Chapter 41: Kowloon Pun

I took a fortune charm and nothing else.

Wei Xuan and I almost went to Porcelain Alley empty-handed.

"You came empty-handed, you are much more courageous than Zheng Chengsheng!" Seeing that Wei Xuan and I didn't take anything, Qiao Jinya was a little surprised.

"Destiny is destined by God. What is mine is mine, not mine. No matter how hard you dig out, you won't be able to get it. Wei Xuan said.

"You little guy, it seems that you want to like it better than Zheng Chengsheng." Qiao Jinya nodded with a smile and said, "Please!" ”

The seven-star coffin looked the same as three days ago, and the seven candles lit were still bright and dark.

"Three blue and four green to Kun? The two stars belong to the wood, and the wood is absolutely shen, and it is hung to Kun to destroy the door and kill. Wei Xuan looked at Qiao Jinya and said: "Seven lives continue to be seven lights, a family of seven, three women and four men, regardless of the old and young, you can really do it!" ”

"I borrowed my life, I admit it. But the destruction of their doors has nothing to do with me. Joe Golden Tooth smiled. said: "Anyway, my life is lost, and it is a lonely ghost to wander outside, so I borrowed it to avoid wasting it." ”

"So as not to waste it, did you ask for someone's consent?" Wei Xuan asked.

"Each other, each other." Qiao Jinya looked at Wei Xuan with a smile on his face, and asked rhetorically, "Have you borrowed someone's fetal luck and obtained the consent of others?" ”

The old rivers and lakes are the old rivers and lakes, and the fortune charm is still in Wei Xu's pocket, but he didn't take it out, and Qiao Jinya actually saw that we had borrowed the fetus.

This old guy is really amazing!

"Borrowed their lives, their birthdays, you should have them here, right?" Wei Xuan asked Qiao Jinya.

"Your Taoist priest's set, you do need to be born for life, but I don't need it, so I don't know." Joe Kingtooth said.

"There is no birthday. Then there is no way to come to the soft one, only the hard one. Wei Xu said.

"It's you who opened the seven-star coffin, not me. Whether it's soft or hard, it's none of my business. Qiao Jinya put on a posture to watch the excitement.

Wei Xu crossed the back of the ring finger with the little finger of his left hand, hooked the little finger with the middle finger, pinched the horizontal stripe of the palm, pressed the middle finger with the thumb, and bent the finger of the thumb to press the index finger, pinching a trick.

"The heavens and the earth are clear, and all the ghosts listen to the order! In accordance with the edict, the decree is in accordance with the law, and the spirit is urgent......"

Wei Xu is going to ask a ghost to open the coffin, is there a ghost to invite in Qiao Jinya's house?

Several black figures floated over from there, their bodies a little blurry and difficult to see, obviously unable to retain the lonely souls in human form.

Those who can become ghosts are more or less disgusting, and it's not good to please. Lonely souls are different. They were forced to stay in the world, and most of them hoped that they could return to the Huangquan Road and return to the underworld to be reincarnated. As soon as a Taoist priest is called, they will immediately come.

Came to help. The Taoist priest must overtake them and send them to the Huangquan Road.

The lonely soul surrounded the seven-star coffin, and Wei Xuan gave an order, and they worked together.

"Whoa!"

The coffin lid opened.

After the rising dust slowly fell, the empty seven-star coffin was revealed.

Inside the coffin, there was a black feng shui compass with several cracks, which looked tattered. Dragons are engraved on the compass, one wrapped around the other. I don't know if it's nine or not, because they're no longer in shape, and they're still lacking.

"This tattered is the Kowloon plate?" I asked Joe Gold.

"The more treasured. The more so. If you don't meet someone who is destined, after a long time, you will run out of oil. Four of the seven lamps that gave it life were dimmed, and the feng shui compass could still be seen. It's already pretty good. Joe Kingtooth said.

Wei Xuan reached in and carefully pulled out the tattered thing.

"Take it! It's all rotten like this, and to me it's a piece of broken wood. If you want to bring it back to life, you won't waste this treasure. ”

Qiao Jinya is so generous? Give up the Kowloon Pan. He didn't blink.

"If that's the case, then it's disrespectful." Wei Xuan was very happy.

No matter what kind of calculation Qiao Jinya plays, anyway, Wei Xuan and I have it.

"It was easier than expected." I say.

"That's because the Kowloon plates are about to become tattered." Wei Xuan took over and said, "Qiao Jinya knows in his heart that if the Nine Dragons continue to be placed with him, within a year, it will become a piece of rotten wood. Let me take it, although it may not be saved, but there is a chance to recover the soul. ”

"Why?" I'm a little curious.

"The Nine Dragons Plate was originally a Taoist thing, and only when it returned to the hands of the Taoist priest could it be reborn." Wei Xuan sighed and said, "It's not my own thing, I don't know how to cherish it." The Nine Dragons Plate became like this, which was caused by the overuse of Qiao Jinya. No matter how precious it is, it has to fall into the hands of those who care about it. to survive. ”

"Although it is used badly, with Qiao Jinya's temperament, he will not give this favor in vain." I say.

"Shunshui is a fart! He just wants to borrow my hand to restore the Kowloon Pan. Then look for an opportunity to take it back. Wei Xu said.

"It's all rotten like this, and even if it can be repaired, it's not a matter of one or two days. Later, let's talk about it later, what do we do next? Do you want to give this directly to Zheng Chengsheng? I asked Wei Xu.

"How can you give a gift to a rag? Even if it's your own master, you can't be so perfunctory! Wei Xu's eyes rolled around twice, and said, "There is." Let's go to kindergarten. ”

"Going to kindergarten? What are you going to do? Kid deceitful? ”

Wei Xu, this guy, is sometimes a psychopath, and even my stinky fortune teller can't figure out what he's going to do in the next minute?

"You guessed it, it's a kid." Wei Xuan said seriously.

"I'm not interested in going to you on your own, such a boring thing." I said.

"No! You have to go. Wei Xuan grabbed me and said, "I want you not to go." How do I know which child can and can't? ”

"If you don't tell me that you're ugly, I won't follow you to deceive the child." I'm serious.

"I want innocence." Wei Xuan said.

"Virginity? You're a dead pervert, you actually went to kindergarten? ”

I was speechless and shocked.

"Innocence is only found in children." Wei Xuan said.

"It's been a very open year, but it's not so scary that you have to go to kindergarten to find a virgin!" I said.

"What's going on in your head? When I say innocence, I don't mean chastity. It's innocent and true. So innocent topics can talk about dirt, you stinky fortune teller, you are really filthy! ”

Is Wei Xu scolding me? Still scolding me for being dirty?

If I want to talk about dirt, can I compare with him? Think about him holding Zhou Jia's little pants and putting them in front of his nose to smell them carefully. That's how obscene it is, how obscene it is. How disgusting, how disgusting.

While I was busy scolding him. That guy Wei Xu has already hailed a taxi and sat on it.

"Get in the car! What are you doing? Wei Xuan urged me.

"Where to go?"

As soon as we sat down, my brother asked us.

"Kindergarten." Wei Xuan said.

"Which kindergarten?" The brother asked.

"There are a lot of children." Wei Xudao.

"There are so many kids in kindergarten, you have to give me a name!" 's brother was a little speechless, looking at his expression, it was like two fools sitting in the car.

"Then you can turn around, which kindergarten looks pleasing to the eye, and we will get off at which kindergarten." Wei Xuan took out a hundred yuan from his pocket and handed it to his brother.

The starting price of a taxi is only five yuan, and a hundred yuan can go around Yudu for most of the circle. Although Wei Xuan and I look like idiots, we are fools who can afford to pay money.

Fool's money is also money, and you can spend it as much as you earn it.

The brother who took the money immediately happily took the two of us fools, kindergarten by kindergarten.

"That's it."

Wei Xu's brother stopped the car.

I looked at the gate, and the five big words "Organ Kindergarten" were extremely dazzling.

Ordinary children, that is not able to go to the kindergarten. The children who can enter the kindergarten here are either their parents have backgrounds, or their grandfathers and grandmothers have backgrounds.

The kindergarten has not yet ended, and I can hear the sound of children chasing and playing inside. Wei Xuan and I were two fools, like two wooden stakes, stupidly pestle at the door.