Zhenguan 5th year, August 15, Wednesday, fine

"The weather is so sunny today, the scenery is good, the scenery is good......" I sang indulgently.

"Lao Sha, what song are you singing?" The monkey asked.

"Oh, I don't know, I sang it as soon as I was happy, maybe it was a song I wrote before!" I said indifferently.

"Blow, you blow! Just you, can you write songs? If you know how to write, the sows will go up the tree! The monkey said sarcastically. This guy has always been like this, with a poisonous mouth, and I ignore him.

The pig was unwilling: "Hey, monkey, you can't be racist, we pigs have provoked you!" ”

"I'm talking about sows, not boars, what are you excited about!" The monkey rolled his eyes, "Or have you recently had doubts about your gender?" ”

"Me!" Zhu Bajie opened his mouth, suddenly turned around and said to Tang Seng next to the bonfire: "Master, look at Senior Brother, he bullied me again!" After saying that, the fat body twisted a few times, it's disgusting!

But his appearance is flattering and thrown to the blind man, why, Tang Seng is still there as usual to draw his little circles, oh no, digging his little hole.

"Look! There's a flying saucer! I shouted.

Everyone quickly turned their faces and looked up in the direction of my finger. Actually, I'm just pointing fingers, these guys talk about it all day long, I really feel a headache. But who knows, they actually showed strange expressions in the direction of my finger.

I twisted my face to look at it, and I was startled as well. Good guy, I saw a huge mouse swallowing essence at the moon under the bright moon? Rat spirit?

Tang Seng looked demented, and suddenly shouted: "Nurse, nurse!" ”

The monkey glanced back at him, sneered and walked away. Zhu Bajie and I had no choice but to stand beside Tang Seng and comfort his injured little heart. Obviously, it doesn't play much, because the most capable player in our team is Sun Wukong, he doesn't care, and Zhu Bajie and I are basically resting. Therefore, sometimes I have to think about a very serious question, why does Guanyin Bodhisattva let us also protect Tang Seng, it is enough to have Sun Wukong alone, if there is no Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and I will not be able to play the slightest role, it is really incomprehensible!

"What do you think? Here it comes! "I got another brain meltdown on my head, and when I looked up, I saw that the huge rat spirit had long been attracted by the ghost cry we had here, and turned into a bewitching beauty.

I have reason to believe that Tang Seng definitely did it on purpose. If it weren't for his voice, the eldest sister of the rat spirit probably wouldn't have noticed a few of us little shrimps, what should I do, if I get bitten, will I get the plague! Thinking of this, I couldn't help but take a few steps back.

In just a few moments, the mouse girl had already walked in front of us. Zhu Bajie, who usually can't walk when he sees a woman, also took a few steps back, and shouted inwardly: "Monster, Hugh is going to be rampant, do you know who my senior brother is?" Is it Monkey King? Monkey King! ”

"Bajie, it's all the old yellow calendar before, don't mention it, you talk, I'll go find some wild fruits to eat!" Saying that, the monkey actually walked away like this, and walked away! A few of us were collectively dumbfounded, could it be that the senior brother suddenly ignored the brotherhood and abandoned us? I'm just an undercover agent, and I don't want to die here. Jade Emperor, hurry up and find someone to save me!

However, it didn't work to say anything now, the rat spirit just beckoned, and the few of us collectively stopped moving. So, we watched Tang Seng being snatched away by the rat spirit by the back of his neck. Seeing this, we all breathed a sigh of relief. It's dangerous!

"Where's Master?" At this time, the monkey came back with a huge branch on his back, full of peaches, and it was not known how the monkey could find it anywhere.

"Master has been captured by a monster!" We shouted in unison, and even the white dragon horse let out a long roar.

"Don't you want to save it?" I asked.

"No!" The monkey said firmly.

"Why?" We all asked.

"What do you think, Tang Seng is the protagonist of this play, we all got together because of him, the protagonists all have halos, and they won't die so easily!" Sun Wukong looked calm.

"But!"

"No, but, when you see that the master will be eaten by the goblins, don't worry, come, it's not too late to eat first and then go!" It seems to make a lot of sense, after a few of us were untied by the monkeys, we sat by the campfire, eating peaches while discussing why the goblins wanted to eat cooked food every time they wanted to eat Master, and couldn't we eat it raw? After discussing it for a long time without a conclusion, everyone finally agreed that it was the ghost caused by the protagonist's halo.

Damn the aura of the protagonist, how could such an adventure audience like to watch it! I can't help but complain!

After eating and wiping it off, the four of us caught up with the smell of the goblin's unique body odor.

The three of them looked at the swarthy hole in the ground and looked at each other.

"Who's going first!" Pig said.

"Of course you go first!" The monkey squeezed him.

"Why?" The pig was upset, "You bully the pig!" ”

"Because you're fat, you go down first and widen the road, so that we can go down well!" The monkey's words always make a lot of sense.

"I'm not going anyway!" The pig flicked his sleeves and sat on the ground without speaking.

……

In the end, everyone adopted my method: drawing lots.

Or the pig goes first.

Zhu Bajie was reluctantly kicked down by the monkey. Estimating that it should be the end, I shouted, "Second Senior Brother, have you arrived?" What's next? But after shouting for a long time, there was no movement, and the monkey was in a hurry, so he didn't wait any longer, and told the white dragon horse to look at the luggage, and pulled me to jump down.

I swear, this is definitely the deepest hole I've ever drilled in my life, how long has it been, and how has it not been to the end.

"Lao Sha, do you have any peaches left? I am hungry! The monkey said.

"Oh, here you go, the last one!" I calmly handed it to him, and he calmly took it and ate it calmly.

We're not there yet.

I don't know how long it took, but the two of us "poofed" to the bottom of the cave, but what we didn't expect was that the bottom of this cave was very soft, like a layer of meat mats.

"Senior brother, it's quite soft, I thought it hurt to fall?" I am happy.

"Lao Sha, you go down for me!" Who knows, a familiar voice came from under the buttocks, the monkey took out a stick and turned it into a flint and steel, illuminating it, Zhu Bajie!

"Bajie, why are you under our ass?" The monkey was puzzled, and the pig was angry.

Omitting the 18,000-word bickering between the two here, we lit the flint and flint and groped our way forward.

"Look, there's a spiritual seat here!" The pig exclaimed.

The monkey took a closer look at the flint and saw that it read "Father-in-law Tota Li Heavenly King".

"Hey, no, when did this Tota Li Heavenly King die? I remember when I went down to earth he was still alive and well! I wondered.

"You know what, this is called the Immortal Tablet! It is specially set up for the respectable people, and it is to pray that God will bless the people on the tablet with a long life and eliminate all difficulties. The monkey's explanation got a thumbs up from the pig.

"It turns out that she is still a goblin with parents, now it's okay, let's go directly to her parents!" I am happy.

"Don't worry, let's explore each other's reality first!" The monkey is really scheming.

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