007 Failed Monk
"Could it be that my arrival disrupted time and space, is this the butterfly effect?" Wu Ming felt that nothing like this had happened in his previous life when he was in high school, at least not in his memory.
"Emidha, that Buddha! The poor monk is late! Don't be afraid! A Buddha horn sounded behind Wu Ming.
"Familiar voice! What is this? It feels really familiar, but it feels very strange! Wu Ming's consciousness was gradually blurred, but he was a little awakened by this sound, and he only felt that this voice was quite familiar.
"Dead bald donkey, don't go over! I have insured this land, master! If you want to go over, ask me first! Jiang Lele saw that someone came to make trouble again, and he didn't give him any face, and he was a bald monk, with shiny hair, and hurriedly knocked people out with a dodge.
"Eh, Amitabha! The little monk fell short, brother, did you have any misunderstanding, I am going to save people! You let me go! The bald head wiped a handful of blood donation from his nose and looked at Jiang Lele with a smile.
"Dude! This is a high school, not a temple! You'd better go back to your temple! I'm guarding the master here, I don't need you to save people! Jiang Lele pinched his knuckles "pop", constantly twisted his neck, and played a lot of games at night, which seemed to have some damage to his cervical spine.
"Classmates! The two classmates on your side are in danger and need to be treated by the little monk in time, otherwise their lives are likely to be in danger! "The monk who fell into the void, stretched out his hand, and actually took out a Zen staff from the void.
"Yo, and jugglers! The props are quite comprehensive! Don't shave your head and pretend to be a monk, your life is in danger, I think you are too deeply poisoned by the second dimension, or go back and pretend to be a cute girl, maybe I will consider letting you walk here! You think I'm afraid of you if you take out a broken stick, Lao Tzu's first combat power in college is not in vain! Jiang Lele put his thumb on his pen and tried his best to make a gesture that he thought was vicious, which was actually learned from the villain in the movie.
"Disappointed, it's actually a disappointed monk!" Wu Ming's consciousness in confusion began to gradually become clearer.
"The failed monk has appeared, then I still have hope, he should be able to save me!"
"Don't mess around, kid, King Kong tied him up!" The disappointed monk crossed Jiang Lele in one step, stopped in front of Wu Ming, and began to open Wu Ming's eyelids.
"Yes master!" A half-human-tall metal robot fell from mid-air, directly stretched out a metal arm like a tentacle, and firmly hugged Jiang Lele, making him completely unable to move.
"Dead monk, stinky monk, you have the ability to fight me alone, what kind of ability is it to catch me with a robot......"
"This kid is rambling, King Kong covers his mouth!"
"Yes master!" The metal robot didn't know where to stretch out two more tentacles and stabbed them directly into Jiang Lele's mouth, Jiang Lele couldn't scold in an instant, and could only make a "woo woo" sound.
"This kid is very serious, but it's okay, the sense of survival is very strong, and there is salvation! I don't know if the old Taoist priest's things are reliable or not, no matter what, let's try it first! The disillusioned monk took out a canvas bag and began to rummage through it, and in a moment spread a lot of it on the ground.
"Damn, these talismans all look the same! I should use that one! Dispatch Talisman, no, Five Thunder Talisman, no, Evil Breaking Talisman? Well, it's kind of reliable! Give it a try! The monk put his Zen staff on the ground, and began to cast a spell with a mudra.
"The great god of law, the blue body. The air rushed into the clouds, and the sonic thunder ......"
"Taoism is popular. Haste as a law! ”
"Damn, this spell is so long, thanks to my rote memorization skills, otherwise such a long spell would be recited by ghosts!"
The failed monk had just finished reciting, and a rune was automatically windless, and spontaneously combusted without fire, and then split into two, flying to the foreheads of Wu Ming and Tan Xian respectively like his own long eyes, and burned out, turning into a ray of light and turning into his brain.