Chapter 20 Tangible and Qualitative

That team member was close to Chen Fang, and he watched Chen Fang soar into the sky!

He couldn't help but gasp, and the next second he almost spurted blood with regret!

Chen Fang: Who is that?

Chen Fang is a person with color when he farts, and the taste can be good, not to mention that he gasps a lot...... Stinky fart.

At that time, the thing felt that an unknown object had penetrated into its nasal cavity and entered its lungs along the trachea.

The smell is really unbearable, just like the smell of stinky meat that has been rotten for ten days on dog days mixed with the smell of the toilet, and the head is dizzy when it rushes directly.

Chen Fang fell from the sky, and a horse was lying on the ground, with smoke curling on his buttocks......

The cargo shook his body twice and said, "Chen Shao...... You smell too big......"

As he spoke, he couldn't help but take two steps back!

Chen Fang looked confused, I am so wronged, I didn't fart or not, don't I know it myself?

But where did this recoil and yellow smoke go?

Chen Fang really couldn't explain clearly.

He saw his teammate's body shaking, and hurriedly came over to help the other party.

The team member hurriedly ran away and said, "Chen Shao, it's not that my brother is unjust, it's really that you have too much taste!" ”

Everyone else was watching from afar, no one dared to approach, and the yellow smoke had not dispersed until now, who dared to come and feel this smell!

As soon as the teammate ran out, everyone looked at him strangely.

...... "He hasn't understood yet!"

I heard another Hu Zihan, who was also a youth team, shouting: "Don't come here!" ”

"......"

What the hell, I didn't put the fart, why can't I come over!

"Your face is yellowed...... Hu Zihan said loudly.

"I ......"

This is too exaggerated, that thing wants to cry without tears, and daring to love is not only cruel in taste, but also brings color!

The referee is a physical education teacher in the second middle school, and he has never seen such an exaggerated thing in his life, so he trotted to the crowd and said, "That...... Why don't you change people first? ”

"Substitution, substitution!" Hu Zihan said loudly: "And! ”

Hu Zihan pointed at the teammate whose face was blown up by the fart and said, "Replace him too!" ”

Who can stand this?

Chen Fang wanted to cry without tears, and was replaced with the yellow-faced dejected one.

As soon as he walked to Cai Liang's side, he saw Cai Liang hiding far away, and immediately became angry: "I didn't fart!" ”

"No, no!" Cai Liang hurriedly said with a serious face, he has a little money at home, but he doesn't dare to offend the son of the underworld boss, especially in the catering industry, if he makes Chen Fang angry, call a vote of people to come, and do something casually, his Jinluo Hotel can't be opened!

On the other side, Ding Wen and the substitutes in the second class couldn't turn their heads for a while.

This is ...... It's a bit too exaggerated, who has ever seen a fart that can fly itself up, then it has to be made into an anal fissure.

Ding Wen was pondering, if anyone could make such a big movement when they fart, it was absolutely impossible, was it a ghost that Fang Wen did inside!

But this is also unlikely, Fang Wen is still being a commentator, and it is too far away.

But if it weren't for him, it wouldn't be reasonable, after all, Fang Wen was a contestant who could shoot ghosts with a fly swatter, and he used a night pot to sell five million, and he never took the usual path to do things.

It's a bit of a thing!

"Chen Fang was replaced, oops, it's a pity, Chen Fang's performance is very amazing, I have never seen anyone who can fart so earth-shattering, and there is a shape and quality, Chen Fang is definitely the first person in the past......"

Fang Wen opened his mouth and talked nonsense, and even the corner of tomorrow's flower Qiluo, who had never liked to laugh next to him, raised the corners of his mouth and couldn't help laughing.

Fang Wenjun, it's really interesting!

Although she didn't know why Chen Fang was like this, her intuition told her that Fang Wen couldn't get rid of it.

The people in the stands, now relieved from the shock, were in an uproar.

"Damn, that's awesome, do you see that? Just now, Chen Fang was able to rush up two meters high with a fart, don't kick the ball this specially, go and even jump high, jump up and fart to break the world record! ”

"Who says it's not, it's not bad to practice swimming, swim and swim, let out a fart, and you can swim more than ten meters more than others at once, so I ask which swimmer in the world can compare?"

"You are all wrong, I think he should go to practice 100 meters, think about it, he can advance more than ten meters with a fart, as long as he starts with a fart, who is behind him, who can stand the fart with a yellow face, compare with him, even if Bolt comes, he is not an opponent!"

"Damn, you still have a point......

There is a special ghost reason, Fang Wen looked confused, everyone's brains are very peculiar!

Listening to you say that, farting is powerful, and it's quite useful, isn't it!

Fang Wen, who had just come down from the rostrum, heard everyone's discussions, and felt that the master was in the people, and his brain was still too small.

But then again, this "invincible fart simulator" is really violent, and the effect is unexpected.

In the future, these black technologies must not be used on themselves!

These things can't kill people, but they can kill people.

Chen Fang over there listened to the explanation, his face was almost green, this is that bastard explaining, I heard it just now seems to be Bi Qiufan from the Speech Club?

What the hell is Bi Qiufan? I don't know Lao Tzu, I buried Lao Tzu in front of the people in the global field, today I have to let you know how powerful Lao Tzu is!

Chen Fang walked out of the court angrily and walked towards the rostrum.

Bi Qiufan went out to buy some water and came back, just this time, how did he know that something big had happened in the court.

After coming back, he was about to continue to exercise his abilities, when he saw Chen Fang angrily walking towards the rostrum with two people.

Chen Fang doesn't know, can he know Chen Fang, the future young master of the Black Dragon Hall, the whole school doesn't know each other!

"Lao Tzu wants to see, it is that miscellaneous crumb who is so bold, he dares to openly bury Lao Tzu, and catch that commentary, Lao Tzu has to let them know what the end of life is!" Chen Fang gritted his teeth as he walked.

“……”

Bi Qiufan was messy for a while, when did I bury you, although I have had this idea for a long time, but I also have to have this courage!

Chen Fang took people to the rostrum to see that there was no one in the seat at all.

This crumb, run fast!

Chen Fang and his two younger brothers smashed a set of commentary equipment to smithereens, and then rushed off the rostrum angrily.

The initiator, Fang Wen, had already come to Ding Wen's side with a smile on his face at this time.

"Teacher Ding, Chen Fang is gone, we can win!" Fang Wen looked proud.

"Tell me quietly, how did you do that?" Ding Wen asked in a low voice.

"What?" Fang Wen pretended to be stupid!

"Still pretending to be stupid with me, you didn't do what Chen Fang did just now?" Ding Wen looked at Fang Wen with a suspicious expression.

"Teacher Ding, you think too much, I have that ability, is it because he is powerful to fart......"

How powerful is farting? It seems to be the case, but have you ever seen anyone fart so powerful for no reason, and those who have grown up eating farts all their lives are not so powerful!