003 Back to School

"Should I go to the One Breath Gate to find the Qingfeng Dao Leader now, or should I go to the advertising agency to find the Tyrannosaurus Director? But Director Tyrannosaurus doesn't know me! Qingfeng Dao Chief's One Qi Dao Gate is estimated to not be able to enter the gate! It's really tangled! Wu Ming felt that it was difficult to go to both places, and if he ran over so rashly, people would definitely regard him as a psychopath.

"There it is! Let's go back to cultivation first! As long as I have a little bit of supernatural powers, Director Tyrannosaurus will definitely respect me like a god! Wu Ming remembered the scene when Director Tyrannosaurus saw that he would be angry, and his attitude immediately changed 180 degrees.

"Well, that's it! Let's go back to the dormitory to practice first! Wu Ming took out the only steel hammer left in his pocket and played with it in his hand, it feels good to be back to his student days! Seriously, that Li An'an did this to himself, in fact, he was not completely without benefits, and it could even be said that there were many benefits, this time he had more time to prepare, and nip all the bad things that could happen in the bud.

"Swipe the card too fast, please re-swipe it!"

"Lad, re-swipe the card!" The bus driver stopped Wu Ming.

"Uncle! I'm a steel hammer! Your card swipe device is delayed! Besides, if you want to swipe me, I should also swipe my student card! Wu Ming looked helpless, and turned out the two pockets of the school uniform, which were empty and empty.

"Excuse me! Let's go inside! The one in front came back and swiped the card! ”

"I'm really unlucky, I've been unlucky lately, and nothing is going well!" A middle-aged man with eyes complained about coming back and re-swiping his card.

The moment he passed by Wu Ming, a foul smell came to his face, Wu Ming felt that the smell was so stinky that it made people explode, like a dead fish that had been dead for a long time and rotted and smelly, but the other people in the car were unaware.

"Vomit" Wu Ming almost threw up.

Wu Ming found a back seat and sat down, and looked at the middle-aged man carefully, this man is not tall, but the proportion of his upper body is indeed surprisingly large, and he is a lot taller than ordinary standing people in the bus seat. What attracts attention is not his length ratio, the first impression is that his black-rimmed glasses are very huge, covering half of his face, and the man's face is already very thin, so the huge glasses on his face are very peculiar, and the overall image is like a big praying mantis. Mediterranean hairstyle, but the top is not oily, but reveals a dead gray, there is a trace of black gas coiled on it, if you don't pay attention to it, you will think it is a few fine hairs.

"Is this the legendary death gas? Or is it the ghost that is haunted by ghosts? Wu Ming was very curious.

"Forget it, I can't manage my own affairs, I can't manage this matter if I want to, don't say anything else, if it's really some kind of evil ghost or something, it's not enough for me to stuff the evil ghost's teeth!" Wu Ming remembered that he had traveled back, he had lost the spiritual power of that body, and he could no longer use any spells, and it seemed that there was no aura in this world at all, not even a fluctuation of spiritual power.

Soon the bus arrived at the station, Zhang Daoyi got off the bus and went back to school along the crowd, skillfully climbed the school wall, and was stunned the moment he jumped, this is not who else is panda eye.

"Wu Ming, how are you going to explain it now? Skipping school to go online, right? The panda-eyed old class looked cold.

"Talk about Dapeng buddies! Don't pretend! I know you're doing it for my good, but I really have something urgent to do! I'm going to tell you that I'm from the future, do you believe? Wu Ming and the panda head teacher hooked their shoulders and put their backs together.

"Huh! There is a familiar feeling! What does this feel like? "The panda eye head teacher talks about Dapeng actually has a feeling of nostalgia, in fact, he talks about Dapeng University has not graduated for a few years, and this head teacher is also because this class is so bad, no other teacher is willing to take this job, so he pushed it to the bad good people to talk about Dapeng.

In the previous world, after Wu Ming graduated, he rented a house near the school, and often drank and played with this talk Dapeng, which can be regarded as a good buddy with a good relationship, no wonder there is a familiar feeling.

"Wu Ming, you are also enough, you have no teacher, you are completely without a teacher, what kind of system do you have to hook your shoulders and carry your back!" Tan Dapeng is a little angry, this is only the first year to be a class teacher, how to convince the public without showing a little majesty of a class teacher!

"I know you're pretending to be fierce, I'm afraid you won't be able to control our class! Now there's no one else, come on, sit down here, let's talk! Wu Ming couldn't help but say, and pulled Tan Dapeng to the boiling water room, which is only open at night, so generally no one comes here.

"Whoa! Smoke a cigarette! Wu Ming ordered one himself, and lost one to Tan Dapeng.

"You're smoking at school, but that's what you have to do! You're just going too far! Tan Dapeng looked like he was going to be angry.

"I'll talk about brother! Don't pretend, others don't know, don't I know? Don't you hide here after every class to get out of smoke? The cigarette butts were all dropped in the holes in the wall! Rest assured that there is no one nearby! But I still suggest that you don't come in the future, there will be a monitoring here in half a year, you are because of the big addiction to smoking, you have been repeatedly caught by the principal and dismissed! And smoking too much is easy lung cancer, eight years later, hey!" Wu Ming said that he was a little lost, eight years later, Tan Dapeng went because of lung cancer, because of his frustration, his addiction to smoking became bigger and bigger, and in the end, because of this incident, Wu Ming lost this mentor and friend.

"How do you know! Oh no! Wu Ming, don't talk nonsense, the class leader is clean and never smokes! Tan Dapeng felt that this Wu Ming was incredible, as if he knew everything about his own affairs, but it was not good for him to be a class teacher.

"Stop quibbling!" Wu Ming dodged and took out a pack of cigarettes from Tan Dapeng's pocket.

"What is it?"

"Alright! Serve you, how do you know so much about me! ”

"That's a lot? I also know that you have a crush on an art teacher, and you came to this unpopular school for her! Hmm" Wu Ming wanted to continue, but was covered by Tan Dapeng.

"That's it! I'm convinced, don't say it! ”

"Then you're going to do me a favor! Don't worry, it won't make it difficult for you! It's going to be good for you!" Wu Ming pulled away Tan Dapeng's hand that covered his mouth.

Wu Ming remembered that the art teacher was called Wu Ya, who had a very good figure and liked to dance, in fact, it was also a little interesting to talk to Teacher Dapeng, so help them promote it this time! It just so happens that I also need to use the name of studying art to facilitate my travels.

"I want you to do me a favor first! Introduce me to the studio, so that you can have more contact, and I will create opportunities for you! Wu Ming smiled evilly.

"I'll think about it!"

"Don't think about it! I know everything that will happen in the future! I'm coming back from the future, do I have something to tell you? ”

"Oh! Think about it, take the exam today! By the way, the principal will meet at noon tomorrow to announce the holiday! Wu Ming said.

"Who doesn't know this! After the exam, there will definitely be a holiday! ”

"Don't worry! Before I could finish speaking, a bird fell in the middle of the meeting and knocked the dean unconscious! Wu Ming continued, and smiled mysteriously at Tan Dapeng.

"How is this possible!" Tan Dapeng obviously doesn't believe it.

"That's it! We bet! If this happens tomorrow, you can help me; If this doesn't happen tomorrow, I'll listen to you in the future! Wu Ming stretched out his hand, waiting for Tan Dapeng to high-five him as an oath.

"Good! A gentleman's word! Tan Dapeng hit Wu Ming's palm.

"A gentleman's word is hard to chase!"

"Now back to the classroom! No more skipping classes! Otherwise, I won't be able to keep you! Tan Dapeng pulled Wu Ming, and Wu Ming had no choice but to follow Tan Dapeng back to the classroom.

"Brother Wu Ming! What's the matter! A national treasure is not difficult for you! Do you want your buddy to ask someone to flatten him? Wu Ming sat in the last row, and his tablemate was also a member of the "black sheep" marked in the school, named Jiang Lele, the number one in the school's fights.

"Forget it, you kid! Remember not to climb over the fence and go out to the Internet café tonight! Tonight, the school will cooperate with the police station to catch the bag and surf the Internet at night! If you get caught, you will have to demerit! Wu Ming looked at Jiang Lele, who was rolling up his sleeves.

"Really? There are dozens of buddies who have made an appointment to book a night tonight! Jiang Lele didn't believe it.

"Believe it or not! As long as you go out tonight, you can't escape, as long as you go to all the punishments! Tomorrow morning, when the gymnastics are carried out, the teachers will check the soles of their shoes in the dormitory, and they can't escape the one who goes to pack the night, and the school union will apply butter on the wall during the evening self-study, as long as the sole has butter, it will go to the night! Wu Ming said with a smile, took out the textbook from the desk, and put it on the table one by one.

"So wicked? I went to take a sneak peek during the evening study hall, and if that was the case, I would have to inform the other brothers! "Jiang Lele, this guy is still very righteous.

"The next exam is mathematics, and Chen Fatzi in the next class is going to be caught and demerited! I said, do you believe it or not? Wu Ming looked at Jiang Lele with a smile.

"I don't believe it! You're not a god operator, Wu Banxian! Jiang Lele began to copy the formula on the table.

"Shall we bet? And I'm blocking this paper for the next section! If what I say is what you tell your brothers to listen to me! Wu Ming looked at Jiang Lele with a smile, took out a test paper from the desk and knocked it on the table! Since Wu Ming returned to the previous world, his memory has become very clear, and these small things from the past are remembered clearly, including the content and answers of each exam, as if engraved in his mind, and his eyes are immediately imprinted in front of his eyes as soon as he closes them.

"This math teacher is more capricious in his questions, and the answers to multiple-choice questions abcdcbabcdcba...... This loop, the answers to the fill-in-the-blank questions are all 11, two big questions I wrote to you, you look at the memory, it's okay if you can't remember, try to make a few mistakes, if it's all right, it's too shocking, you and I don't have such strength! Wu Ming picked up a pen and began to write.