Chapter 19: Nothing to Do
Chen Fang, who shot just now on the field, almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.
This Nima is that bastard so damaged, you can explain it well, why do you take it to the ditch every sentence.
Not only was Chen Fang distracted for a while, but even the other team members were a little abnormal!
After the restart, the entire team members on the field listened to Fang Wen's foaming commentary.
"Okay, now Chen Fang came to an oblique insertion, and inserted it into the back of the other party, it's really exciting......"
Wonderful your sister, it's not fun to plug in front and behind each other?
This commentary is too perverted!
was interrupted by Fang Wen, and the members of the sixth class were all absent-minded, so the players of the second class seized the opportunity to fight back.
Li Haixin broke through with the ball, cooperated with his teammates with two-on-one, and went all the way to the hinterland of Class 6, but unfortunately when he got up, he didn't grasp the timing well, and he missed with one kick!
This time, Chen Fang and the others woke up directly!
The paralyzed, just listening to the two hundred and five front insertions, the back insertion went, and almost gave people a counterattack.
As soon as the members of the sixth class became serious, the second class immediately fell behind.
Chen Fang and the other two members of the academy team ran like flying on the field, playing exquisite coordination, and threatening the goal of the second class again and again.
If it weren't for the slight bad luck, the second class would have lost the city gate at this time.
But if it goes on like this, it will be a matter of time before the second class loses the game!
Fang Wen talked nonsense on stage for a while, a little dry mouth.
Tomorrow Hua Qiluo was very obedient and handed over a bottle of water.
Fang Wen opened it and took two sips and said, "How about my explanation!" ”
Tomorrow Hua Qiluo tilted her head and thought for a while, "Very good......"
"Ahem!"
Yes, this girl asked in vain, what is the attraction of the buddy, this girl follows her every step of the way.
Fang Wen looked at the situation on the field, and the second class was in a passive situation.
I promised Ding Wen that I wanted the second class to win the game, even if I didn't promise, I couldn't let scum like Cai Liang and Chen Fang be stupid!
"System, exchange for invincible fart simulator, exchange for a miniature intelligent robot bee!"
"Successful exchange for Invincible Fart Simulator!"
"Redeem the Micro Robot Bee successfully!"
Fang Wen spread out his hand, only to see a robot bee appear in his hand, exactly the same as a normal bee, the same size.
He clicked, pressed the virtual screen out, and started the various settings.
Tomorrow's Flower Qiluo next to her looked at Fang Wen very puzzled and pointed, not knowing what the mystery was.
After the setting was completed, Fang Wen took out the "Invincible Fart Simulator".
The little bee clicked softly, its mouthparts opened, and Fang Wen put the dust-like simulator into the little bee's mouthparts.
The little bee "buzzed" and flew away, and quickly flew towards Chen Fang in the field.
"The technology of the Nima galaxy is amazing, it can make a simulator so small, it's really amazing!"
Fang Wen sighed unconsciously.
But think about it, people are high-latitude universes, and technology doesn't know how far away from the earth, this kind of thing is just the lowest thing in black technology.
Chen Fanggang on the field broke the opponent's ball and was running hard, this time he must break through the opponent's door.
He passed again and again, broke into the penalty area, and raised his foot to hit the goal.
Suddenly I felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and it seemed that something had attacked the chrysanthemum!
At the same time, he shot with one kick, because of the chrysanthemum abnormality, this kick was weak and weak, and was easily confiscated by the goalkeeper!
What's going on with this Nima?
Chen Fang was very depressed, what is the reason for the chrysanthemum to be tight for no reason, it is so weird!
I just felt it carefully, and it seemed to hurt for a while, and there was no follow-up.
It's time to eat less spicy stuff these days, it's hemorrhoids!
Chen Fang didn't think much about it, and continued to start running, just now the opportunity was good, but unfortunately suddenly the chrysanthemum tightened and missed, and he must not let go of this kind of opportunity.
Thinking of this, Chen Fang was a little angry, and now the second fool is still muttering in the loudspeaker, inserting it over and over again, inserting it in the back, it affects people's emotions so much!
Fang Wen, who was sitting on the stage, touched his chin: "This is already installed, right?" ”
This "Invincible Fart Simulator" is not to make people really fart, but to create the effect of fart, as for how much effect, Fang Wen doesn't know yet, but since it is a simulated fart, at least there has to be a sound or something.
He was too far away to hear!
But on the court, everyone fights very often, and suddenly you fart, just ask if the impact affects the mood, and the fart person himself is probably embarrassed!
At that time, Chen Fang continued to make strange noises, and asked you can still be so violent?
If it doesn't work, then buddy will continue to crow's mouth, and there are not too many ways to deal with this kind of stupidity!
At this moment, he suddenly heard a loud noise, as if a thunder exploded out of thin air, and then Fang Wen saw Chen Fang's whole person flying out of more than ten meters at once, dragging a puff of yellow smoke behind his buttocks, tumbling and rolling, it was amazing......
", Chen Fang is very powerful, a fart is overwhelming, using the propulsion of the fart, he advanced more than ten meters at once, achieving the effect of teleportation, and the defenders didn't react at all......"
Fang Wen saw that it had an effect, and hurriedly explained loudly into the loudspeaker.
Tomorrow Flower Qiluo next to him looked at Chen Fang on the field dumbfounded, how did this happen, does a fart have such great power, isn't this a bit exaggerated!
Not only Tomorrow Hua Kira was stunned, but even the players on the field were stunned!
Big brother, are you farting? You're a biological weapon, who has ever seen a fart so loud, and the whole football stadium can hear it clearly, like a thunderbolt in the clear sky.
What's more, your fart has formed a puff of yellow smoke, how much waste gas do you have in your stomach? The recoil can give you more than ten meters, don't you exaggerate too much, okay?
The audience in the stands was shouting and cheering, but they were shocked by Chen Fang's sudden surprise, and the entire stand was quiet!
He ...... Is this a fart? ”
"Probably, probably, maybe...... Right! Another said uncertainly.
"This is too exaggerated, whoever is next to him, his face must not be yellowed!" A fat man looked shocked.
"You're thinking too much, if anyone is around, I guess they'll have fainted!"
Chen Fang was about to collapse, the fart just now was definitely not released by himself, although he felt the impact and heard the sound, but he obviously didn't fart!
"I didn't put that fart just now!" Chen Fang said to his teammates in the youth team at the same time.
"Chen Shao, let's continue, don't explain, everyone has seen it!" The team member whispered, at this time, I also explained a yarn, do I believe in my own eyes, or do I believe you?
Before he finished speaking, he heard another loud bang, and Chen Fang dragged a puff of yellow smoke on his buttocks and flew up more than two meters high......
Groove ......