Chapter 40: It's easy to please God, but it's hard to send God
"This is my home."
Wei Zhuo can actually speak, and what he says is still human language, not ghost language.
Wei Xu told me that ghosts who can speak human words are either powerful ghosts with great resentment, or they are attached to the world and don't want to leave. Wei Zhuo, this guy, obviously belongs to the latter.
"When you are alive, it is your home. But now that you're dead, you should go to the underworld. Wei Xuan said coldly.
"My wife is here, and my children are here." Wei Zhuo said.
"I don't have time to talk nonsense with you, since it's a ghost, then I have to go to your Huangquan Road! If you don't realize it, I'll give you a ride! ”
Wei Xuan pressed his middle finger with the thumb of his left hand, pinched it on Qianwen, that is, the joint seam at the base of the ring finger, and pressed the thumb back with the ring finger. This is the Ding Jia Jue, which can drive the two gods of Liuding and Liujia.
"General Yuqing, Liujia Xuanxing; Nine days of summoning, six dings to follow. The jade goddess is transformed into a god light. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a bolt of lightning suddenly fell from the sky. It was gone in the blink of an eye, but it still shocked me. As for Wei Zhuo, he was stunned in place.
"Don't go to the underworld to report yet!" Wei Xuan shouted.
I saw Wei Xu's ability. Wei Zhuo naturally knew that if he was not obedient, he would definitely be dissolved. Ghosts are changed by people, and they are the same as people, bullying the soft and afraid of the hard.
If Wei Xuan is really forced to make a move, not to mention his wife and children, he will not even have the opportunity to be reincarnated. Wei Zhuo was not stupid, and quickly escaped with a rolling belt.
"Will he ever come back?"
Mi Qing, who came back to her senses, asked Wei Xuan with some concern.
After all, Wei Zhuo just ran away, and Wei Xuan didn't do anything to him.
Although he has become a powerful ghost, he has not completely lost his mind and knows the severity. Once gone, there will be no return. The fetus in the womb is to stay or to fight. He won't interfere anymore, you can decide for yourself. Wei Xuan said.
The matter was settled, and Wei Xuan and I naturally took a taxi back to the hotel.
"I didn't expect it to go so smoothly, and it didn't take much effort to scare Wei Zhuo away." I say.
"Smooth fart! I've asked God for all the trails. Wei Xuan looked at me with a depressed face and said, "Do you know what kind of price the gods will pay? ”
"What price?" I really don't understand.
"Ask God once, worship God for a year. Xiaodao I don't like to worship God the most, but this is good, from tomorrow onwards, I have to kowtow to those two people every day. Wei Xuan said.
"Incense is made every day, and it has to be a year in a row, so there must be a lot of incense money, right?" As soon as I heard it, I was amused, so I naturally started joking.
"Not really." Wei Xuan glanced at me angrily and said, "To give incense to the gods, it must be tribute incense." That thing is precious, a stick can cost hundreds of dollars, 365 days a year, and it costs tens of thousands of dollars. If it weren't for the sake of borrowing her fetal luck, this loss-making business would be stupid! ”
I thought it was just a little bit of effort to ask God. I didn't expect it to cost so much.
"Just flash and it will cost tens of thousands? If you really ask them to help clean up the ghosts, how much will it take? I asked.
"The least is enshrined for ten years, and the most is enshrined until death. Anyway, please God this kind of thing, it's better not to do it. Wei Xuan sighed. Said: "It's easy to please God, it's hard to send God!" ”
Early the next morning, Wei Xu took me to the Xuantan Temple. On the back of the Xuantan Temple, there is a street dedicated to selling statues of gods, and there are gods from all walks of life.
Six Ding is not one, it is six Ding gods; Rokko is not one, it is six armor gods. Liuding and Liujia add up, a total of twelve.
Twelve statues of gods, filled with a full box, Wei Xuan and I carried it, and we both felt heavy.
"I said that if you ask God, please God, why do you ask for a dozen at a time? Can't you just ask for one? I asked Wei Xu.
"If you don't understand, don't open a yellow mouth." Wei Xuan glanced at me and said, "The more capable you are, the more difficult it is to please." Even if you are lucky enough to get it, it will be difficult to send it. It's just that I invited the most unpopular Liuding Liujia, and I have to worship it for a year. Please, awesome, for the rest of my life. Don't you have to get it all in? ”
After a long time, he finally helped Wei Xuan move the twelve statues back to the hotel.
Wei Xuan gave them incense and kowtowed respectfully. There are three statues of one god, and the twelve add up to thirty-six.
I thought that Wei Xu would have to be like this in the coming year. I was immediately happy in my heart.
"Glad huh?" Wei Xuan looked at me angrily and said, "Don't think that you stinky fortune tellers don't need to ask God, it's just that you don't have that ability yet." When you get home, you also have a time to ask God. I heard Zheng Chengsheng say that the gods you invite are even more difficult to send. Then Lu Xiannian invited him once, and tortured him for most of his life. ”
"Lu Xiannian has invited God? When? "I'm curious.
"How do I know? Ask him to go yourself. Wei Xuan said.
"He won't tell me, and if he asks, it's useless." Although I only lived under the same roof with Lu Xiannian for more than ten days, I know his stinky temper very well.
"Why don't you give me a hexagram?" After Wei Xuan walked for a while, he came out coldly.
"What?" I asked.
"Nothing, no more." Wei Xuan frowned and said, "Whether it is counted or not, the fate is all there." ”
"What's wrong with you?" I feel that Wei Xuan is a little wrong.
"I agreed to open the seven-star coffin because in addition to borrowing the womb, I can also ask God for protection. Pity. When I was helping Miqing, I took the opportunity to ask God. Wei Xu said.
"Can God only ask once?" I asked Wei Xu.
"If the god who invited him has not sent it away, he cannot invite another god." Wei Xuan said.
"I thought I could just ask for it! I still think that you have to make offerings anyway, so it is better to invite a few more. I hit the wholesale directly. I said.
"To worship the gods, you have to be single-minded." Wei Xuan said.
"Aren't there twelve of them?" I asked.
"Like the Eighteen Arhats, they are not one in number, but they are never separated. Whether it is an invitation or an offering, it must be treated as one. Wei Xu said.
"If you can't ask the gods to protect yourself, wouldn't it be very dangerous to open the seven-star coffin tomorrow." I'm a little worried.
"Even if you can please the gods. With my little deeds, I can't invite a great god. The thing in the seven-star coffin is too evil. Ordinary gods, even if they are invited, may not be willing to come. Wei Xuan said.
"Will God admit it?" I think that's kind of incredible.
"Don't think of God as tall as that, even if it's not bad, it's not as good as you think." Wei Xuan looked at me with a serious face and said, "God will not take the initiative to provoke people. But it's also better not to provoke him. God is fair, but also ruthless. Whoever seeks from them must give away. Often, there is more to give than to ask. ”
"I earned 2,000 plus fetal luck, and I lost tens of thousands of plus a year's offering, at least in terms of quantity, I gave more than I supposed." I say.
"I knew it was a loss, but I still did it. Why? Just because the heart is greedy. Wei Xu said.
"I can't take it down. You've never been one to provoke. Why do you have to venture out to open the seven-star coffin this time? I asked Wei Xuan with some confusion.
"Isn't it the word love and meaning when people live in the world? Zheng Chengsheng accepted me as an apprentice and passed on my skills, now I can go out and walk the rivers and lakes alone, and I should give him a big gift in my senses. Wei Xuan looked at me with firm eyes and said, "I saluted back." is the real teacher. Even if you don't understand it now, you will understand it later. ”
"What do you mean I don't understand now? If you want that Jiulongpan, don't you just want to prove to Zheng Chengsheng that you are very awesome now, and you are so awesome that you are so awesome that you can get to the sky, and you can get things that he can't even get your hands on. ”
Anyway, it's also a look, Wei Xu's little bit of caution, can I see through it?
"I don't want to be reckless, but only when the apprentice has the ability, the master will dare to let go." Wei Xuan said.
"Taking such a big risk, aren't you afraid to put your life into it?" I asked Wei Xu.
"I can't die, at most I'm a cripple." Wei Xu replied.
"Why?" I asked.
"Joe Golden Tooth won't let us die, and he won't dare let us die. If the two of us gave his little life to him, Zheng Chengsheng and Lu Xiannian would definitely not be able to spare him. Their Qiao family, don't think about Ansheng anymore. ”
Wei Xuan smiled and said, "A teacher for one day, a father for life." Don't look at us on the lips, but in their hearts, they definitely treat us as their own sons. ”