"Whew" Wu Ming exhaled a breath of black air and gradually woke up.

"Failed monk? You are in vain! Wu Ming looked at the immature little monk in front of him, and he was still wearing a school uniform, but he had a big bald head.

"That's not right!" In Wu Ming's memory, the disappointed monk is a middle-aged uncle, and this disappointed little monk is obviously much younger than himself, although he looks similar, but the age gap is too big.

"Isn't it because the fallen monk is supposed to be middle-aged? It shouldn't be a child! Wu Ming still couldn't help but speak.

"Brother, do you know me? I also think that I should be an adult, and because I should be a monk, but I don't know why I am a middle school student, I feel that I have lost a very important memory! Do you know? The disappointed little monk looked at Wu Ming with excitement, in fact, the disappointed little monk was a middle school student in the middle school next door, and today he occasionally felt that something might happen in the high school next door that he had to go, so he climbed over the wall.

Wu Ming looked at the monk's strong muscles, the tall and mighty physique of an adult, but he had the face of a middle school student, and a big bald head with a shiny oil, this contrast was still very joyful.

"And do you remember me?" Wu Ming pointed to his nose.

"It feels familiar, I should be familiar with you, but I don't have any memories of you!" The fallen monk crossed his legs opposite Wu Ming, stretched out a hand and scratched his head, Wu Ming felt that if this guy stretched out two hands to draw circles on his head, it would be a live-action version of Brother Yixiu, just a small-headed muscular version of Brother Yixiu.

"That's fine! Then do you remember where the One Kido Gate is? Wu Ming feels that he has found an organization, and perhaps there is hope for him to return to the organization.

"One Breath Gate! Do you know the One Qi Dao Gate? Some time ago, a guy named Qingfeng Dao came to me and stuffed me with a lot of rune paper! It's the kind I used to save you! The fallen monk pointed to the large pile of rune papers scattered on the ground.

"Then do you know where the One Qi Dao Gate is? Have you ever been there? Wu Ming picked up a talisman and looked at it carefully, it was indeed the inventory of the One Qi Dao Sect.

"You know, isn't it on the edge of our new campus, a Taoist temple where incense is very prosperous, and many seniors go to worship before the college entrance examination, I heard that it is quite effective, don't you know?" The disappointed monk looked puzzled.

"Isn't it! Where is this becoming? Failed to become a middle school student, this qi dao gate has become a Taoist temple with flourishing incense, what kind of trouble is this! Wu Ming was speechless, these changes were too nonsensical.

"Uh, where am I?" Tan Xian also woke up slowly, but his face was sallow, and his lips were pale, a bit like he was in a serious illness.

"Woooooo Jiang Lele whined there after seeing Tan Xian wake up.

"Let your robot let him go, he was just afraid that you would come and hurt me, so I asked him to help me protect the Fa!"

"Alright! King Kong, let him go! The disappointed little monk snapped his fingers, and King Kong "buzzed" twice, letting go of Jiang Lele.

Jiang Lele regained his freedom, twisted his lower waist and neck, hurriedly ran over to help Tan Xian, and glared at the monk fiercely, obviously he remembered this hatred, it was obvious that the time was not right now, and he would definitely beat the monk when he had the opportunity.

"Daxian, what's wrong with you?" Jiang Lele supported Tan Xian.

"It's okay, it's just that my hands and feet are weak and numb, and my hair is dizzy, a bit like the numbness of going to the toilet and for a long time!" This guy is really a person with Jiang Lele, and he always gives people a bad feeling when he talks.

"Looks like you can't die! That monk, thank you for saving my brother, our feud has been bought and sold! "Don't look at Jiang Lele usually like a gossip gangster, but he is not bad to his brothers and classmates, in his heart there are only his own people and others, his own people are the objects of protection, others are the objects of bullying, and other people who help their own people are half of their own people. According to Jiang Lele's character of retribution, it is not easy to forgive him and not find his way back to the field after suffering a loss in the failed monk.

"Hmm, do we have a grudge?" The disappointed monk touched his bald head.

"It's your robot who tied him up, and he feels shameless! Where did you buy that robot, it looks so awesome, can you lend me a few days to play? Wu Ming felt that the little robot called King Kong was much cuter than the angry eyes King Kong used by the failed monk later.

"Oh, you said this wooden armor artist, this one was made by Yanshi, I got it by accident! You can't use it. ”

"What wooden fake geisha? The name is so awkward, it's obviously a robot! Jiang Lele interjected, obviously still haunted by what had just been tied up.

In the ancient historical document "Liezi", there are relevant detailed records. King Mu of Zhou went hunting in Kunlun Mountain, and on the way back, he met a mysterious craftsman, Yanshi, in the Bashu area. At that time, there was a strange figure standing next to Yanshi, all of whom were all wood grain colors, and King Zhou Mu asked who it was? Yanshi calmly replied, "This is not a real person, this is a wooden armor geisha made by me." King Zhou Mu couldn't help but be surprised, and after looking closely, he found that this wooden armor man was so lifelike! Whether it is his advance or retreat, his head raised, or his head bowed, it seems that he is really a living person! King Mu of Zhou wanted him to sing, and it was completely in tune; Ask him to dance. It's also ever-changing. King Mu of Zhou was amazed, and immediately happily called his concubines to come and watch his performance. Just as the performance was about to end, this wooden armor geisha blinked his eyes and seduced King Zhou Mu's beautiful concubine. King Zhou Mu couldn't help but be furious and reprimanded Yanshi: "I thought it was really some kind of wooden armor person!" It turns out that he just found a real person to put on the veneer, and wanted to use it as a miracle to deceive me? In order to clear up his doubts, Yanshi dismantled the wooden armor man on the spot and let King Zhou Mu take a closer look. King Mu of Zhou found that he was really made of wood, leather armor, glue paint and other materials, whether it was liver, gall bladder, heart, lungs, spleen, kidneys, intestines, stomach, muscles and bones, branches, fur, teeth, etc., all of which were artificial. The Yanshi put the pieces back together, and the wooden armor man was really lifelike again! At this time, King Zhou Mu couldn't help but sigh in admiration: "It turns out that the artificial skills can reach the same level as the creator of heaven and earth, it is really incredible!" ”

However, this vein of Yanshi's "Wood Armor Technique" was later lost from the world. Time passed, and in the Warring States Period, 600 years later, the contemporary "God of Craftsmen" invented the "machine man" that can walk and move and be controlled by the line pivot, and all kinds of highly lethal machine tools, and Mozi, the ancestor of the Mo family, also invented the mechanism flying kite that can fly for three days, and the machine house that can move freely. At that time, both of them believed that their skills had reached the highest level that the world had never seen. However, the eldest disciple of the Mo family, Yu Huali, told the two old gentlemen about the skill of the Yanshi he had heard, and the two were very ashamed and never dared to talk about the "organ technique" skills again...... "The little monk talked about it eloquently."

"Now that it's lost, where did you come from? Besides, isn't your King Kong supposed to be a big guy? Wu Ming remembered King Kong's tall and majestic Gundam-like image.

"I think that's how it should be, but this little guy doesn't grow long just by eating! There is nowhere to go, a wooden lump is still so good at eating, and it eats three times more than me, I am almost out of money! The disillusioned monk showed a look of extreme pain.

"Isn't this metal a thing? I always thought it was iron, but when I was just grabbed it, it was all cold! Jiang Lele stepped forward and knocked on the black shell of King Kong, making a "knock" sound.

Tan Xian was holding on to the handrail of the stairs, moving his steps, and was doing recovery exercises, and sure enough, the trio of "Xian Lefei" were not ordinary people, they were all beasts and animals, and they could not be inferred according to common sense.

"It's made from a rare tree called Iron Dragon Wood, and it's indestructible. It is said that this iron dragon wood is the only wood in the world that is not afraid of fire, and now it is extinct, I have always wanted to knock a piece of wood from King Kong and sell it, then I will be rich, but unfortunately I worked hard for half a month, and a trace of scratches did not come out! ”