Chapter 166: Wei Xu's Idea

Ai Xiaochan contacted the psychiatric hospital in advance, so after we went, we simply went through the formalities and took Ai Xiaodie out.

Compared to the last time she saw her, Fluttershy has not changed except that she has become thinner and her face is a little worse.

Judging by her countenance, this girl can live for three or four days at most.

"What's wrong?" Probably seeing that I frowned, Ai Xiaochan asked me a little worriedly.

"Your sister's problem is a bit serious, and she will only live for three or four days at most." I said.

"What then?" Ai Xiaochan asked me.

"Wei Xuan thought of that way to lure that female ghost to your house." I looked at Ai Xiaochan seriously and said, "But if you want to attract that female ghost." You and your sister have to sleep in the same bed with me at night. ”

"You're a hooligan, you?"

Ai Xiaochan glared at me viciously and said, "It's cheap enough for me to sleep with you, you stinky fortune teller." You want my sister to sleep with you, what do you want to do? Even if you want to learn from the emperor to find three palaces and six courtyards, you can't find your own sisters! ”

"My thought class is not so dirty, anyway, the idea was Wei's fung. If you're dissatisfied. Tell him to him in a moment. I glanced at Ai Xiaochan and said, "I agreed to sleep in the same bed with you, that's because you are quite beautiful." As for your sister, she's been fucked by a female ghost. I'm still mentally ill. Sleep with her, you think I'm willing? What if she goes crazy overnight and strangles me to death? ”

"How dare you dislike my sister?" Ai Xiaochan pulled her face down, as if I had bullied Ai Xiaodie.

"I don't dare to dislike it. I'm just saying it's dangerous to sleep in a bed with her. I said.

"If you talk about danger, you can't be sure how beautiful it will be in your heart?" Ai Xiaochan opened her big watery eyes, stared at me deadly, and said, "Even if my sister is a little mentally abnormal, she is also a great beauty!" It's not impossible for the three of us to sleep in the same bed, but I have to sleep in the middle, and you are not allowed to touch her. ”

"What kind of sleeping method, you go and tell Wei Xu yourself, anyway, I am a brick, and he will move me wherever he is needed." I said with a smile.

Now Ai Xiaochan has agreed from the bottom of her heart that I will sleep in the same bed with their sisters. As for who sleeps in the middle, let Wei Xu's calf nose handle it!

If I want to insist here stupidly, I will definitely be treated as a stinky hooligan by Ai Xiaochan.

Fluttershy is quiet and doesn't speak. That face, although pretty, has always been an expression like poker. It made me wonder if this girl was paralyzed.

When I got back to Rose Manor, it was already six o'clock in the evening. I called Wei Xu, and the little bull was actually playing a game in an Internet café, saying that he would take a taxi after the last game.

Unreliable, Wei Xu's calf nose is really unreliable!

"I'm going to take care of my sister, you can take care of dinner yourself! If you're hungry, make your own instant noodles and eat them. Ai Xiaochan told me and went back to her bedroom.

As for me, I boiled some boiling water in an electric kettle, took a bucket of instant noodles, and soaked there.

In addition to instant noodles, I also found a pack of braised pig's trotters in the refrigerator. Thinking that I have slept with Ai Xiaochan, polite or something, it is naturally unnecessary! So, I just tore open the package and nibbled there.

Nibbling on braised pig's trotters. Eating instant noodles, turn on the TV and watch Ultraman.

It's a simple day, but it's pleasant.

"I'm quite conscious!" Ai Xiaochan came out.

"Aren't you taking care of Fluttershy? Why did it come out? I asked.

"She's asleep, I'm hungry, go get a bucket of noodles and soak it for me." This Ai Xiaochan, this is her home. She's the master, how can she command me?

"Why do you want me to soak you?" I asked, exhaling.

"If you are told to take it, you will take it, why is there so much nonsense? Or disobedient. Believe it or not, I told you to sleep at the foot of the bed tonight! "This woman actually threatened me with the foot of the bed, did she think of herself as my wife?

Good men don't fight with women, and the woman looks like she's tired. After all, it is far more difficult to coax a mentally ill person to sleep or something than to coax a child. Remembering the love of sharing a bed with her last night, she let me sleep beautifully, and helped her make bucket noodles, which is not an exaggeration.

Wei Xu's calf nose. After the last game, he took a taxi over, and two hours passed, and it was past eight o'clock, and he hadn't come yet.

"Why don't you give Wei Xu a call?" Ai Xiaochan was also a little impatient to wait.

I had just pulled out my phone and was about to dial when the doorbell rang.

Wei Xuan came, and the calf was carrying a black cloth bag with his nose, and he didn't know what it contained.

"Didn't you say the last game?" I asked.

"yes!" Wei Xuan smiled hesitantly and said, "After the last game, I went to have dinner." Because I know that you two people who have no conscience will not leave me food. ”

"We both ate instant noodles. You ran to finish the meal by yourself, and you were embarrassed to say that we had no conscience. Ai Xiaochan glanced at Wei Xu.

"After only one night's sleep, you two will be on the united front?" Wei smiled humbly and said, "Lu Xiannian is right, if you want to win a woman's heart, you have to get on her first. ”

"Who is Lu Xiannian?" Ai Xiaochan asked.

"His master!" Wei Xuan pointed at me and said, "This kind of wise saying about being a human being, the first day of apprenticeship. His master would tell him. ”

"!" I glanced at Wei Xuan and said, "You said it was my master, why haven't I heard it?" ”

"Then I don't know, anyway, your master said this. He also said. If you don't sleep with one hundred and eighty women, don't say that you are his apprentice Lu Xiannian. "Wei Xu, this little calf's nose, the more he pulls it, the more boundless it becomes.

I am clear about Wei Xu's urine. But Ai Xiaochan doesn't know!

Therefore, after Wei Xuan said this, I immediately felt that Ai Xiaochan looked at me. Something seems to have changed.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" I asked Ai Xiaochan.

"It turns out that you have a master like this." Ai Xiaochan looked at me like a bad guy and asked, "Is it your own idea to let me sleep in the same bed with my sister and you?" ”

"You come up with the idea, you explain it yourself." I directly pushed the problem to Wei Xu.

"That's what you came up with! The idea I came up with is more direct and effective, but if you don't do it, you have to fix this trouble. ”

Wei Xu, this little calf nose, what is he going to do? Even if it's a pit for me, I don't have a pit like this! It's okay to pit me, but it's a matter of human life! In case Ai Xiaochan's life is gone, how do I see him end?

"What's your idea?" Ai Xiaochan asked.

"Ai Xiaodie was taken by a female ghost, and the yang fire on her body was about to be extinguished. If you want to ignite the yang fire in a woman, the most direct and effective way. It's to turn her into a real woman. Wei Xuan smiled hesitantly and said, "Coming out of the mother's womb, it was the first birth; From a girl to a woman, it is equivalent to rebirth. ”

I knew that the calf's mouth couldn't spit out good words, but I really didn't expect him to be able to say such things. From a girl to a woman is rebirth? I have lived eighteen years and have never heard anyone say this.

How can he pull it out? Not even a little blushing.

I convince him, I am really convinced of his cheekiness!

"!" Ai Xiaochan glared at Wei Xuan and said, "If you spit out of your mouth, none of them are reliable." ”

"When the three of you sleep together tonight, Chen Xiyi can still only wear a pair of pants, and as for your sisters, you have to dress like you did last night." Wei Xuan put on a very serious appearance and said.

"No! It's just a matter of taking advantage of me, and you still want to take advantage of my sister, it's impossible. Ai Xiaochan flatly refused.

"If not, I won't be able to save your sister's life. Anyway, you can't save her life, so there is no need for you to sleep with Chen Xiyi anymore. Wei Xuan twisted his head to my side and said, "I didn't do anything, I didn't collect money, I returned the 100,000 yuan deposit I received to her, let's go!" ”