Chapter 285: The sound of the lute

It's not easy to be a dog! Not only do you have to keep your head down, but you can't stand up yet.

Ay! I can't stand it after making a cameo for such a short while, and I don't know how those people who have been dogs for many years can bear it?

After crawling on the ground for a while, not only my hands were sharpened, but even my waist became sore.

Although it's important to find a female ghost, I can't be too wronged by myself! Now my waist is sore, my back hurts, and I have to take a break!

So I stopped, sat down on the ground, and rested there.

"Why don't you climb?" Wei Xuan asked me.

"Can you try to climb one?"

I glanced at the calf's nose and said, "You don't know, how tiring it is to be a dog?" O man! It's more comfortable to live standing up, like a dog, it's too tiring. Just for a while, it gave me a feeling that I had nothing to love. ”

"In this world, it is not difficult to survive, but it is not difficult to live like a person and live with dignity." Wei Xuan smiled hesitantly and said, "Being able to live like a dog is actually a very good life." ”

"You two, don't sigh here about life, okay? Hurry up and find the female ghost and save my family slightly. ”

Seeing me and Wei Xuan pulling calves there, Gong Man probably couldn't help it, so he said a word to the two of us.

Although I haven't rested enough, Gong Man has spoken, even if I bite the bullet, I can only continue to smell!

Sniff sniff, I followed the smell and sniffed the edge of a wall. The smell disappeared from the wall, and it felt like it had been buried in the cracks in the wall.

"It's gone."

I pointed to the wall in front of me and said, "When I got here, the smell suddenly disappeared, as if I had crept through this crack." ”

"Got through a crack in the wall?"

Wei Xuan stared at the wall for a while, then stretched out his hand again, touched the wall gently, and said, "This wall is a little interesting." ”

"What do you mean by something interesting?" I didn't understand it, so I asked Wei Xu.

"You light a stick of incense and stick it in the corner." Wei Xu took out a stick of incense from his bag and handed it to me.

What is this little calf nose going to do? With a sense of curiosity, I did as he said, lit the incense, and put it in the corner.

What's going on? Why is it that all the smoke from the incense is sucked in by this wall?

Could it be that this wall will still steal incense and eat?

"What's going on?" I pointed to the cigarettes that had been smoked by the wall as soon as they came out, and asked Wei Xu.

"The wall doesn't smoke cigarettes, and in this world, there are only two things that are interested in incense. One is a god, and the other is a ghost. ”

Wei Xuan paused for a moment and said, "Of course, in this place, there will definitely be no gods. That thing of God, high up, will only stay in what they think is high, and will not come to such a filthy place. ”

"You mean to say that the wall we see is not actually a wall, but a ghost?" I asked.

"This wall should be the illusion that that thing created for us, that ghost, it should be hiding behind this wall."

Wei Xuan frowned and said, "The illusion created can be so realistic, I almost deceived Xiaodao." The female ghost hidden in the back should not be underestimated! ”

"The ghosts we encountered, whether they were male or female, were nothing to deal with. Besides, the ghost that is easy to deal with, can you use Wei Xuan to do it yourself? I teased Wei Xu.

"Let's break the illusion created by the female ghost first!" Wei Xuan said.

"How do you break it?" I asked.

"Just sprinkle your boy urine on this wall."

Wei Xuan took over and said, "The illusions created by ghosts are all born with ghost energy. Ghost energy belongs to yin, and what is most feared is yang energy. With your boy's pee, it should be no problem to pee down this wall. ”

Gong Man, what do you mean? I'm going to use the killer trick of child urine, why doesn't she know how to realize herself and carry her body over?

"Should you avoid it?"

Since Gong Man doesn't know her self-realization, I can only take the initiative to remind her!

"Avoiding what?" Gong Man asked me.

"Didn't you listen to Wei Xu? He's going to let me use a child's urine to collapse this wall, and you're embarrassed to stare at me like that? Haven't you learned that there is a difference between men and women? I said.

"When you looked at me just now, why didn't you know that there was a difference between men and women? Now it's your turn, talk to me about this? ”

Gong Man glanced at me and said, "My mother has seen more men, and I want to see how you collapsed this wall with a soak of urine." ”

A woman is an animal, once she is shameless, she can be even more shameless than a man. Anyway, I feel that I was defeated by Gong Man.

If you want Gong Man to avoid it, it is impossible.

She's not shy as a woman, why am I still shy as a big man?

With that in mind, I pulled the dick out and peed there.

"Bang Bang Bang Bang ......"

It's not the sound of running water from me peeing, it's the sound of the wall in front of me, breaking down little by little.

Not to mention, my boy pee is really good! It was really just as Wei Xuan said, and he directly used a soak of urine to drench the wall that the female ghost used to hide.

What is Gong Man doing? Why did she stare at that place of mine so intently?

"What are you looking at?" I asked.

"Isn't it good looking for people to look at?"

Didn't I say that when I was flirting with other women? Why did Gong Man use it against me?

It seems that this old thing, God, is really fair. What have you done to other women, even if the woman you bullied can't get revenge on you, God will send other women to clean you up.

I feel that tonight, I lost all the advantages I took from other women, and I lost all of them to Gong Man.

After the pee was finished, the wall in front of me had completely collapsed. In order to avoid letting Gong Man take advantage of me again, I quickly put away.

"Look at you stingy, you took it back so quickly, like someone is going to rob you?" Is Gong Man teasing me? Is there anyone like her who flirts with men like this? Is this a flirtatious huh?

"I have it myself, and I'm not interested in his stuff."

Wei Xuan looked at Gong Man with a smile and said, "Even if someone wants to rob it, that person is you." ”

"Do I need to grab it? As long as the old lady seduces him a little, he will obediently put on the cover. ”

Gong Man looked at me with a smile and said, "I don't have much to do with ghosts, but I have a lot of tricks to deal with a little man like you." When I want you, sister, I can get you stinky boy to bed at any time. ”

"Do you have to go to bed? Can't you do it anywhere else? ”

Being teased by a woman is a very shameless thing, if you want to earn back face, you naturally flirt back!

"I thought you were an honest boy! Now it seems that you are not so honest! Gong Man glanced at me and said, "Dishonest boy, I don't like my sister." ”

"Wow...... Wow......"

The sound of a lute? The sound of a lute came from the collapsed walls.

However, I stared into the wall for a long time, and saw nothing but the dark one.

"The female ghost who didn't want to hurt Ding Weiwei was the one who played the pipa, right?" After hearing the sound of the pipa, I asked Wei Xu with some confusion.

"Quite possibly."

Wei Xuan nodded and said, "I have become a ghost, and I can still play the pipa so vividly, I am definitely a very powerful ghost." The more powerful the ghost, the more he likes to ask for people's lives. ”

"Wow...... Wow ......"

After listening to it for a while, I can tell that the female ghost is still playing "Ambush on All Sides" this time. It's just that this time, the "Ambush on All Sides" she played sounded a little eerie.

"It's "Ambush on All Sides" again, why after listening to this song, I suddenly have a feeling that all the grass and trees are soldiers?" I looked at Wei Xuan with a worried look on my face and asked.

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