004 A brain
"Is it really that evil? If you even calculate this, I will recognize you as my own brother, and in the future, your affairs will be a hundred times more important than my own affairs, and my little brother will all obey your command! Jiang Lele slapped his chest with a bang.
"I'm waiting to accept you as a little brother!" Wu Ming smiled and continued.
"If you are willing, you can give this answer to your little brothers, as for whether they believe it or not, it's up to you!"
"Which of those guys passed? If you have an answer to them, which one will you want to give you?" After Jiang Lele finished writing the answer, he took it out of the classroom, Wu Ming knew that he was going to deliver the answer, and the school would be shocked this time, because Wu Ming remembered that the math paper of this exam was particularly difficult, and few of the "top students" who were focused on cultivating passed the grade. The "black sheep" they do not pay attention to will surpass the so-called "top notch". Wu Ming wants this effect, don't look at the bad grades of these students who love to mix, but they are not stupid people, and their potential is no worse than that of the "top".
"Brother Wu Ming, no matter what, I thank you for my more than a hundred brothers in advance, if it's true, then we will break out! Ah, hahahaha! ”
"Jingle bell bell!" The hurried bell rang, the invigilator had not arrived, and the sound of the "hiccup" of high heels had come into my mind far away, it was the English teacher of the first class, a very fierce woman, who slammed the podium with a whip as soon as she entered the classroom.
"You have heard me clearly, my Geng Chunya's invigilation has always been very strict, if anyone talks to each other and whispers, once I am caught, see you on the demerit list of the school punishment list!"
"Holy! It's over, it's this stupid duck! Jianghu people call "exterminator too - dog stupid duck"! It's over! Jiang Lele was so anxious that he rubbed his palms.
"Don't worry! Let's not cheat, you remember the answer I gave you! Wu Ming pointed out scissorhands at Jiang Lele.
"Ok, I won't forget the abcdcba......" Jiang Lele grinned with his front teeth.
"Wu Ming, Jiang Lele! You two want to defy the law? Geng Chunya's two chalk heads flew out.
"Hey, hey! Teacher, we were wrong! Jiang Lele grabbed a chalk head with his left and right hands and put it on the table.
"This guy has not cultivated, but his reflexes and agility are much higher than ordinary people, and he is really a rare martial arts genius, and he has the opportunity to find a way to pass on the exercises of the One Qi Dao Sect to him!" Wu Ming pondered in his heart.
"Good! I'll let you go this time, but you two have paid attention to me, and when the exam starts, I'll focus on you two, and I'm going to make some more moths, and I'll go straight out and wait for the political and religious office! Geng Chunya turned around and wiped the blackboard clean, and patted the chalk ash on her hands.
"Pass the test papers!" Geng Chunya distributed the test papers in groups and asked the students to pass them back in turn.
"Jingle bell!" When the exam bell rang, Wu Ming and Jiang Lele didn't read the questions, they worked hard to write, and it didn't take long to fill in and hand in the test papers.
"What an incomprehensible, hopelessly two pieces of garbage!" Geng Chunya put away the rolls and let the two out.
"Brother Wu Ming, where are we going now? Do you want to go to an internet café? Jiang Lele looked at Wu Ming expectantly.
"Now there is only a little more than an hour before the end of the exam, and it takes us more than half an hour to go to the Internet café, which is billed by the hour!"
"Forget it! Just walk around the school! Jiang Lele took a step to leave the teaching building, and Wu Ming hurriedly followed.
"I'll take you to the lab to see, there are a lot of specimens in it, and it's said to have a brain!" Jiang Lele picked up Wu Ming and secretly transferred to the laboratory building.
"Brother Wu Ming, you wait, I'll open the door!" Jiang Lele took out his student ID card and forcibly stuffed it into the crack of the door, but with a light push, the door opened.
"You can be a thief!"
"That's what it is! Cards can also open ordinary doors, you want to learn to teach you next time! Jiang Lele carefully stuffed the student card into the card bag, and after Wu Ming entered the exhibition room of the experimental building, he gently closed the door.
The showroom was lined with shelves filled with countless bottles and jars, all of which were soaked in formalin solution and filled with strange things: bubbling mice, the reproductive organs of unknown creatures, stained brains...... Looking at it makes people's backs chill and uncomfortable.
"You're talking about that flowery brain?" Wu Ming felt that this thing was quite disgusting, very similar to the pig brain he ate with Xiaopang in the magic hat hot pot that time, looking at it, he felt that the pig brain he had eaten had become this thing, and his throat was churning, and it was very uncomfortable.
"I heard that this brain is a perverted murderer, and it is said that he killed more than a dozen people, ate human flesh, and buried a lot of bones in his yard. When he was found, more than a dozen big men were not his opponents, and in the end he was shot dead by the police more than a dozen times, and his family donated his body, saying that it was to atone for himself! Jiang Lele said a little mysteriously, his voice began to become sharp, and the breath he exhaled was white, as if the air around him had dropped by more than ten degrees at once, and the atmosphere was very abnormal.
"I'll go, it won't be haunted in broad daylight! It's kind of scary! Wu Ming was cold, opened the curtains all of a sudden, a touch of sunlight slanted in, and the entire experimental building lit up, and those coolness also disappeared in an instant, and sure enough, sunlight is the nemesis of these unknown things.
"Don't scare me, I'm not afraid of any fierce people, but I'm most afraid of these things!" Jiang Lele patted his chest, took out a cross from his chest, and lit it up and down on his chest, left and right, and prayed constantly.
"Look at what the hell you look like! What are you afraid of in broad daylight? Wu Ming hammered Jiang Lele's chest hard.
"Isn't it! You mean at night? Damn, don't scare me, you kid! ”
"Then who told you to tell me to come and see the brains of this inexplicable murderer?"
"I don't know, it's just that there's a voice in my head that keeps calling me!" Jiang Lele took out a cigarette, and took several puffs in a row, finally calming down.
"Do you want one?" Jiang Lele took out a cigarette again and threw it to Wu Ming.
"Don't smoke!" Wu Ming threw it back again.
"A cigarette after a meal, happy as a fairy! If you don't smoke, your life will be meaningless! I've advised you several times, you don't smoke it yourself! Don't regret it then, the last few sticks! Jiang Lele skillfully took the cigarette, stuffed it into the cigarette case again, and hid it closely.