the vehicle.
This sleep was particularly uncomfortable, after all, the coffin is for the dead, not the living. So I woke up and looked at my watch and realized that I had only been asleep for more than four hours.
The car was still jolting slightly, and it seemed that it was still moving forward. I slapped the coffin and said, "Hey! Shameless old guy, are you tired? ”
Banzai heard me slapping the coffin, and he slammed on the brakes, causing my head to hit the coffin board again. I was so angry that I was about to scold, when suddenly I heard the coffin board creak, as if it was about to open from the outside.
At this time, I didn't care about scolding him, so I hurriedly grabbed the beating stick and adjusted my posture, thinking that if the coffin lid was opened, I would give him a stick with a stick on his head and face.