Chapter 3: What about the Starter Pack? Steward Ma, you eat my kickback, right?
Ignoring Sandru, who was paralyzed on the sofa like a lost soul, Bairenshan pushed open the bedroom door and walked out, outside the door was a closed hut, this room was equivalent to the elevator of the Rausch Plane Maintenance Center, and Bairenshan, who closed the door in the house, said. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Plane Maintenance Center, Horse Steward's Office."
As soon as the words fell, the door made a ding, Bairenshan pursed his lips and felt that it was like the sound of a microwave oven, and then pushed open the door and walked out, and came to Ma Mian's office, Ma Mian's red eyes indicated that he was still angry, and Bairen Shan said that he was so angry when he came, and he wouldn't wear small shoes for himself.
Let's turn the clock back to the scene when Hundred People Mountain first arrived at the Ground Maintenance Center and saw the horse face.
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"Name, 100 people, crime, smuggling. You're under arrest. ”
When Bairenshan was sucked out of the door and fainted, he regained consciousness and found himself tied to a stool, in a very clean office, he shook his head to sober himself up and spoke.
"I won't speak until my lawyer comes." After Bairenshan said this, he then closed his eyes and recuperated, without looking at the other party, he wondered why he was suddenly arrested, could it be that someone betrayed me? He tried to recall the images in his memory, only to remember that when he opened the door, he saw the endless starry sky of the universe and the huge planet.
"In our case, smuggling into the world is one of the highest crimes, and there is no court of law in our trial." Bairenshan, who had his eyes closed, heard the person who interrogated him say this, and opened his eyes and was about to scold him for talking nonsense, but he was stunned the moment he opened his eyes.
In front of his eyes, it was not a person who interrogated him, eh, it is not appropriate to say this, it should be said, it is not a normal person. At least he hadn't seen anyone interrogated with a horse's head, he said to the horse-headed man.
"How long do you have to be to take a horse's head to disguise yourself? Cosplay? ”
This time, the horse-headed man who was sitting on the chair was stunned, and the horse's face also vividly expressed the expression of bewilderment, this funny expression made Bairenshan laugh out loud, he had never seen such a fun guy. The horse-faced man's bewildered expression gradually faded, as if he was angry, he kicked the Bairen Mountain, and the horse's eyes were as if they were real.
"Where did you buy this horsehead helmet? It's quite advanced, and it also has an expression system? The hands that were tied together in Bairen Mountain had been untied by himself, and he began to pick up the rope on his body as if no one was there, and asked while untying the rope,
The horse-headed man slapped the desk, and the horse's nose was spitting, as if he might come over to beat the hundred people at any time, and the eyes of the two horses were vividly red. At this time, Bairenshan also untied the rope of his whole body, walked to the window and continued to speak arrogantly.
"Where is this? Hong Kong and Macau don't have this place. Tsk, such a large grassland, do you use glass projection because of poor office conditions? Come and pretend that you live in the lap of nature? Do you use a horse's head for the occasion? ”
Outside the window was an endless grassland, and Bairenshan put his tongue on his top teeth and found that there was no tartar, which showed that time had not passed long. Then I knocked on the glass but found that there was no feel of liquid crystal glass, but the feel of the ordinary glass version, is it already possible to use ordinary glass as projection glass? Puzzled, he pulled open the glass, and then paused, for he found that it was indeed a grassland outside, and the gentle breeze still smelled of grass.
"? Where did you transport me? Do you know that our eldest lady will be angry after discovering that I lost it in Hong Kong! Bairenshan ran to the desk in a few steps and slapped the table and shouted, although there was something wrong with his anger, but it was also a clear expression of anger.
The eyes of the two deep and huge horses on the horse's head have turned completely red, as if an anime character is expressing anger, Bairenshan walked around the desk and walked to the horse's head and patted the horse's head with emotion.
"Tsk, this horse's head is really realistic, it has temperature, it has a sense of flesh, and this eyeball can turn red, it's so fun, where to wear it, I'll try it too." As he spoke, Bairenshan used his hand to find the junction between the horse's head and the man's neck, and wanted to take off the horse's head. However, Bairenshan's movements became slower and slower, and after touching it around, he withdrew his hand curtly, lowering his head like a schoolboy who had made a mistake.
"Really?"
The horse's nose spewed out two hot breaths and hummed heavily.
"Horse noodles?"
The horse-headed man snorted heavily.
"I'm dead?" Bairenshan pointed at himself in disbelief, and then as if he had thought of something, he pointed to Ma Mian and said, "Ma Mian friend, what did you just say about my crime?" ”
"You're not dead! Smuggled into the world, and besides, we're not friends! ”
"Me? Stowaway into the world? Bairenshan pointed his index finger at himself with his mouth open, and this time it was his turn to be confused.
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Bairenshan walked lightly to the desk and greeted Ma with a flattering smile.
"Hehe, good afternoon, Steward Ma, he looks really energetic."
Ma Mian's face twisted and ignored Bairen Mountain, he was still angry, if it weren't for the work regulations that he could only use force if the other party used force, he would have slapped Bairen Mountain into the ground a long time ago.
Bairenshan was not embarrassed when he saw Ma Mian ignoring him, after all, this is the top boss, and then leaned over and smiled cheaply: "Steward Ma, look at our service suit, should we give it?" I saw it on the workbook. ”
Ma Mian didn't want to see the other party very much, and the big gold watch on his wrist flashed, and a black box appeared on the desk, waving his hand to signal the other party to hurry up.
"Yo, how embarrassing is this~ Steward Ma, you have to give me this watch, tsk, thank you steward Ma." Bairenshan turned his head and figured out that this was the legendary space equipment, and when he saw Ma Mian waving his hand to reveal a big gold watch, he went over to take off the watch.
Ma Mian looked at Bairen Mountain with a confused look at how to take off the watch here, the handful of horse hair on the horse's head was like a black line, he looked at Bairen Mountain, the other party was struggling to tinker with the big gold watch on his wrist, he shook his head, and found that the other party was still like this. He slapped his hand on the desk again and shouted, "Enough! That box is yours! And also! Get out of here! Otherwise, I'll throw you in the boiler room! ”
Bairenshan was happy when he heard this, in case he was assigned the task of the pit father, it was better to go to the boiler, so he leaned over with a smile and said, "Okay, okay." ”
Ma Mian turned his head to him, looked at him and said, "The boiler room has a nickname, it is called Steamer Hell......" Before Ma Mian could continue to describe the horror of Steamer Hell, Bairenshan quickly picked up the box, turned around and walked to the corner, opened the box and began to study.
The contents of the box are:
A temporary worker identity card of the Human Plane Maintenance Section, a subordinate institution of the Plane Maintenance Center, can only open the space door and return to the Plane Maintenance Center.
Gone...... Yes, gone......
Bairenshan looked back at Ma Mian and said suspiciously: "Steward Ma, where is our equipment?" Just give me a work permit? ”
Ma Mian spread his hands and said, "No, this thing is an artifact that shuttles through the world." By the way, this artifact is still dripping blood to recognize the Lord, and after recognizing the Lord, it will be fused into your body, and it is necessary to get a child (it has to be pronounced as dei, two sounds). He also understood that dealing with this kind of skinless and faceless guy is better than he has no skin and no face.
"Horse steward, horse steward! I didn't expect you to be so cunning with thick eyebrows and big eyes! You eat my kickback! ”