In the fifth year of Zhenguan, on the sixth day of the fifth month, on Sunday, the yellow sand was all over the sky

I found that today was not a good day, I just took a shower in the morning, and as soon as I went out, I was covered with yellow sand.

"Phew, Phew, Phew!" The monkey snorted several times before saying, "Why is the wind and sand so big here?" ”

"In the past two years, the vitality here has been lost a lot, so there is a sandstorm, everyone will take a moment, it will be fine in the evening, let's go first!" Bai Linger explained.

"Is it delicious? I haven't eaten in three days! The pig said very dissatisfied.

"Please take a new shower and change your clothes, otherwise the ceremony will not be completed!" Bai Ling'er looked at the gray-faced people and said apologetically.

"It's really troublesome, you have to take another shower, it's very inconvenient for you to get water in this place!" The monkey grumbled.

"This time, I won't bother you to wash it yourself, we have a public bathroom here, which is very convenient to wash." Saying that, we were taken by Bai Ling'er to a special room.

A few of us sat in a circle, sweating profusely from our heads.

"Master, why doesn't this look like a bath?" I asked.

"Wujing, you are lonely and unheard of, I have heard that there is a place where the custom is very peculiar, to take a bath in a place like a steamer, they call it a sauna!" Tang Seng patiently explained, but I still felt that something was wrong.

"But, Master, a piece of meat on my old pig's ass is almost cooked!" Pig asked with a puzzled expression.

"I said why is it so fragrant, I thought they were ready to eat!" Tang Seng suddenly realized.

"Stupid!" The monkey rolled his eyes and pulled a handful of monkey hair from his thigh, "Damn, it's all hot!" ”

"Hey! You're burning too much, we can't stand it anymore! Tang Seng suddenly shouted.

There was no movement outside.

"It's almost ripe, the fire is smaller!" The pig also shouted.

There was finally movement outside, as if a few people were whispering: "Quick, add more fire, they will be almost ripe, and we will have some to eat at that time!" ”

"Master, they seem to be going to eat us!" I whispered.

"Nurse, nurse!" Tang Seng shouted again.

The monkey took the lead, took his stick out of his ear, and struck it on the wall of the room with a "dang", but nothing happened except for a deafening sound.

It's broken, that's when the big guys really start to worry. After all, the monkey is in charge of our strength, and if he can't beat the monster, we will stop cooking.

"It's over, the old pig is going to become a roast suckling pig this time!" Zhu Bajie stared at each other and sat on the side stupidly.

The monkey did not give up, and continued to knock, smash, drill, and poke with his stick...... However, nothing worked.

"You can save your worries, be a snack with peace of mind, at most we will eat you with sesame oil when we eat you, and let you go fragrantly!" Bai Ling'er's voice came through from outside.

I knew this girl wasn't a good thing, look, I guessed it!

I was angry: "Sure enough, it's you, I have long thought you have a problem!" ”

"So what? You guessed it and you didn't say it, of course, even if you did, do you think the dead monkey would listen to you? Bai Ling'er's triumphant voice was very twitching.

"What's the matter with me, why is it on my head, the biggest one here is obviously Tang Seng!" The monkey was not convinced.

"Is that so?" Bai Ling'er's voice floated in again.

"Anyway, don't blame me!" The monkey continued to argue.

Everyone's eyes drifted around, as if they all thought that the monkey was wrong to say this.

Suddenly, Bai Ling'er stopped talking. We all thought she was gone, but her voice suddenly sounded, full of anger: "Sun Wukong, why are you so irresponsible every time, you wretch!" In this way, you are still dead and clean, and you can stay with her forever when you die! ”

"Who? Who are you talking about? The monkey suddenly became furious, "Speak clearly!" ”

"I want you to be a fool, you deserve it!" Bai Ling'er's voice was a little sad.

"Do you say it or not!" The monkey thundered.

"Don't say it!" Bai Ling'er is very stubborn.

"Okay, you wait!" As soon as he finished speaking, there was a loud bang, and the monkey poked a large hole in the wall with his stick. Fresh air poured out, and the monkey's light flashed out. A few of us also helped each other to climb out of the hole.

Dare to love this monkey can go out, so why didn't he do his best just now, does he really want everyone to celebrate the anniversary? I didn't expect the monkey to have such a deep affection for everyone, and to die together, I felt that I suddenly had a new understanding of the monkey!

Suddenly, there was a blow on the head, it was Tang Seng, he didn't even look at me, and said, "What do you think?" There are so many more people to deal with! ”

I looked up and saw that a group of people were overwhelming, and we were surrounded by a group of people. The whole village, young and old, with everything in their hands, looked at us as if we were the bandits and robbers who robbed their village.

Over there, the battle between the monkey and Bai Ling'er was fierce, and I saw two figures, one yellow and one white, flashing rapidly in the air, under the blue sky, it looked very good-looking, and from time to time there were colorful divine light splashes of spells, which was very beautiful!

"Look at what! It's called! "It's another brain meltdown, how can Tang Seng pick up soft persimmons and pinch them, it hurts.

A meaty villager ran towards us brandishing an axe, and I turned my face to glare at him, and he was shocked that the axe in his hand had fallen. I was a little surprised to see this. He was even more surprised, took a deep breath, and ran back to their camp as if he were flying. At this moment, they didn't dare to move, and just glared at us with more force than just now.

It's not idle that my eyes hurt!

Over there, the battle between the monkey and Bai Ling'er was nearing its end. With a "dang" sound, the monkey knocked Bai Ling'er to the ground, stepped on the girl's face, and shouted with red eyes: "Say!" Who is she? ”

Bai Ling'er shed two lines of tears, and the pear blossoms brought rain, which was very pitiful.

The words he said were as cold as Sanjiu: "Want to know? You dream, and you will pay for the sins you have committed! It's going to torture you like this! Hahahaha...... "Laughter was mixed with crying.

"Don't say I'll kill you!" The monkey's stick is raised high.

"Then you can kill me!" Bai Ling'er was not afraid at all, but the villagers were very frightened.

The monkey stared at Bai Ling'er for a long time, slowly put his foot down, turned around, and walked back with a stick.

"You're not going to kill me?" Bai Ling'er was a little surprised, but then said, "Even so, I won't tell you the truth!" ”

As soon as she finished speaking, Bai Ling'er's entire body flew into the sky, and several streams of bright red blood spurted out from her seven orifices, drawing a beautiful arc in the air, and finally fell heavily to the ground, blurring flesh and blood.

"I said, if I don't tell me, I'll kill you, you don't believe it!" The monkey said in a light tone and didn't care.

The villagers knelt down one after another, it turned out that Bai Ling'er was Mrs. Bai Gu, and these villagers were also some mountain spirits and wild monsters, living by eating people under the leadership of Bai Ling'er.

I thought that the jealous and hateful monkey would kill all these mountain spirits and wild monsters, but I didn't think that he would have left it alone, and in the end, it was Tang Seng who recited the scriptures to turn these monsters into a merit!

We left, and only I glanced back at Bai Linger's corpse. Vaguely, it seemed as if a pale blue petal floated towards me, and gently told me, "This is the first-" Reading the book and finding the latest chapter by yourself? You're out, WeChat attention Beauty editor helps you find books! It's really a good book to flirt with girls!