Chapter 286: The Turtle in the Urn

"It's not just grass and trees, now the three of us are probably the turtles in the urn." Wei Xuan frowned his little brow slightly and said.

A turtle in an urn?

I was thinking about these four words in my mind, but I didn't know that when I was thinking about it, suddenly there was a cold air that rushed from behind me.

This air conditioner is really cold enough! It was so cold that I shivered right there, and my whole body shook uncontrollably.

"I'm cold." I said this to Wei Xu.

"If you feel cold, burn some paper money and warm up." Maverick Nose took a stack of paper money out of her bag and handed it to me.

"Burn paper money to warm up?" I looked at Wei Xuan with bewildered eyes and asked, "Is paper money useful?" ”

"If it doesn't work to give money, then it's even more useless to use something else." Wei Xuan said.

When it comes to dealing with ghosts and evils, the calf nose is undoubtedly a professional.

Since he is so professional, I naturally have to trust the professionals! Wei Xu asked me to burn the paper money, so I naturally took the paper money he handed over to my hand, and then squatted on the ground and burned it there.

Not to mention, Wei Xu's trick of burning paper money seems to be really useful. Anyway, after I lit the paper money, the cold air around me was dispelled a lot. My whole body doesn't feel so cold anymore.

After burning the paper money, although it was not so cold, the female ghost did not come out! We didn't come this time to bake the fire, but to catch the ghost.

Now that the female ghost hasn't come out, even if I burn more paper money here, it will be meaningless!

"Where's the female ghost?" I looked at Wei Xuan with a smile and said, "Hurry up and think of a way to get her out!" ”

"The ghost thing, I like to hide and hide the most, if she doesn't want to come out, I can't call her." Wei Xudao.

"You can't call her? So what are we doing here? I asked, speechless.

"If you like your daughter, you will naturally like your mother. We brought my mother here, and if the female ghost still refuses to come out, then we can only wronged you, a handsome little guy, and seduce her or something. ”

This little calf's nose, why is it talking and talking, and it's starting to be indecent again?

Let me seduce that female ghost? That's a female ghost! Not a woman. I'm going to seduce her, let's not talk about whether I can succeed or not, even if it's successful, can I have my good?

If you don't die, you won't die, I understand that. It's okay for me to seduce beautiful women, but if I am asked to seduce female ghosts, I won't do it if I die as an uncle.

"Didn't you say that the three of us have become the turtles in her urn? Now that we're all locked up in an urn, she's going to have to come out and catch us! I said.

"Maybe in the eyes of that female ghost, she doesn't need to do it herself at all to clean up the three of us." Wei Xuan paused and said, "If you don't believe it, listen and see if something is coming." ”

"Hee-hee...... Hee-hee......"

I seemed to hear the woman's laughter, and it sounded like there was a little bit of debauchery.

"Is it a female ghost?" I asked Wei Xu.

"Just this laughter, it's not a female ghost or a male ghost?" Wei Xuan glanced at me and said, "It seems that there is more than one female ghost, it seems that you have a beautiful blessing to enjoy tonight." ”

"I can't afford the blessings of female ghosts." I said.

"The wine glass is deep, so the hearts of the people, meet and don't shirk drinking. When Jun Ruo was singing, I poured slowly, and Qu Yuanqing died by him. What is the argument between being drunk and waking up? ”

There are female ghosts singing there, and they are still singing Ma Zhiyuan's "Double Tone? Pull it out constantly. I know the meaning of this song, which means that there is nothing to fight between a drunk person and a sober person.

The female ghost sings this little song to us, which means that we are human beings, and what is there to fight with them as ghosts?

"Do you hear the song?" I asked Wei Xu.

"Hmm!" Xiao Niu nodded his head and said, "The female ghost in Willow Flower Lane is quite polite, and if she has any grievances, she sings it out with a tune." Listening to her meant, she seemed to blame the two of us for being nosy. ”

"Now that you know that you're meddling in your business, you shouldn't leave quickly." An eerie woman's voice came out.

"What do you think you're going to do to us? So it's just to drive us away? I asked with a smile.

"The face of the old smoker, our Qi Niang can give it once, but not twice." The female ghost said.

It turns out that the female ghost who spoke is called Fang Qiniang? Listening to her tone, I felt that she seemed to be a little fierce.

"The lord here in Willow Lane, are you doing it?" Wei Xuan asked.

"If I didn't do it, who else could do it?" Fang Qiniang said.

"Since you can call the shots, I won't sell it to you. This time, we are here mainly to save a girl, who was killed by a female ghost in your Willow Flower Lane, and we have to ask her to come with us. ”

Wei Xuan bluntly stated the purpose of our trip.

"My girl from Willow Flower Lane, did you say you would take it away?" Fang Qiniang said this coldly.

"How do you take it?" Wei Xuan asked.

"Willow Lane has the rules of Willow Lane, and the girls here can't take away no matter how much money they give. However, if you are willing to send three more bars in addition to the three gold bars you brought, you can bring the girl you want to save. I'll let that little thing come out to meet you, but I can only give you time for a stick of incense. Fang Qiniang said.

"What does she mean?" I asked Wei Xu.

"Fang Qiniang is making an offer to us, six gold bars for a chance, as for whether we can save Ding Weiwei within a stick of incense, it depends on our ability." Wei Xuan said.

"Six gold bars will give you time for a stick of incense, your girl, isn't it too expensive?" I asked Fang Qiniang.

"If it's too expensive, you can go to another house!" Fang Qiniang replied to me angrily.

"If a girl from another family can save that girl's life, I will really go to another family." I say.

"You little student, dare to talk to me like this, are you a little tired of living a crooked life, are you impatient?" Fang Qiniang asked me.

"That's how I talk to beautiful women. If you don't like me talking to you like this, you just need to be ugly. ”

Female ghosts, like women, have to be flirted.

"Hee-hee-hee......"

I seem to hear the laughter of the female ghost, but I don't know if it was from Fang Qiniang.

"You little student, your mouth is quite sweet, you must be an amorous seed."

Is Fang Qiniang praising me, or scolding me? Anyway, the fact that she could say such things to me at least proves that the sentence I just teased her did work.

"Why don't you give us an extra stick of incense for the sake of me being an amorous seed?" I said with a hippie smile on my face.

"No, you can't." Fang Qiniang rejected me directly.

This woman, even if she wants to reject me, she should be tactful! How could she refuse so bluntly?

"If you don't give us an extra stick of incense, you'll be an ugly bastard!" I said.

"Dare to call me ugly? See how I clean you up? ”

As soon as Fang Qiniang finished saying this, there was a crisp sound of "pop" on my face.

Am I being slapped in the face? Anyway, my face was a little hot at this time, and it seemed to be swollen.

Obviously, I was slapped in the face, but I looked left and right, and I couldn't see the guy who slapped me, what is the situation?

"Why did you hit me?" I knew that Fang Qiniang must have done it, so I asked her angrily.

"Dare to call me ugly, I deserve to beat you!" Fang Qiniang admitted it.

I was beaten by a woman for no reason, the key is that I don't know what the woman looks like, and the more I think about it, the more I feel wronged.

"You have the ability to come out!" I say.

"What can you do with me when you come out?" Fang Qiniang came to say this.

After she said this, a white mist suddenly rose from the corner of the wall. After a while, that piece was hazy.

In the haze of smoke, a woman's figure walked out. Although I can't see the woman's face clearly, judging from this figure alone, she should be very beautiful.

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