Chapter 2:
"The Plane Maintenance Center announced: The man who committed the Hundred People Mountain and smuggled into the world for twenty-six years, should have been thrown into the Santu River and soaked for two hundred and sixty years, and he was transferred to the Human Plane Maintenance Section to serve in the Human Plane Maintenance Section, and was sentenced to forty years!"
Bairen Mountain seemed to be still immersed in the shocking words of the huge amount of information and the huge sound. www.biquge.info The skeleton next to him scratched his ribs with his fingers and said to the black-robed man sitting opposite, "Our new roommate hasn't reacted yet." ”
The black-robed mysterious man pulled open a gap in his hood so that his hoarse voice could come out, and he said, "Fortunately, it took me a year of electrotherapy to recover, and this newcomer can come here from the office of the steward of the horse." ”
At this time, the demon sitting next to them was not convinced, and saw him sitting on the pony and waving the two bat wings on his back a few times, and a few sparks leaked out of his nostrils. ”
The black-robed man and the skeleton asked in surprise, "And then?" ”
The demon hesitated, scratched his clothes with his claws, and said hesitantly, "Then I was promoted......
The black-robed man and the skeleton were even more surprised, and exclaimed in unison, "What? ”
The demon lowered his head and covered his face with two paws, and said helplessly: "I have been promoted, and I am not the identity of a service prisoner." ”
"It's definitely worse than a prisoner in service." Bairenshan recovered from the expressions of staring at the sky with blank eyes, and said with a proud smile.
The demon hugged his legs and buried his head deep in them, and two streams of sulfur and fire flowed down his face to the ground with a clattering sound, and he said with a cry.
"I was beaten by the horse steward for an hour, and then thrown into the boiler room and burned the boiler for five years......"
"Hahahahaha...... A skeleton, a black-robed man, and Bairenshan laughed together, after laughing for a while, the skeleton suddenly stopped laughing, and the two rows of teeth opened to make a surprised expression, although his mouth began to make surprised movements, but he could still make a sound and ask Bairenshan: "Are you back to normal?" ”
Are these people stupid, Bairenshan raised his head and covered his forehead, and said in a helpless tone: "Have you forgotten the scene where I greeted each other after entering the dormitory?" ”
In order to alleviate this embarrassment, the black-robed man took out a thick book from his arms with his dry skin and bones and threw it to Bairen Mountain, and said in a still hoarse voice: "Since the newcomer has regained consciousness, let's take a look at this." ”
Bairenshan grabbed the book of at least three or four hundred pages, and the cover of the book was an endless starry sky, and after opening the first page, it was written.
Human Plane Maintenance Section Workbook
He didn't bother to pay attention to the group of three roommates who had been telling bad jokes since he entered the dormitory, and opened the manual and studied it at the moment, and Bairenshan watched it for a whole afternoon, during which his three roommates also performed a drama, but the picture of the demonic version of Romeo and the skeleton version of Juliet was beautiful and made him dare not look at it, and when the demonic version of Romeo kissed the skeleton version of Juliet, the skeleton Juliet also slapped the demonic Romeo in the face with his boneless hand, beat him directly through the bedroom window to the outside, and the skeleton Juliet scolded her mother and said, "That **** doesn't know that his own saliva is sulfur fire!" ”
Occasionally, Bairenshan covered his head with a workbook, and looked at the three comic roommates speechlessly, and he already knew what to do. This human plane maintenance center can only do one thing, to maintain that the human beings of each plane are not self-destructed by their own killing energy. To put it bluntly, their job is to save the world, but Bairenshan is very skeptical about whether the three roommates also have to do this job, when he asked, the skeleton who was scolding the demon cried aggrievedly, and the black-robed man who had not shown his face all this time also began to convulse, of course, the most exaggerated was the demon who had just come in through the window, he howled directly and ran out again, Bairenshan could clearly see that the two sulfur fires were burning where he ran...... Is this thing crying?
"Big brother... Woo, you don't know, our brothers are bitter! The entire maintenance center, even our human plane maintenance center is the most bitter! That's not the job of a skeleton! The skeleton leaned his skeleton against the twitching face of the hundred people and cried.
"Don't, don't, don't be so cowardly, be strong, think... Think about who we are! "The black-robed man couldn't even speak, and he comforted the skeleton.
The skeleton's hollow eyes flashed brightly, and he stood up and shouted, "Yes! We can't cry! I'm the Skeleton Emperor who rules over a realm of undead! Eternal and immortal, supreme Leorick! It's a trifle! How can I cry! ”
"Hey, Lao Li, your next task is to make Lianggong Haruhi happy!" The black-robed man flipped through the tablet in his hand and looked at it.
With a wail, the skeleton, named Leoric, jumped out of the window and ran out.
Bairenshan, who twitched at the corners of his eyes, felt that his face twitched more than today in his life, and he squinted at the black-robed man and asked, "I know about the spring of the cool palace, a little girl, isn't it easy to coax her to be happy?" ”
The black-robed man also learned from the appearance of Bairenshan just now, tilted his head and covered his face with his thin hand like a chicken claw, and said weakly: "When Lao Li went to complete this task, the other party was very happy to see him, Lao Li could have set a record for completing the task the fastest, just because he gave people a series of prefixes of his honorific titles, and then pretended to say to the other party that she had won a friendship with a skeleton supreme." So on the way back, the little girl said that there must be the legendary twelve red-winged Seraphs with the Supreme Immortal Skeletron, so Lao Li was dismantled into a skull by a strengthened Seraphic Angel that suddenly appeared...... If it hadn't opened the space tunnel earlier, it would have been explained there, my God, the Seraphs are all six winged, what the hell is the Seraphs with twelve wings! “
Walking up to the black-robed man and patting the other party's shoulder, Bairenshan sighed: "Maybe it's a mad god." Then he sat down next to the black-robed man and asked, "What is your mission?" “
The black-robed man opened the tablet and glanced at it, and collapsed on the sofa with a hiccup, Bairenshan curiously picked up the other party's tablet, which was displayed.
Executive: Sandru (Necromancer)
Execution World: Magic World No. 136
Mission: Exorcise the dark energy seeds in the tomb of the god of light in the paradise of Magic World 136 and prevent Magic World 136 from losing light.
………… Bairenshan patted Sandru on the shoulder, squeezing out two tears of emotion, it seems that the task given by this Raush Human Plane Maintenance Center is indeed quite deceitful...... Do you want to apply for that horse noodles to burn the boiler?