"Isn't love supposed to be selfish, and what you pursue is forever, the sea is dry and rotten, and you stay together for a lifetime?" I say.

"Forever? Lasting? Are you naïve? Get along well and naturally will not be separated. If you don't get along so happily, why torture each other and make yourself so tired? Ai Xiaochan said.

"Knock knock!"

There was a knock at the door.

"I said, you two, why don't you get up? The sun is all on my buttocks, and my stomach is growling with hunger, and I am about to eat breakfast. ”

It's Wei Xu's calf nose, he got up really early. It was only half past eight, and he actually got up.

Ai Xiaochan opened the crown and took Wei Xuan and me to breakfast. Then she went to run errands. As for me and Wei Xu, naturally we took a taxi back to the rental house!

"How was last night?" The calf asked me.

"How's that?" I didn't understand what he was saying, so I asked curiously.

"Sleeping in the same bed with Ai Xiaochan last night, did you feel anything special?" Wei asked me humbly.

"Are you disgusting? Metamorphosis huh? "To this calf nose. I was speechless.

"What disgusting? What perverts? Didn't I just ask, did you fall asleep with Ai Xiaochan last night and did you have any lonely ghosts or ghosts running around to make trouble or something? ”

Wei Xuan gave me a roll of his eyes angrily and said, "Tell me about you mentally unhealthy guy." Where do you want to go? ”

"There should be no ghosts." I carefully recalled it and said, "I slept soundly last night, and I was very dead, and I didn't notice any movement. Judging from Ai Xiaochan's face this morning. I guess I didn't get a ghost or anything. ”

"The red snake came out of the old grave, and the female ghost has been cultivating for hundreds of years, Ai Xiaodie's matter, it's not easy to fix it!" Wei Xudao.

"Bad for it?" I looked at Wei Xu with a puzzled little look. asked: "In front of Ai Xiaochan, didn't you behave very relaxed?" ”

"Didn't I do that to reassure her?" Wei Xuan glanced at me and said, "If it weren't for the fact that she was too dangerous, she might have an accident at any time, could I let you sleep in the same bed with her at night?" ”

"It's been a long time, you let me sleep with Ai Xiaochan, what do you mean?" I looked at the calf's nose seriously and asked, "Do you have any other plans?" ”

"The ancients said that the thief captures the king first, but this ancient saying is sometimes wrong."

Wei Xuan frowned and said, "That red snake." is not a real king yet, at most he can only be regarded as the right-hand man of the female ghost. As for one of her arms, neither of us has the ability to move. So, this matter really has to be considered in the long run. ”

"The two of us can afford it, but Ai Xiaodie doesn't have a few days to live." I say.

"Hey!" Wei Xuan sighed and said, "At this point, there is only one way to take risks. However, that would be a cheap discount for you, a stinky fortune teller. ”

"Cheap me?" Just listening to Wei Xu's words, I knew that he must not be at ease. So I looked at him alertly and asked, "How are you going to cheapen me?" ”

"What do you mean by me cheapening you? I don't have anything cheap for you to take advantage of. Although I can't get close to women, it's definitely not as good as Longyang. Wei Xu said.

This calf's nose actually even has the goodness of Longyang. If he is really good, do I dare to get so close to him? You know, I'm a normal man, I like women, and I have to be the kind of beautiful woman.

"Don't talk nonsense, tell me quickly, what's the advantage for me?" Although I knew that it was likely to be a pit, I was still a little curious when I heard the word "taking advantage".

"Fluttershy can't stay in a psychiatric hospital anymore, she needs to be taken back." Wei Xuan said.

"And then?" I asked.

"Ai Xiaochan, who has not yet been recruited, can't sleep alone. Ai Xiaodie, who was by that thing, can't do it! Wei Xuan smiled and said, "I saw that Ai Xiaochan's bedroom bed was quite big, much bigger than the average bed." Sleeping three people at the same time, it shouldn't be a big problem. ”

"What do you mean?" Although the calf nose didn't say it directly, I seemed to understand.

"What else could it be like? You sleep in the middle, and they sleep on either side of you. From tonight onwards, I'm going to have to sleep like this. Wei Xuan said.

"Are you kidding? They are sisters. I said.

"Sharing a bed with two beautiful sisters. Isn't that exactly what you want? Wei Xuan said very cheaply.

"Even if I agree, can Ai Xiaochan agree? If you dare to say this to her, she will destroy you. I said.

"It's all up to you to take advantage of the cheapness, why should I carry the pot." Wei Xuan smiled hesitantly. said: "Since Xiaodao told you this, I naturally want you, a stinky fortune teller, to discuss with Ai Xiaochan!" ”

"Does that sound like a word?" I was speechless.

"If you don't think it's like talking, just reason with that female ghost! As long as you can convince the female ghost to stop harming Ai Xiaochan and Ai Xiaodie, you don't have to do this nonsense. If you say that you are not convinced, whether you say it or not, it doesn't matter, it is the most important thing to protect the lives of the two sisters. Wei Xuan said with a serious face.

"Sleep in a bed with the two of them. Are you going to make hair? I asked Wei Xu.

"Mao is not allowed to do it, your virgin body is their golden bell jar. If you don't have the protection of your childishness, the female ghost will find it, and I will be able to take care of the east, but not the west. So, you can only sleep with them and do nothing. Wei Xuan looked at me very seriously and said, "You don't want to hug left and right, I will go wrong for Xiaodao." If you go out of the fire, your body will be empty, and the female ghost will be able to take advantage of the void. ”

Can't play really. You can't even wipe the gun. Wei Xu, this little calf nose, is really trying to give me a problem!

The first problem I face now is how to talk to Ai Xiaochan. I wonder if she'll beat me to death after saying this idea?

"How long are you going to sleep with them?" I asked Wei Xuan with some trepidation.

"Sleep until you attract that female ghost." Wei Xuan smiled hesitantly and said, "Of course, after Xiaodao I got rid of that female ghost, if you want to continue to sleep with them, I don't have any opinion anyway." As for whether the two of them have any opinions. You'll have to ask them. ”

Picking up Ai Xiaodie's discharge from the hospital has to be done quickly. So after talking to Wei Xu, I quickly called Ai Xiaochan.

When the woman heard this, she readily agreed.

Merely. On the phone, I only talked about taking Fluttershy home, and I didn't tell her that I had to sleep with the two sisters at night.

Hung up the phone. Wei Xuan generously touched five hundred-yuan bills and threw them to me, saying, "Go run an errand!" ”

"It used to be two hundred, why is it five hundred this time?" I asked.

"Except for incense, candles, paper money. You'll have to buy some chrysanthemums back. Wei Xuan said.

"Chrysanthemum?" I looked at Wei Xuan with confused eyes and asked, "Didn't that thing be used when I went to the grave?" ”

"In addition to being used to go to the grave, it can also be used when attracting ghosts." Wei Xuan said with a smile.

"How do you use it?" I asked, somewhat curiously.

"One sentence or two is not clear, and when the female ghost is brought in, I will naturally know what to use." Wei Xu sold me a pass.

It's rare to have a relationship with Wei Xu's little calf-nosed ghost, and after taking the money, I went out to take a taxi and bought the things he wanted.

Incense, candles, paper money or something is easy to do, just stuff it directly into the bag.

Chrysanthemum thing, Wei Xu specially told me that it can't wilt, it must be held with your hands.

It's not Qingming, it's not the Spring Festival, and I always feel a little weird when I walk down the street with a handful of chrysanthemums in my hand.

I just bought something back. Ai Xiaochan came with her crown.

"Come with me! Let's pick up my sister. The woman said.

"You two go first, I still have to prepare for the trail, and when I'm ready, I'll take a taxi to the Rose Manor." Take these chrysanthemums! Wei Xuan smiled and said to me: "Even if you are disabled, this chrysanthemum can't be disabled, understand?" ”

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